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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2451 on: December 20, 2025, 02:10:02 PM »
Cope post about how much better he is than SC. He's got 5 chickens, a dog, a wife, 3 food delivery services, kids, and a near full ride to law school, so Getbig hasn't ruined his life. Also how he'd beat up SC, and he has no gut, etc...

It's the Hankins version of -

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Lmao!!

Also lmaoed earlier at the AIDS quilt comment

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2452 on: December 20, 2025, 03:05:59 PM »
These schools charge 80k a year tuition when it should be 40k and offer a schnook like Bhank 30k and he thinks he won the lottery.  He still is going to be in debt coming out at 53 yo and no job and likely failing the bar exam.   

Clearly he is talking about the military benefits also like GI Bill that will pay for it right?  4th chicken named JKK

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2453 on: December 20, 2025, 03:17:02 PM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2454 on: December 20, 2025, 03:38:48 PM »
My nigga Hankins out here looking like he's getting ready to have his name added to the AIDS quilt :(. We really ruined his psyche, who makes videos bragging about chickens?

That's really, really good.  Respect.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2455 on: December 20, 2025, 03:41:37 PM »
I would tap out to the body odor others complained about him having more than anything.

What if he took your back and had a voracious hardon pressing against you?  Would you tap?  Or let him finish?   ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2456 on: December 20, 2025, 03:53:46 PM »
Brian, did you name your 5 chickens?
Meal # 1
Meal # 2
Meal # 3
Meal # 4
Meal # 5

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2457 on: December 20, 2025, 03:56:11 PM »
Brian, did you name your 5 chickens?

competitor 1,2,3,4,5

Brian placed 6th due to lacking leg development

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2458 on: December 20, 2025, 04:14:48 PM »
competitor 1,2,3,4,5

Brian placed 6th due to lacking leg development

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2459 on: December 20, 2025, 04:37:12 PM »
Team bird legs.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2460 on: December 20, 2025, 05:15:28 PM »
The man is valiantly fighting Chrohn's, and winning, and you all just have jokes.

The chickens give Brian nutritious eggs and also much needed responsibility around the house.

Think about it.. even his food comes pre made.

After he rides his trike he doesn’t have much else to do.

He does literally nothing every single day. He should write a book and call it “the zero hour work week.”


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2461 on: December 20, 2025, 05:56:44 PM »
The man is valiantly fighting Chrohn's, and winning, and you all just have jokes.

The chickens, by the way, give Brian nutritious eggs and also much needed responsibility around the house.

Think about it.. even his food comes pre made.

After he rides his trike he doesn’t have much else to do.

He does literally nothing every single day. He should write a book and call it “the zero hour work week.”

Zero hour work week / 6 monitors

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2462 on: December 20, 2025, 06:08:35 PM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2463 on: December 20, 2025, 06:36:11 PM »
Cope post about how much better he is than SC. He's got 5 chickens, a dog, a wife, 3 food delivery services, kids, and a near full ride to law school, so Getbig hasn't ruined his life. Also how he'd beat up SC, and he has no gut, etc...


Thank you, the actual videos give me nightmares

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2464 on: December 21, 2025, 12:11:39 AM »
His latest youtube video feels so forced and desperate. I guess we can conclude Em forced him to delete his facebook, and he is not in a sad and lost situation?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2465 on: December 21, 2025, 12:13:50 AM »
His latest youtube video feels so forced and desperate. I guess we can conclude Em forced him to delete his facebook, and he is not in a sad and lost situation?
I wonder if Ron will let him back on?
He must have really upset him

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2466 on: December 21, 2025, 12:50:22 AM »
I wonder if Ron will let him back on?
He must have really upset him

From what I heard, bhank threatened legal action against Getbig. Ron makes his own decisions, but I don't think he should be let back based on what he did.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2467 on: December 21, 2025, 01:48:05 AM »
I wonder if Ron will let him back on?
He must have really upset him

There are 3 things big Ron doesn't like

- Pedo behaviour (you're lucky to still be on here)

- False accusations of pedo behaviour (I'm lucky to still be on here)

- Messing with getbig. Bitch Brian went down the legal route and tried to have getbig shutdown because people posted proof of his stolen valour and arrest records on here.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2468 on: December 21, 2025, 03:54:37 AM »
I wonder if Ron will let him back on?
He must have really upset him

I don't know Ron almost at all but I know the shape of this place and I know that (mostly silent) watcher in the skies has a sense of humour that he keeps private.

I'm betting if Brian could actually get off his proud, high horse, Ron would let him back on the board, if not just to take the piss.

And there's no way Ron can get upset by Brian.  Yeah he might have threatened ye olde lawsuit but I'm guessing that's Ron's 100th such threat so he probably doesn't sweat that too much.

Whether Brian should come back is another thing.  He is in a death spiral of trying to defeat the internet, which is most definitely like pissing into the wind. 

- False accusations of pedo behaviour (I'm lucky to still be on here)

That's good that he is enforcing that now because a lot of that was flung at older people here and I've always thought it was out of order.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2469 on: December 21, 2025, 04:10:31 AM »

And there's no way Ron can get upset by Brian.  Yeah he might have threatened ye olde lawsuit but I'm guessing that's Ron's 100th such threat so he probably doesn't sweat that too much.


Wasn't there an actual letter sent?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2470 on: December 21, 2025, 04:55:21 AM »
hankins must never come back on here

he tried to get the board shut down because he was found lying about military service. scumbag. he adds nothing. plus we now have him spending his day doing youtube videos which are far funnier than anything he ever did here.even better than 'french toast' or 'who wore it best' and thats saying something
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2471 on: December 21, 2025, 04:57:35 AM »
Merry Christmas


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2472 on: December 21, 2025, 05:01:25 AM »
Brians video is him trying to convince himself his life is great, its not about convincing anyone here

And yes, it was his cannabis vape in his lap

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2473 on: December 21, 2025, 05:11:23 AM »
the magic regrowth of his hair is the stuff of miracles.

or a surgeon. one of the two for sure.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2474 on: December 21, 2025, 05:24:35 AM »


Bianca you dumb head - you're life is shit
& dominated by folk on Getbig a board you are barred from
you have so little in your life other than performing whatever
tricks Getbig posters tell you to do.
Law school what a joke - Mind Pathetic & Joke sum up you
& your life Bianca.

If you had a life you'd get on with it & forget / ignore Getbig.