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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2950 on: January 05, 2026, 02:09:57 PM »
Says he needs a loan to study but blows 100k in a few months on over 20 watches.

It’s important that he looks the part when he meets with other big shots in the future.

This is a small price to pay once he officially becomes a lawyer.

Bhanks has good taste too. These watches are only going to appreciate in value.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2951 on: January 05, 2026, 04:29:06 PM »
I guess the question becomes, when do you consider yourself enthusiast? Brian, picked up the watch collecting  this year and for some reason spent $100,000 on junk.

Regardless of the amount spent. Brian has a mental condition. He can’t focus on things for a long period of time. Hence his joblessness.

It’s like any of his activities that he pursues. Tries it for a month or two and then just quits

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I think he picked it up and went at it with his own unique angle.  It isn't the "most optimal" one that all those reddit hypebeast resale value whores are into, it's more like "I like the look/some aspect of that, I'm getting that".  I respect that.  I think it's arguably actually more genuine interest than simply stockbroking with timepieces. 

Posting his collection to what will very likely be a bunch of people who are pathologically afraid of losing money (because most us have to be) is the questionable move by him. 

As for his lack of focus.  He was set up to struggle with focus.  He has no essential need to focus.  Most of us have no choice to get up in the morning and go to work.  We don't need motivation, we have it.  That keeps us very honest.  Can you attest to being as focused as you are during work times, when you're on holidays?  I'm holidays for another week and I'm fucking wasting it talking about bhanks on a message board.

I'm not saying we couldn't do better than him, I'm just saying, get a bunch of money and no need to work or do anything and it certainly would test us all to actually be able to achieve things.  If you have the personality of "oh I want to try that" for shitloads of things (I do), I think it'd be real hard not to be an aimless loser.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2952 on: January 05, 2026, 04:34:13 PM »
You spelled cunt wrong.

Yes as so many sites block / ban / or change Cu..nt
As Getbig does to girl  ::)
You're a mod & can use it no problem.
So I stick to using Khvnt it doesn't cause any issues using it.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2953 on: January 05, 2026, 05:48:04 PM »
Yes as so many sites block / ban / or change Cu..nt
As Getbig does to girl  ::)
You're a mod & can use it no problem.
So I stick to using Khvnt it doesn't cause any issues using it.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2954 on: January 05, 2026, 05:58:48 PM »

The word you're looking for is
Khvnt - A complete & utter KHVNT
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2955 on: January 06, 2026, 11:00:35 AM »
If I forgot all the brags that he sprinkled in there, he has a pretty unique and interesting way of looking at collecting.  His approach was very much that of an enthusiast - purchasing things that he liked, not what he thought would ascend in resale value.  Refreshing.  If I had a lot of disposable income, I would definitely collect ugly guitars.

I get you, but you've got to remember with Hankins that he's an ADHD-driven impulsive retard, so read all of his post-hoc justifications with skepticism.

The very first thing he did was buy the common hype pieces that one hears about the second they dive into this: Rolex Datejust, Omega Speedmaster, Cartier Tank, Tudor GMT. All of these brands make cool models (I really like some Tanks and Datejusts, too) but Brian went straight for the most generic, uninspired ones that could be bought immediately.

He's also constantly boasted that all of his watches come straight from retail and that he wouldn't ever buy another man's watch. That is why he pissed away 100 grand so quickly, and why he ended up with so many pieces of shit after that. He had no other option.

Annoying as it is, you simply cannot walk into Rolex and buy the models you like. You have to wait and jump through hoops. It takes a long time for allocations to come in and they make you build up a spend history. This is fairly common for all of the top brands with desirable pieces. Brian wanted immediate gratification and he desperately needed to have the biggest collection going in order to satisfy his ego, so he quickly bought every quirky and readily available shitter he could find in order to get his numbers up and make it look like he was a serious collector.

Now he's all over the internet challenging people to post their 'tiny' and 'common' collections. This is a competition to him. As I mentioned somewhere earlier, he literally could not even pronounce the word 'tourbillion' in a now-deleted Facebook video, and yet he's screaming at everyone that Rolex and Patek are shit and he's got a 'fucking tourbillion in grade 5 titanium.'

He was also constantly berating people on there for having small wrists, and telling them to buy food and lift weights when they were just trying to share their pieces with other collectors. The guy is an insufferable man-child. Hilarious that everyone turned on him once again and forced him to delete his account.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2956 on: January 06, 2026, 11:03:18 AM »
Very strong post, Phantom Spunker. Have you considered to apply to a Ph.D. scholarship in bhankism?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2957 on: January 06, 2026, 11:07:53 AM »
Very strong post, Phantom Spunker. Have you considered to apply to a Ph.D. scholarship in bhankism?

Haha, it would be the easiest PhD on the planet to obtain. I could tell what sort of person he was after his first day on here. I'd much rather take one of Goodrum's economics courses.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2958 on: January 06, 2026, 11:16:21 AM »
I get you, but you've got to remember with Hankins that he's an ADHD-driven impulsive retard, so read all of his post-hoc justifications with skepticism.

