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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2475 on: December 21, 2025, 04:57:35 AM »
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of this. My thousands of posts have meant... nothing..."
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2476 on: December 21, 2025, 05:01:25 AM »
Brians video is him trying to convince himself his life is great, its not about convincing anyone here

And yes, it was his cannabis vape in his lap

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2477 on: December 21, 2025, 05:11:23 AM »
the magic regrowth of his hair is the stuff of miracles.

or a surgeon. one of the two for sure.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2478 on: December 21, 2025, 05:24:35 AM »


Bianca you dumb head - you're life is shit
& dominated by folk on Getbig a board you are barred from
you have so little in your life other than performing whatever
tricks Getbig posters tell you to do.
Law school what a joke - Mind Pathetic & Joke sum up you
& your life Bianca.

If you had a life you'd get on with it & forget / ignore Getbig.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2479 on: December 21, 2025, 06:33:16 AM »
His latest youtube video feels so forced and desperate. I guess we can conclude Em forced him to delete his facebook, and he is not in a sad and lost situation?

She must be giddy at this point, knowing from his looks and actions that he'll be checking out soon and she'll get whatever remains.  Imagine what an insurance policy on him would cost?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2480 on: December 21, 2025, 06:38:32 AM »
I don't know Ron almost at all but I know the shape of this place and I know that (mostly silent) watcher in the skies has a sense of humour that he keeps private.

I'm betting if Brian could actually get off his proud, high horse, Ron would let him back on the board, if not just to take the piss.

And there's no way Ron can get upset by Brian.  Yeah he might have threatened ye olde lawsuit but I'm guessing that's Ron's 100th such threat so he probably doesn't sweat that too much.

Whether Brian should come back is another thing.  He is in a death spiral of trying to defeat the internet, which is most definitely like pissing into the wind. 

That's good that he is enforcing that now because a lot of that was flung at older people here and I've always thought it was out of order.

This wasn't just another empty threat.  Hankins has a track record of real world litigation action and has had lawyers send letters before and he posted them here.  Thinking of allowing him back would be incredibly foolish.  Might as well invite a stray feral dog into your house to shit all over the place ---again.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2481 on: December 21, 2025, 06:40:12 AM »
Bhanky is just misunderstood..

Like when he told Tim Heck his son looked good, just like his wife.

Is it weird for a man to compare the attractiveness of their son and wife?

It’s clearly just a compliment taken the wrong way.  :-X




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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2482 on: December 21, 2025, 06:44:18 AM »
the magic regrowth of his hair is the stuff of miracles.

or a surgeon. one of the two for sure.

Imagine bragging about how tough you were to come back from "4 surgeries" and knowing one was a hair transplant.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2483 on: December 21, 2025, 07:12:27 AM »
and  one was a mesh for a hernia

and one was a boob job

no idea what the next one was but safe to say it will be cosmetic
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2484 on: December 21, 2025, 07:32:58 AM »
and  one was a mesh for a hernia

and one was a boob job

no idea what the next one was but safe to say it will be cosmetic

It was the second pec surgery after his first one failed because, like the moron he is, and what everyone here told him, he started benching

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2485 on: December 21, 2025, 07:55:26 AM »
hold on the first one would have him benching 365 in 12 months.........time is up brian
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2486 on: December 21, 2025, 08:30:20 AM »
I don't know Ron almost at all
We can tell. Outside of his irritating, lying, braggart, ego-filled behavior, when confronted with facts, he changes directions and manipulates words. When all of that was exposed and laid out, he threatened to sue to have getbig shut down, multiple times. That is the last straw. He can keep posting his youtube videos and these guys can keep track of him that way, he won't be posting here for the foreseeable future.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2487 on: December 21, 2025, 09:25:58 AM »


I did it, I got 5 chickens...

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2488 on: December 21, 2025, 09:51:53 AM »


The coward deleted his video. Seems like Em has 6 chickens.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2489 on: December 21, 2025, 10:14:57 AM »


I did it, I got 5 chickens...

Next he’ll be bragging about having a gallon of milk in his refrigerator also

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2490 on: December 21, 2025, 10:22:26 AM »
The coward deleted his video. Seems like Em has 6 chickens.

It’s obvious. Brian gets high as a kite. Post a video or something on Facebook. Once Emily catches wind of it. She scolds him and tells him to take it down.

Very definition of a cuck

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2491 on: December 21, 2025, 10:24:29 AM »
The coward deleted his video. Seems like Em has 6 chickens.

🤣. Brian Wood Clucky Hank-hens. What a pussy.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2492 on: December 21, 2025, 10:25:50 AM »
BHANKMAN (V.O.)
"My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. I fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no escape.

But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis. I gain no deeper knowledge about myself, no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. There has been no reason for me to tell you any
of this. My thousands of posts have meant... nothing..."

Nice to see the Hankins family bought the six foot tall Christmas tree that year.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2493 on: December 21, 2025, 12:10:39 PM »
Nice to see the Hankins family bought the six foot tall Christmas tree that year.

great line!!

 ;D

the funny thing about the Crimbo tree picture is Brian admitted he was on gear then.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2494 on: December 21, 2025, 04:31:50 PM »
great line!!

 ;D

the funny thing about the Crimbo tree picture is Brian admitted he was on gear then.

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He’s shredded under that shirt..

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2495 on: December 21, 2025, 05:20:33 PM »
He’s shredded under that shirt..

Clearly, it is just the undershirt bunching  up

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2496 on: December 21, 2025, 06:41:37 PM »
This wasn't just another empty threat.  Hankins has a track record of real world litigation action and has had lawyers send letters before and he posted them here.  Thinking of allowing him back would be incredibly foolish.  Might as well invite a stray feral dog into your house to shit all over the place ---again.

What makes you think Ron has only faced empty threats?  More capable people than Brian have been tilted by events on getbig.  If he was worried about anything said on here about Brian, he'd have shut it down a thousand times before.

We can tell. Outside of his irritating, lying, braggart, ego-filled behavior, when confronted with facts, he changes directions and manipulates words. When all of that was exposed and laid out, he threatened to sue to have getbig shut down, multiple times. That is the last straw. He can keep posting his youtube videos and these guys can keep track of him that way, he won't be posting here for the foreseeable future.

That was a brutal roast of Ron.

Here's something I do know about Ron.  He gives more chances to people than he should :)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2497 on: December 21, 2025, 08:29:27 PM »
What makes you think Ron has only faced empty threats?  More capable people than Brian have been tilted by events on getbig.  If he was worried about anything said on here about Brian, he'd have shut it down a thousand times before.

That was a brutal roast of Ron.

Here's something I do know about Ron.  He gives more chances to people than he should :)

Who else tried to get the site shut down multiple times?  Did they also post threatening letters their lawyers had sent to other websites?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2498 on: December 21, 2025, 10:54:51 PM »
Who else tried to get the site shut down multiple times?  Did they also post threatening letters their lawyers had sent to other websites?

This place used to piss people off in the industry on a weekly basis.  It was a lot worse, back then.  He never reveals the trouble he has had (or IF he has had trouble). 


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2499 on: Today at 01:01:24 AM »
Good thing for Brian's dad that he didn't get to see how his son turned out.