Author Topic: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures (Read 1633035 times)

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #2976 on:** January 12, 2026, 04:28:45 AM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on January 11, 2026, 01:46:09 AM

Never1AShow · « **Reply #2977 on:** January 12, 2026, 05:40:32 AM »

Excellent, might add flatbread, gatorade and Pringles

tatoo · « **Reply #2978 on:** January 12, 2026, 09:14:19 AM »

i cant even order french toast anymore without laughing.,, whatta fruit

Rambone · « **Reply #2979 on:** January 12, 2026, 09:16:10 AM »

Quote from: Never1AShow on January 12, 2026, 05:40:32 AM

Excellent, might add flatbread, gatorade and Pringles

Those might be flatbreads underneath the biscuits but sadly I do not see the granola bars or some nice FT

Raymondo · « **Reply #2980 on:** January 18, 2026, 07:18:16 AM »

LinkedIn back

https://www.linkedin.com/in/brian-hankins-cfa-9612312b/

Grape Ape · « **Reply #2981 on:** January 18, 2026, 07:42:14 AM »

Quote from: Rambone on January 12, 2026, 09:16:10 AM

Those might be flatbreads underneath the biscuits but sadly I do not see the granola bars or some nice FT

Had to say it, but no FT is an epic fail. It's #1 on the list.

And, there was a day when FF would have also been insighfful enough to add some pre-contest veal parm.

He needs to get right. He should find Ironmeister, some native americans, and go on a vision quest. The forum needs him right.

We should have reacted stronger when he posted that pic of a handful of spinach.

EDIT: One consideration is that those "flatbreads" could be a weird foreigner version of FT......need delon to investigate. If so, we can let this slide.

WrongAdvices · « **Reply #2982 on:** January 18, 2026, 08:14:35 AM »

It’s okay, it’s a lazy Sunday of a 3 day weekend to celebrate Dr MLK Jr.

WrongAdvices · « **Reply #2983 on:** January 18, 2026, 08:33:33 AM »

I have no idea how accounting or financial certifications work but haven’t things changed since he got his in 2008? Isn’t there some kind of update you must do? No way he’s current on anything like that.

joswift · « **Reply #2984 on:** January 18, 2026, 10:09:22 AM »

Quote from: WrongAdvices on January 18, 2026, 08:33:33 AM

I have no idea how accounting or financial certifications work but haven’t things changed since he got his in 2008? Isn’t there some kind of update you must do? No way he’s current on anything like that.

hey.. he has six monitors...

Lartinos · « **Reply #2985 on:** January 18, 2026, 11:25:21 AM »

Quote from: joswift on January 18, 2026, 10:09:22 AM

hey.. he has six monitors...

It says he has been employed at the same place since 2022. Congrats to Bhank on that accomplishment..

If this account is back up it means he probably didn’t go to jail after erasing all the other accounts.

That’s another win for him.

joswift · « **Reply #2986 on:** January 18, 2026, 11:53:42 AM »

Quote from: Lartinos on January 18, 2026, 11:25:21 AM

It says he has been employed at the same place since 2022. Congrats to Bhank on that accomplishment..

If this account is back up it means he probably didn’t go to jail after erasing all the other accounts.

That’s another win for him.

so hes lying on Linkdin already.. hes been unemployed since they read his dads will.

IroNat · « **Reply #2987 on:** January 18, 2026, 12:05:53 PM »

Quote from: WrongAdvices on January 18, 2026, 08:33:33 AM

I have no idea how accounting or financial certifications work but haven’t things changed since he got his in 2008? Isn’t there some kind of update you must do? No way he’s current on anything like that.

Yes, he would need periodic continuing ed credits to maintain active certifications.

Lartinos · « **Reply #2988 on:** January 18, 2026, 12:24:09 PM »

Quote from: joswift on January 18, 2026, 11:53:42 AM

so hes lying on Linkdin already.. hes been unemployed since they read his dads will.

Bhank has lied almost constantly for his whole life and he is still terrible at it.

Well Brian, if you currently still work there I suggest you edit your experience to current tense and not past tense, you’re welcome.

Never1AShow · « **Reply #2989 on:** January 18, 2026, 12:54:01 PM »

Quote from: IroNat on January 18, 2026, 12:05:53 PM

Yes, he would need periodic continuing ed credits to maintain active certifications.

So Certified Financial Analyst is the second LinkedIn lie! Employed since 2022 and that.

BB · « **Reply #2990 on:** January 18, 2026, 01:09:39 PM »

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Hankins picks the most childish and unprofessional background. It's like what a junior high kid would think a cool adult room should look like. What a yokel.

IroNat · « **Reply #2991 on:** January 18, 2026, 01:15:37 PM »

https://financialcertified.com/ce.html

Chartered Financial Analysts (CFA) are required to complete 20 credits of continuing education each year, including two credits focused on ethics. This ongoing education helps maintain their professional skills and relevance in the investment industry.

Certified Financial Analysts (CFAs) are required to complete 20 credits of continuing education each year, including two hours focused on ethics. This ongoing education helps maintain their professional skills and relevance in the investment industry.

joswift · « **Reply #2992 on:** January 18, 2026, 01:54:39 PM »

Quote from: BB on January 18, 2026, 01:09:39 PM

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Hankins picks the most childish and unprofessional background. It's like what a junior high kid would think a cool adult room should look like. What a yokel.

Thats how Brians house looks to him through his weed induced cartoon world

Rambone · « **Reply #2993 on:** January 18, 2026, 01:57:35 PM »

He’s doing fine, haters…..

joswift · « **Reply #2994 on:** January 18, 2026, 01:58:34 PM »

apart from his wife who is he going to get to give him a fucking reference ?

GymnJuice · « **Reply #2995 on:** January 19, 2026, 07:34:13 AM »

Quote from: joswift on January 18, 2026, 01:58:34 PM

apart from his wife who is he going to get to give him a fucking reference ?

Bailey Sanchez

WrongAdvices · « **Reply #2996 on:** January 19, 2026, 08:28:04 AM »

They must just keep you active as long as you pay the dues, maybe there’s some easy online refresher education minimal also. He hasn’t worked in that for over a decade except for losing his own money (daddy’s). Was the “life changing event” wresting control of mommy’s portion recently?

tatoo · « **Reply #2997 on:** January 19, 2026, 09:25:22 AM »

hankins cant do anything well.... he sucks at life... everyone knows this!,,,,, but him.

Raymondo · « **Reply #2998 on:** January 19, 2026, 10:20:20 AM »

Quote from: Rambone on January 18, 2026, 01:57:35 PM

He’s doing fine, haters…..

Good for him, about time he stopped chasing dreams and tried to find work doing the only job he's ever done.

Raymondo · « **Reply #2999 on:** January 19, 2026, 10:21:45 AM »

Quote from: Lartinos on January 18, 2026, 11:25:21 AM

It says he has been employed at the same place since 2022. Congrats to Bhank on that accomplishment..

If this account is back up it means he probably didn’t go to jail after erasing all the other accounts.

That’s another win for him.

It's bullshit, the contract ended Aug 23.

Fucking layabout hasn't worked in more than two years. And for more than ten years prior to that.