Author Topic: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures (Read 1068025 times)

Krankenstein · « **Reply #3650 on:** March 16, 2026, 05:29:23 PM »

Jerry Murphy Wife accidently bought 2 boxes at store so she specifically ordered me to eat donuts and not let them go stale. I had 4 with dinner last night

How does one 'accidentally' buy two boxes of doughnuts?

Then she 'orders' him to eat them?

Isn't this the same fuckwit that barked orders at her like she was UberEats when she was at the grocery store?

WrongAdvices · « **Reply #3651 on:** March 16, 2026, 06:40:35 PM »

Quote from: webstar on March 16, 2026, 01:43:05 PM

He is quite insane. He posted his diet on Facebook today. He smokes weed twice a day he doesn’t mention the amounts. He also posted he has nothing to do. He’s an unemployed bum

Didn’t he have a job interview a week or two ago?

Another failure.

BigRo · « **Reply #3652 on:** March 16, 2026, 07:30:03 PM »

Are donuts now a superfood? What an absolute garbage can.

delon · « **Reply #3653 on:** March 16, 2026, 07:44:34 PM »

Over 50 Bodybuilding and Fitness

Group rules from the admins

1. This group is for members 50 years old and over.

* This community is intentionally age-specific
* Members must be 50+ to participate
* If you are under 50, we ask that you respect the purpose of the group and not join

_______________________

Quote from: bhank on December 12, 2023, 06:15:02 PM

Haters going to hate. 46 Today 215lbs at my fighting (most athletic) weight.

December 12, 2023: 46 years old
December 12, 2024: 47 years old
December 12, 2025: 48 years old
March 16, 2026: 48 years old

BigRo · « **Reply #3654 on:** March 16, 2026, 08:02:26 PM »

Lying woman beating piece of shit such a punchable face.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #3655 on:** March 16, 2026, 08:09:35 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on March 16, 2026, 10:20:00 AM

Fat dumb weak bald twat

No need to interject Shizzo into a Brian Wood Healy Hankins, Esquire thread.

AbrahamG · « **Reply #3656 on:** March 16, 2026, 10:25:36 PM »

Quote from: Walter Sobchak on March 16, 2026, 08:09:35 PM

No need to interject Shizzo into a Brian Wood Healy Hankins, Esquire thread.

The inscription on that shirt would make a good license plate for Shizzo's house.

joswift · « **Reply #3657 on:** March 17, 2026, 12:43:42 AM »

Quote from: delon on March 16, 2026, 07:44:34 PM

Over 50 Bodybuilding and Fitness

Group rules from the admins

1. This group is for members 50 years old and over.

* This community is intentionally age-specific
* Members must be 50+ to participate
* If you are under 50, we ask that you respect the purpose of the group and not join

_______________________

December 12, 2023: 46 years old
December 12, 2024: 47 years old
December 12, 2025: 48 years old
March 16, 2026: 48 years old

I have his JKK paperwork with his DOB on 12th Dec 1977

delon · « **Reply #3658 on:** March 17, 2026, 01:11:34 AM »

Quote from: joswift on March 17, 2026, 12:43:42 AM

I have his JKK paperwork with his DOB on 12th Dec 1977

Good one, definitive proof

My thinking with the above is that the link to that getbig post in a facebook reply is instant visual proof for the casual observer that it's the same ginormous walrus head tied in with him stating its his birthday and the age

And he can't delete it either as he is still banned

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=688213.msg10133969#msg10133969

joswift · « **Reply #3659 on:** March 17, 2026, 03:22:07 AM »

Quote from: delon on March 17, 2026, 01:11:34 AM

Good one, definitive proof

My thinking with the above is that the link to that getbig post in a facebook reply is instant visual proof for the casual observer that it's the same ginormous walrus head tied in with him stating its his birthday and the age

And he can't delete it either as he is still banned

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=688213.msg10133969#msg10133969

I have to wait a couple days before my posts show up

I will destroy him then

Rambone · « **Reply #3660 on:** March 17, 2026, 04:10:28 AM »

Saying he’s 50 next year is textbook semhanktics

Krankenstein · « **Reply #3661 on:** March 17, 2026, 04:54:46 AM »

Ol' Bubblegut definitely keeps an eye on the board (ref to picture below)

I have a crazy theory....