The very first thing he did was buy the common hype pieces that one hears about the second they dive into this: Rolex Datejust, Omega Speedmaster, Cartier Tank, Tudor GMT. All of these brands make cool models (I really like some Tanks and Datejusts, too) but Brian went straight for the most generic, uninspired ones that could be bought immediately.

He's also constantly boasted that all of his watches come straight from retail and that he wouldn't ever buy another man's watch. That is why he pissed away 100 grand so quickly, and why he ended up with so many pieces of shit after that. He had no other option.

Annoying as it is, you simply cannot walk into Rolex and buy the models you like. You have to wait and jump through hoops. It takes a long time for allocations to come in and they make you build up a spend history. This is fairly common for all of the top brands with desirable pieces. Brian wanted immediate gratification and he desperately needed to have the biggest collection going in order to satisfy his ego, so he quickly bought every quirky and readily available shitter he could find in order to get his numbers up and make it look like he was a serious collector.

Now he's all over the internet challenging people to post their 'tiny' and 'common' collections. This is a competition to him. As I mentioned somewhere earlier, he literally could not even pronounce the word 'tourbillion' in a now-deleted Facebook video, and yet he's screaming at everyone that Rolex and Patek are shit and he's got a 'fucking tourbillion in grade 5 titanium.'

He was also constantly berating people on there for having small wrists, and telling them to buy food and lift weights when they were just trying to share their pieces with other collectors. The guy is an insufferable man-child. Hilarious that everyone turned on him once again and forced him to delete his account.
Everything is a competition to him bro......he even invites people to compete against him in BB contests none of which we give two fucks about.

If he competed in the 90`s and early to mid 2000`s he would get lost in the shuffle and place out of the top five never making he cut.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2959 on: January 06, 2026, 11:18:07 AM »
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2960 on: January 06, 2026, 11:38:16 AM »
Haha, it would be the easiest PhD on the planet to obtain. I could tell what sort of person he was after his first day on here. I'd much rather take one of Goodrum's economics courses.

Ph.D. scholar salaries are also shit, so it is really not a worthy endeavour for a getbigger.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2961 on: January 07, 2026, 05:30:58 AM »
It's really easy to just make a new reddit account from a new Gmail address.  Will another Precious Tart rise?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2962 on: January 07, 2026, 09:05:04 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2963 on: January 07, 2026, 07:30:55 PM »
I get you, but you've got to remember with Hankins that he's an ADHD-driven impulsive retard, so read all of his post-hoc justifications with skepticism.

I don't give him much credit but I have to think he knew that he was buying stuff that would not have positive resale value.  Perhaps his intentions were still not pure but they could certainly easily be that he has shit taste but liked the look of them (which is perfectly acceptable)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2964 on: January 07, 2026, 07:47:51 PM »
I don't give him much credit but I have to think he knew that he was buying stuff that would not have positive resale value.  Perhaps his intentions were still not pure but they could certainly easily be that he has shit taste but liked the look of them (which is perfectly acceptable)

With his Willy Nilly foolishly spending tens of thousands of dollars on watches, especially after being run off from law school, I have to think that the "life changing event" has to be his coming into some kind of money somehow.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2965 on: January 07, 2026, 08:21:35 PM »
With his Willy Nilly foolishly spending tens of thousands of dollars on watches, especially after being run off from law school, I have to think that the "life changing event" has to be his coming into some kind of money somehow.

Maybe Bhanky was trying to brag about his online legal program he was allowed into, but couldn’t say it outright. He has been quiet about that in RL, but had conversations with 20 somethings about how the shittiest schools are actually the best.

That would explain the constant erasing lately and yet he is wasting his time.

All of his GB posts are here for eternity and Josh has the number 1 hit on Google for his name as his whole rap sheet.

So funny that he has a post on here saying he buys fake watches, lol.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2966 on: January 07, 2026, 08:53:15 PM »
Unless Spunker turns up something new, probably good to let this one go at this point.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2967 on: January 07, 2026, 11:29:27 PM »
It's really easy to just make a new reddit account from a new Gmail address.  Will another Precious Tart rise?

You don't need to make it from a new gmail.

Once you delete your account (which purges all posts), you're free to make another account with the same gmail.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2968 on: January 08, 2026, 04:44:12 AM »
Dumb bald weak jobless loser

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2969 on: January 08, 2026, 05:50:46 AM »
I wish someone posted his contest pics in the watch thread, when he said he’s a bodybuilder

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2970 on: January 08, 2026, 06:22:39 AM »

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« Reply #2971 on: January 08, 2026, 09:50:38 PM »
You don't need to make it from a new gmail.

Once you delete your account (which purges expunges all posts), you're free to make another account with the same gmail.

Just keeping it bhanky  ;D
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2972 on: January 09, 2026, 03:05:10 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2973 on: January 09, 2026, 09:59:08 AM »
I wish someone posted his contest pics in the watch thread, when he said he’s a bodybuilder

Lets not forget or discount  - he won  . . . . . .The CUP!!! 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2974 on: January 09, 2026, 10:42:36 AM »
Dumb bald weak jobless loser

And those are his best qualities  :D