Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[tatoo]

Why does Bhank need an office if he is not employed and has no intention of working?

probably cant jackoff, fart and get high all day in the living room ..the smack shack is his safe place where he feels big strong and tough lol

[Skeletor]

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Semhanktics as usual. The previous 2 places he applied to, give "scholorships" to everyone:

Elon Law School offers significant aid, with nearly all students (around 97-100% in recent years) receiving grants/scholarships, awarded automatically to accepted applicants after file review, focusing on merit and need

Campbell Law School offers significant financial aid, with over 95% of first-year students receiving merit scholarships

[Soul Crusher]

Semhanktics as usual. The previous 2 places he applied to, give "scholorships" to everyone:

These schools charge 80k a year tuition when it should be 40k and offer a schnook like Bhank 30k and he thinks he won the lottery.  He still is going to be in debt coming out at 53 yo and no job and likely failing the bar exam.     

[joswift]

[chaos]

[Rambone]

Cope post about how much better he is than SC. He's got 5 chickens, a dog, a wife, 3 food delivery services, kids, and a near full ride to law school, so Getbig hasn't ruined his life. Also how he'd beat up SC, and he has no gut, etc...

It's the Hankins version of -

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Lmao!!

Also lmaoed earlier at the AIDS quilt comment

[WrongAdvices]

These schools charge 80k a year tuition when it should be 40k and offer a schnook like Bhank 30k and he thinks he won the lottery.  He still is going to be in debt coming out at 53 yo and no job and likely failing the bar exam.   

Clearly he is talking about the military benefits also like GI Bill that will pay for it right?  4th chicken named JKK

[BigRo]

Haha that's a wise man.

[AbrahamG]

My nigga Hankins out here looking like he's getting ready to have his name added to the AIDS quilt . We really ruined his psyche, who makes videos bragging about chickens?

That's really, really good.  Respect.

[AbrahamG]

I would tap out to the body odor others complained about him having more than anything.

What if he took your back and had a voracious hardon pressing against you?  Would you tap?  Or let him finish?   

[wes]

Brian, did you name your 5 chickens?

Meal # 1
Meal # 2
Meal # 3
Meal # 4
Meal # 5

[joswift]

Brian, did you name your 5 chickens?

competitor 1,2,3,4,5

Brian placed 6th due to lacking leg development

[AbrahamG]

competitor 1,2,3,4,5

Brian placed 6th due to lacking leg development

 

[BigRo]

Team bird legs.

[Lartinos]

The man is valiantly fighting Chrohn's, and winning, and you all just have jokes.

The chickens, by the way, give Brian nutritious eggs and also much needed responsibility around the house.

Think about it.. even his food comes pre made.

After he rides his trike he doesn’t have much else to do.

He does literally nothing every single day. He should write a book and call it “the zero hour work week.”