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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1550 on: Today at 10:02:24 AM »
Hankins, no one knows what these safety plates are, I only slightly remember them because of the "no pinch" marketing. Use some real plates, and do a weight count on video.

And you won't be crushing #405. Every time you set up, you look like one of those windsock ads at a car dealership -

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1551 on: Today at 10:05:23 AM »
Wood Hankins:

Honestly these dudes are pathetic. 60 pages of them posting and talking shit about my training. NO LIFTS
I had not planned to squat today as going snowboarding Friday. Planned to save my legs. But fuck it going to show these pussies how it is done. I am raising an Army.
First, they say I can't squat then they say squats are bad and I shouldn't squat. Truth, is they don't squat. Now they want to talk about machines.  I will squat 385lbs this afternoon. Stay Tuned so many haters all bitches

Rocket – No Lift but at least recognizes I am going to crush 405
Illuminati – No Lift claims I am weak and frail
Chaos – No Lift
IronNat – No lift
38 Returns – No Lift does not workout at all claims my full squat is a calf raise starts yapping about front squats smith machines and leg extensions
BigRo – Inspired promises 405 squat for Xmas Eve went on a tangent and started talking deads
Krank – No Lift but can probably get close
Titus – No Lift
Lartinos – No Lift
Rambone – No Lift
Wes – No Lift claims I can not get 405 in this lifetime I guess he means his lifetime because he is going to die any day now. I got this anytime I want it
BB – No Lift claims 365 is 340
Flexacon – No Lift
JoSwift – No Lift
Webster – No Lift
Soul Crusher – No Lift claims 4 hour daily workouts never posted a single squat claims I am weak
Keano – No Lift worried about my academics claims I will only squat 4 inches lol
Griffith – No Lift claims I am powerlifting despite doing high bar no belt squats claims I am training to heavy claims I folded on an easy 365
Never1ashow – No Lift worried about my ankles and legs
Tatoo – No lift
Grape Ape – No Lift claims I folded on an easy 365
NJFLEX – No Lift claims I folded claims I will not gte 405 this lifetime
Van – No Loft but inspired talking about trying smith machines
Donny – No lift claims a full squat is a half rep hater then talks about smith machines hacks fronts leg extensions and curls
Hulkatron – No lift
Major Domo – No lift claims I have no legs
Beefjake – No lift
Dave D – No Lift Claims good squat video is worst ever
Les Grosmman - No lift no faith
Fitness frenzy – No lift

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Meltdown.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1552 on: Today at 10:09:33 AM »
Wood Hankins:

Never1ashow – No Lift worried about my ankles and legs

Van – No Loft but inspired talking about trying smith machines


Also LOL at this. Imagine talking about ankle watching on Facebook to people who have no idea what this is about.

Van's about to get the "Coach" treatment. No "burritos with Bri" for you.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1553 on: Today at 10:25:47 AM »
i've just got back from the gym

i lift 3 x weekly

brian will never know

and it kills him


lets recall his last years lies/ promises

- holiday in england and compete in bb or fight- 0/3
- complete first year law school- kicked out for fraud
- do a PL meet- nothing
- do a 405 squat- haha
- reach 250lb- haha
- bench 365 for 2- hahaha

everything he touches turns to shit.

keep going brian we are all laughing at you.




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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1554 on: Today at 10:25:53 AM »
Omg he posted a 380 squat video

Knee sleeves and squat suit lol

It’s bad, the right knee is moving left and right

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1555 on: Today at 10:29:19 AM »
Do you do any one legged squats?

I can....but not many.  My knees just don't like them.  They require some good mobility

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1556 on: Today at 10:31:54 AM »
Omg he posted a 380 squat video

Knee sleeves and squat suit lol

It’s bad, the right knee is moving left and right

We were told to expect 385 today.  Maybe that's coming later still.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1557 on: Today at 10:36:54 AM »
Omg he posted a 380 squat video

Knee sleeves and squat suit lol

It’s bad, the right knee is moving left and right
He is going to die for us

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1558 on: Today at 10:37:19 AM »
Omg he posted a 380 squat video

Knee sleeves and squat suit lol

It’s bad, the right knee is moving left and right

Forearms are damn near more parallel than his thighs

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1559 on: Today at 10:40:32 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1560 on: Today at 10:45:43 AM »
Forearms are damn near more parallel than his thighs


Even with the suit he can't go parallel. And look at those buckling knees.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1561 on: Today at 10:47:45 AM »
Forearms are damn near more parallel than his thighs

Knees caving in.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1562 on: Today at 10:48:50 AM »
A question for the haters. How long will this friendship last?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1563 on: Today at 10:52:21 AM »
Forearms are damn near more parallel than his thighs

WTF does this idiotic crackpot think he's doing FFS he's not even got
to parallel let alone below or a Full deep squat.

His back is badly rounded & he's tipped forward - Got to happen
soon he's going to suffer a bad injury ,  ;D Great it can't happen
soon enough. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1564 on: Today at 10:53:23 AM »
A question for the haters. How long will this friendship last?