It was mentioned that Ron has shut down viewing of the board without logging in due to 'malicious attacks'. However, there are times lately that you can do so without logging in. Is Ron trolling Brian by every now and then letting him glimpse at the pummeling he is still taking but can't do anything about it?

Krankenstein · « **Reply #3662 on:** March 17, 2026, 04:57:24 AM »

Don't get me wrong I am very upset they took student loans away but Trump Foreign Policy is the best. Dude is hilarious. I want a house on the beach in Cuba and a ski condo in Greenland when I retire.

Cart before the horse?

BigRo · « **Reply #3663 on:** March 17, 2026, 05:09:17 AM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on March 17, 2026, 04:57:24 AM

Don't get me wrong I am very upset they took student loans away but Trump Foreign Policy is the best. Dude is hilarious. I want a house on the beach in Cuba and a ski condo in Greenland when I retire.

Cart before the horse?

Don't push the horses. How much can you double overhand a conventional deadlift without straps or hook grip Brian? 230 plus kg? Try that before stating your throttling strength could kill me in a minute (after I said I would go easy on him).

Krankenstein · « **Reply #3664 on:** March 17, 2026, 05:18:10 AM »

Quote from: BigRo on March 17, 2026, 05:09:17 AM

Don't push the horses. How much can you double overhand a conventional deadlift without straps or hook grip Brian? 230 plus kg? Try that before stating your throttling strength could kill me in a minute (after I said I would go easy on him).

The 'cart before the horse' is an idiom. "He's putting the cart before the horse" refers to someone doing things in the wrong order.

BigRo · « **Reply #3665 on:** March 17, 2026, 05:28:04 AM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on March 17, 2026, 05:18:10 AM

The 'cart before the horse' is an idiom. "He's putting the cart before the horse" refers to someone doing things in the wrong order.

I am aware of that. I was talking directly to Skunkins who reads the forum. Don't push the horses is another idiom.

Raymondo · « **Reply #3666 on:** March 17, 2026, 05:49:48 AM »

Quote from: BigRo on March 17, 2026, 05:28:04 AM

I am aware of that. I was talking directly to Skunkins who reads the forum. Don't push the horses is another idiom.

Usyk for the win

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Lartinos · « **Reply #3667 on:** March 17, 2026, 06:02:16 AM »

Bhankins needs to bite the bullet and realize that all his cutting corners has made him miss his boat. He needs to call it a day as a lawyer and bodybuilder.

This is all a blessing in disguise though as now he can just stay home and pig out.

BigRo · « **Reply #3668 on:** March 17, 2026, 06:07:48 AM »

Quote from: Raymondo on March 17, 2026, 05:49:48 AM

Usyk for the win
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And win he did in devastating fashion. Daniel interrupted him while talking about his father after the Fury fight and it angered him.

joswift · « **Reply #3669 on:** March 17, 2026, 06:35:08 AM »

Quote from: Rambone on March 17, 2026, 04:10:28 AM

Saying he’s 50 next year is textbook semhanktics

he said 50 this year in a way he had already turned 50

Hes a kunt

wes · « **Reply #3670 on:** March 17, 2026, 06:35:15 AM »

joswift · « **Reply #3671 on:** March 17, 2026, 06:36:47 AM »

Quote from: Raymondo on March 17, 2026, 05:49:48 AM

Usyk for the win
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Dont push the horses.. fuck me that is one great comment, dumb Daniel didnt get it obviously..

BigRo · « **Reply #3672 on:** March 17, 2026, 06:54:04 AM »

Quote from: wes on March 17, 2026, 06:35:15 AM

Pig.

WrongAdvices · « **Reply #3673 on:** March 17, 2026, 07:49:07 AM »

Quote from: wes on March 17, 2026, 06:35:15 AM

Sloppy clumpy way he spread on the butter and jam is a metaphor for his whole life, odd mug O Gatorade is the finishing touch.

joswift · « **Reply #3674 on:** March 17, 2026, 08:08:20 AM »

Quote from: WrongAdvices on March 17, 2026, 07:49:07 AM

Sloppy clumpy way he spread on the butter and jam is a metaphor for his whole life, odd mug O Gatorade is the finishing touch.

exactly, he just cant do anything properly and cant complete a task

Everything is half arsed