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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2100 on: December 12, 2025, 03:41:11 PM »

I’m being serious when I ask this, I’m not saying this as an insult, but the nonsense he posts is because he’s trying to meet dudes right? He's obviously bi sexual, right?

 No need to bring little Matt Canning, Affeman, and the tubby blunt fuck Shizzo into this….

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2101 on: December 12, 2025, 03:59:46 PM »
Excellent, for Hankins EZ reference as to depth some stills below.  Cannot imagine the awful smell in that car returning from the snow trip.  Expect the snowboarding accident excuse in 3, 2, 1...
BigRo always hits full depth on his squats. Not sure about the towel around the bar though, kind of gay.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2102 on: December 12, 2025, 04:09:03 PM »
BigRo always hits full depth on his squats. Not sure about the towel around the bar though, kind of gay.

Is it gayer than a tricycle though?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2103 on: December 12, 2025, 05:11:46 PM »
Is it gayer than a tricycle though?

Is it gayer than a manta ray though?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2104 on: December 12, 2025, 08:03:17 PM »
No need to bring little Matt Canning, Affeman, and the tubby blunt fuck Shizzo into this….

Merry Christmas!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2105 on: December 12, 2025, 09:37:20 PM »
BigRo always hits full depth on his squats. Not sure about the towel around the bar though, kind of gay.

Kind of but not much cushioning compared to pussy pad.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2106 on: December 12, 2025, 09:43:18 PM »
Excellent, for Hankins EZ reference as to depth some stills below.  Cannot imagine the awful smell in that car returning from the snow trip.  Expect the snowboarding accident excuse in 3, 2, 1...




LOL


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2107 on: December 13, 2025, 07:45:57 AM »
Excellent, for Hankins EZ reference as to depth some stills below.  Cannot imagine the awful smell in that car returning from the snow trip.  Expect the snowboarding accident excuse in 3, 2, 1...

Bhanky and his good morning lolll.

For somebody who says their knee slips out going upstairs. Or  fall down in a buffet line. I find it hard to believe these issues are real when you can snowboard.

These phantom ailment start to creep up when Brian has to do something i.e. a 405 squat i.e. compete.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2108 on: December 13, 2025, 08:09:06 AM »
I really can't see this 180kg squat happening, if 160 is such a struggle with terrible form and no depth then there is no way 180 is going up from down deep, maybe a shaking quarter "squat".

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2109 on: December 13, 2025, 08:31:40 AM »
LOL



A lot of his form problems could be avoided if he moved the bar lower, off his neck and onto his traps instead. That would pull his torso up instead of looking as if his spine is about to snap in half.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2110 on: December 13, 2025, 08:36:50 AM »
A lot of his form problems could be avoided if he moved the bar lower, off his neck and onto his traps instead. That would pull his torso up instead of looking as if his spine is about to snap in half.
Also not to nitpick who squats in front of a motorcycle, a sports car and a trike

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2111 on: December 13, 2025, 08:40:25 AM »
I really can't see this 180kg squat happening, if 160 is such a struggle with terrible form and no depth then there is no way 180 is going up from down deep, maybe a shaking quarter "squat".

It’s not happening.

That said as bad as Hankins squat is, it’s much better and lower than I thought it would be.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2112 on: December 13, 2025, 09:06:52 AM »
Merry Christmas!

Brammy G, my small-peckered friend, you getting any of that sticky sticky being handed out in Ann Arbor?  ;D

Merry Christmas to you and yours!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2113 on: December 13, 2025, 09:24:51 AM »
I really can't see this 180kg squat happening, if 160 is such a struggle with terrible form and no depth then there is no way 180 is going up from down deep, maybe a shaking quarter "squat".

hes done what people here predicted he would do

ooops hes hurt himself snowboarding


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2114 on: December 13, 2025, 09:31:31 AM »
hes done what people here predicted he would do

ooops hes hurt himself snowboarding




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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2115 on: December 13, 2025, 09:35:40 AM »
hes done what people here predicted he would do

ooops hes hurt himself snowboarding



So predictable now.


Add to list of ailments:

Knee slipped twice. Fluid build up, lose stability when leaking and swelling.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2116 on: December 13, 2025, 09:37:57 AM »

Like clockwork

The pussy has a random injury

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2117 on: December 13, 2025, 09:41:02 AM »
I really can't see this 180kg squat happening, if 160 is such a struggle with terrible form and no depth then there is no way 180 is going up from down deep, maybe a shaking quarter "squat".

Yes every additional inch at close to parallel usually affects load a lot. I also think it's hard to suddenly switch and squat deep for a max if used to a more shallow range.

A lot of his form problems could be avoided if he moved the bar lower, off his neck and onto his traps instead. That would pull his torso up instead of looking as if his spine is about to snap in half.

From what I've seen, a lower bar placement usually means a more bent over torso and a harder time hitting depth.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2118 on: December 13, 2025, 09:43:10 AM »
hes done what people here predicted he would do

ooops hes hurt himself snowboarding



At the fucking poultry show and not while snowboarding what absolute shit is this.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2119 on: December 13, 2025, 10:01:57 AM »
I really can't see this 180kg squat happening, if 160 is such a struggle with terrible form and no depth then there is no way 180 is going up from down deep, maybe a shaking quarter "squat".

Hey Zen Leprechaun, speak American, we want to know the weight that crushes Brian Wood Healy Hankins in pounds.

That squat form looks like someone taking a shit in a toilet that is too cold to sit down on.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2120 on: December 13, 2025, 10:14:25 AM »
What's a Poultry Show?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2121 on: December 13, 2025, 10:27:41 AM »
Yes every additional inch at close to parallel usually affects load a lot. I also think it's hard to suddenly switch and squat deep for a max if used to a more shallow range.

From what I've seen, a lower bar placement usually means a more bent over torso and a harder time hitting depth.

The way he's doing it is the bar is pressing down on his neck causing him to bend over at his neck.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2122 on: December 13, 2025, 10:53:44 AM »
It is not just a matter of technique he doesn't have the power to do it.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2123 on: December 13, 2025, 11:00:48 AM »
It is not just a matter of technique he doesn't have the power to do it.

Bianca is as weak as a Kitten.
Absolutely Zero chance he could break parallel let alone
go into a full deep squat with 400lbs & stand back up.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2124 on: December 13, 2025, 11:06:26 AM »
What's a Poultry Show?

Brian spelt it wrong he was referencing the quality of the show he competed it.

He meant 'paltry'

as in

paltry
adjective
(of an amount of money) very small and of little or no value:
Law school grants these days are paltry.
paltry sum The buyer offered Brian a paltry sum for his house, which he accepted because his wifes mom told him to.
Brians leg development was paltry said the man with polio
 
of little quality or value:
paltry excuse he made some paltry excuse to once again avoid his own squat chalenge and left.
Synonyms
meagre measly informal miserable (NOT GOOD)negligible stingy informal disapproving trifling


once again brian sets the bar then runs away

180 and depth isnt the point

when talking about squatting 180kilo correctly its the only point.
same old brian.


dont forget we can all witness his foray into powerlifting in January as he promised.

haha fraudulent bitch

even funnier his little watch spreadsheet he put together on his birthday for people who hate him. weird. and what a birthday. a 6 year old and his retarded dad. thats it. no wife mom brothers or friends. hang yourself by your scrawny 15' neck king wrassler!
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