Backhanded compliments of peace

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1565 on: Today at 11:01:07 AM »
He's shaking so much in that squat his knees are caving in and he's twisting side to side.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1566 on: Today at 11:11:01 AM »
Forearms are damn near more parallel than his thighs



Brian thinks he's slick. He deleted the 365lbs lift on facebook as that used a truer camera angle showing depth.

He then raises the camera higher on his quarter rep 385lbs lift so he can then try fake depth. The weak khunt has no shame

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1567 on: Today at 11:12:30 AM »
A question for the haters. How long will this friendship last?

Texas Law vs Gay Rage (actually sounds like a good wrestling match) -

Hopefully, it progresses to the point Blaha flies to NC to help Brian with his squat. Blaha puts the moves on Brian feeling his zesty energy, and tries to suck his dick. Brian lets him, but in a regretful rage crushes Blaha's head with one of his plates, throwing his back out in the process. Em finds him on the garage floor, and does her legal duty to report him.

Later, Em gets rich writing "Fatal Flexing", a look at the danger of online fitness boards and peer pressure.

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"Squat for me Brian".

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1568 on: Today at 11:19:34 AM »
I like that we've progressed to the point we can now dress Brian up like a girl with a Barbie doll. We've got the "powelifting outfit" on today. Also, nice showing off the ankle to prove there was no monitor.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1569 on: Today at 11:33:51 AM »
Is bhank even capable of doing more than a single rep squat?

Doing multiple reps at 70% of that weight would be a lot harder.

This is probably why he's now obsessing with powerlifting instead.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1570 on: Today at 11:37:04 AM »
Is bhank even capable of doing more than a single rep squat?

Doing multiple reps at 70% of that weight would be a lot harder.

This is probably why he's now obsessing with powerlifting instead.

thats all he ever does... he just has a go at one rep max efforts every now and again
Its obvious from his shake poor form on all his excercises

If you train for any decent length of time you learn to move a weight smoothly and level and controlled, Brian has none of that.

He always looks like a guy who has been watching someone lift and said "hold my beer"

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1571 on: Today at 11:39:57 AM »
It makes me wonder if Wood Hankins paid back, or returned, the Student Loan money he fraudulently received from Campbell University.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1572 on: Today at 11:42:51 AM »
You gotta love Hanky - he provides endless entertainment for this board, lol

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1573 on: Today at 11:43:59 AM »
Its not love, its people slowing down looking at a wreak on the motorway

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1574 on: Today at 11:44:43 AM »
ok lets give the bald woman beating law school failure a fair shake


The key factors when judging a squat are the four points of performance: a stable stance, a neutral spine (maintaining the lumbar curve), proper knee-to-toe tracking, and squat depth (hip crease below parallel).

Form and Technique
Stance and Balance: The feet should be flat on the ground and approximately shoulder-width apart, with toes pointed slightly outward (around 11 and 1 o'clock or 15-30 degrees, depending on individual anatomy). The weight should be balanced across the entire foot, not just the heels or toes.



Spinal Alignment: Maintaining a neutral spine (the natural "S" curve of the back) is crucial to avoid injury, especially when adding weight. The chest should remain "proud" or upright, preventing the lower back from rounding into a "C" shape (often called "butt wink") at the bottom of the squat.

Knee Tracking: The knees should track in the same direction as the toes throughout the entire movement. Knees collapsing inward is a sign of weakness or poor form and can put undue stress on the knee joint, which is primarily a hinge joint and does not tolerate much rotation.

Depth: For a complete squat, the hip crease should descend below the top of the knee joint. While full depth is the goal for optimal muscle engagement, it should never come at the expense of maintaining the other points of performance, particularly a neutral spine.

Initiation of Movement: The movement should start by moving the hips backward as though sitting in a chair, followed by the bending of the knees. Pushing the knees forward to initiate the squat is a common mistake.

Breathing and Bracing: A proper breath and core brace (filling the abdomen with air and tightening the core) before initiating the descent helps maintain spinal stability, especially with heavier loads.

Individual Factors
An individual's unique anatomy, such as hip structure, thigh-to-calf length ratios, and ankle mobility, significantly influences their optimal stance and form. Judges and coaches should consider these variations rather than enforcing a single, universal "perfect form" for everyone.
Performance Factors
Consistency: The ability to perform multiple repetitions with consistent form indicates mastery of movement and reduces injury risk.
Load Management: The weight used should allow for proper form throughout the entire range of motion. Gradually increasing the weight (progressive overload) is key to building strength safely.
Absence of Pain: No part of the squat should cause pain. Pain is often an indicator of poor form, excessive volume, or an underlying issue that needs addressing.



Brian you clearly fail


ALSO

your suit adds 22-30%
sleeves 5-15%
belt 5 -15%

so you are assisted by at least 32% and as much as 60%

so 385 - 32% = 261
or 385 - 60% =  154

as you can see some way away from rolling off the couch to do 405 for reps. some people are just weak little drug addled bitches brian.
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