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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3025 on: January 21, 2026, 10:18:42 AM »
And he was interviewing during a time when Covid rules still applied in many places, now post Trump a lot of that shit has been tossed aside and employees need to be back in the workplace a lot more.  Competition is much stiffer than even 3 years ago.  Also the gaps in employment still matter, they were just being ignored becuase people were desperate for employees.  They aren't anymore.

What employment are we talking about?

I understand it if you’re apply for a high level executive somewhere, you want people who are in tune with whatever your market is, or even a grocery store manager should have recent experience managing a team.

Do we really think some investment company’s willing to hire Hankins even if he was managing his own portfolio? The last several jobs he had were what positions exactly? I think his best job was the accounting manager or bookkeeper or whatever he was doing. He can still find those types of jobs. Work history won’t matter as much, getting through an interview will.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3026 on: January 21, 2026, 03:26:24 PM »
What employment are we talking about?

I understand it if you’re apply for a high level executive somewhere, you want people who are in tune with whatever your market is, or even a grocery store manager should have recent experience managing a team.

Do we really think some investment company’s willing to hire Hankins even if he was managing his own portfolio? The last several jobs he had were what positions exactly? I think his best job was the accounting manager or bookkeeper or whatever he was doing. He can still find those types of jobs. Work history won’t matter as much, getting through an interview will.

This is exactly it,

Brian can’t be around ppl.

If you give him some bookkeeping job where he just has to reconcile invoices. And submit them at the end of the week or at the end of the month or perhaps, doing some payroll processing. He can be successful. Because there’s no human interaction there’s just data entry.

However, the biggest hurdle in this job search is him passing an interview


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3027 on: January 21, 2026, 03:49:49 PM »
FUCK BRIAN !!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3028 on: January 21, 2026, 03:56:50 PM »
This is exactly it,

Brian can’t be around ppl.

If you give him some bookkeeping job where he just has to reconcile invoices. And submit them at the end of the week or at the end of the month or perhaps, doing some payroll processing. He can be successful. Because there’s no human interaction there’s just data entry.

However, the biggest hurdle in this job search is him passing an interview

“Mr. Hankins, before we begin the interview process I would like to ask you a question about a photo I found on the internet.”

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3029 on: January 21, 2026, 04:08:02 PM »
“Mr. Hankins, before we begin the interview process I would like to ask you a question about a photo I found on the internet.”

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3030 on: January 21, 2026, 04:58:55 PM »
“Mr. Hankins, before we begin the interview process I would like to ask you a question about a photo I found on the internet.”

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3031 on: January 21, 2026, 05:04:06 PM »
Can’t believe he thinks he’s not going “bald” haha

Just that he doesn’t have “product” in his hair

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3032 on: January 21, 2026, 07:49:30 PM »
“Mr. Hankins, before we begin the interview process I would like to ask you a question about a photo I found on the internet.”

As bad as that is, his poor judgment in putting it on the internet is 1000x worse, immediately disqualifying.  Was this the Classic pose he chose for The Cup?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3033 on: January 21, 2026, 07:53:04 PM »
As bad as that is, his poor judgment in putting it on the internet is 1000x worse, immediately disqualifying.  Was this the Classic pose he chose for The Cup?
The "Who wore it better" pic was far worse.....classless and clueless!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3034 on: January 26, 2026, 04:44:29 AM »
Lololo

Which one of you did this?

I might add. Something must’ve happened recently for Valerie to just randomly look up Brian Hankins. She was likely doing some digging on him.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3035 on: January 26, 2026, 08:41:04 AM »
The "Who wore it better" pic was far worse.....classless and clueless!

Bhanks had more cellulite, but it was close. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3036 on: January 26, 2026, 11:22:07 PM »
I can't believe you are all still talking about that dude. He is long gone.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3037 on: January 27, 2026, 07:18:02 AM »
I can't believe you are all still talking about that dude. He is long gone.
Who?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3038 on: January 27, 2026, 07:31:33 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3039 on: January 27, 2026, 07:41:02 AM »
I can't believe you are all still talking about that dude. He is long gone.

From GB or the internet?

I’m sure he is still sitting at home doing jack shit in Selma.

He must have some delusion of grandeur being wished in his big bloated noggin.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3040 on: January 27, 2026, 08:45:18 AM »
he is probably on a death stack on his way to 280lbs in order to return here and "own" us all.   ???

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3041 on: January 27, 2026, 07:19:17 PM »
I think he should be unbanded. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3042 on: January 28, 2026, 12:42:03 AM »
I think he should be unbanded.
It would definitely spice things up around here.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3043 on: January 28, 2026, 01:04:18 AM »
At least now he has time to focus on his family rather than spend all day and night in machine gun mode on here.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3044 on: January 28, 2026, 02:40:03 AM »
At least now he has time to focus on his family rather than spend all day and night in machine gun mode on here.

Surely he'll be arguing with someone, somewhere

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3045 on: January 29, 2026, 10:13:31 AM »
Got a new timepiece myself recently, Hamilton Khaki Field Automatic.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3046 on: January 29, 2026, 12:14:36 PM »
“He went to Jared.”

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3047 on: January 29, 2026, 01:01:01 PM »
Got a new timepiece myself recently, Hamilton Khaki Field Automatic.

I recently got this masterpiece

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3048 on: January 29, 2026, 01:12:29 PM »
Got a new timepiece myself recently, Hamilton Khaki Field Automatic.



That's a great piece. I talked my best friend into buying the bronze version when he was looking for his first 'proper' watch.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3049 on: January 29, 2026, 03:13:14 PM »


That's a great piece. I talked my best friend into buying the bronze version when he was looking for his first 'proper' watch.

Thanks bro, pretty pleased with it so far.  Band is a bit stiff (nh).