Author Topic: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures (Read 1632082 times)

Grape Ape · « **Reply #3675 on:** March 17, 2026, 10:45:20 AM »

So, in summary, he is saying he can eat 5k+ calories a day, with copious amounts of bread and sugar, no drugs, but stays super low bodyfat because he does......... weightlifting?

joswift · « **Reply #3676 on:** March 17, 2026, 10:50:25 AM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on March 17, 2026, 09:47:12 AM

When you show proof of his DOB....PLEASE bring up how he drones on and on about his "cassandras curse" bullshit.

I will post his army discharge docs if he starts lying about it

IroNat · « **Reply #3677 on:** March 17, 2026, 10:52:03 AM »

Bhanky is no ordinary human being.
He's special.

Rambone · « **Reply #3678 on:** March 17, 2026, 10:52:07 AM »

Quote from: joswift on March 17, 2026, 10:50:25 AM

I will post his army discharge docs if he starts lying about it

Lmao

Lartinos · « **Reply #3679 on:** March 17, 2026, 11:01:48 AM »

His face here is good.

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/17D9j6K9i6/?mibextid=wwXIfr

I see he posted this in “Gymrats” FB group too.

He always needs new ones as people become bored with him.

Rambone · « **Reply #3680 on:** March 17, 2026, 11:14:51 AM »

PIP

Perpetually in pajamas

IroNat · « **Reply #3681 on:** March 17, 2026, 12:04:25 PM »

Quote from: Soul Crusher on March 17, 2026, 09:38:43 AM

Hanky Panky is never going to law school. This is such a monumental fail.

Getbig has lost faith in Bhanky.

Rambone · « **Reply #3682 on:** March 17, 2026, 12:40:07 PM »

Quote from: Soul Crusher on March 17, 2026, 09:38:43 AM

Hanky Panky is never going to law school. This is such a monumental fail.

Depends on the pajama code and whether the law school has a gym and daycare for Spencer

joswift · « **Reply #3683 on:** March 17, 2026, 01:05:47 PM »

Quote from: IroNat on March 17, 2026, 10:52:03 AM

Bhanky is no ordinary human being.
He's special needs.

fixed

Krankenstein · « **Reply #3684 on:** March 17, 2026, 01:20:56 PM »

Quote from: Rambone on March 17, 2026, 12:40:07 PM

Depends on the pajama code and whether the law school has a gym and daycare for Spencer

You forgot about the meal plan

Rambone · « **Reply #3685 on:** March 17, 2026, 02:02:37 PM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on March 17, 2026, 01:20:56 PM

You forgot about the meal plan

Haha!

webstar · « **Reply #3686 on:** March 17, 2026, 04:13:08 PM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on March 17, 2026, 01:20:56 PM

You forgot about the meal plan

And studying whiling driving

AbrahamG · « **Reply #3687 on:** March 17, 2026, 04:26:18 PM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on March 17, 2026, 10:45:20 AM

So, in summary, he is saying he can eat 5k+ calories a day, with copious amounts of bread and sugar, no drugs, but stays super low bodyfat because he does......... weightlifting?

You ought to try it some time Mr. Smarty Pants.

joswift · « **Reply #3688 on:** March 17, 2026, 04:29:57 PM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on March 17, 2026, 10:45:20 AM

So, in summary, he is saying he can eat 5k+ calories a day, with copious amounts of bread and sugar, no drugs, but stays super low bodyfat because he does......... weightlifting?

He isnt what he thinks he is

Remember his reality check

Sandrock · « **Reply #3689 on:** March 17, 2026, 08:37:26 PM »

Quote from: BigRo on March 17, 2026, 05:09:17 AM

Don't push the horses. How much can you double overhand a conventional deadlift without straps or hook grip Brian? 230 plus kg? Try that before stating your throttling strength could kill me in a minute (after I said I would go easy on him).

Hankins probably can't even conventional deadlift 405 without straps. He certainly can't get 425 without them. Christ he might not even be able to get 385 double overhead without straps. That right forearm of his is withered as hell now, he's probably got an even weaker grip now than before.

Never1AShow · « **Reply #3690 on:** March 17, 2026, 10:02:41 PM »

Hankins saying "I am not taking GH" means he is not -- at the moment he typed it -- taking GH, not right at that moment injecting it.

tatoo · « **Reply #3691 on:** March 18, 2026, 06:44:51 AM »

palumboism in real time... still too dumb to realize that you can have a gut w abs showing.

joswift · « **Reply #3692 on:** March 18, 2026, 06:45:08 AM »

hahaha poor Brian.. hes turned off comments on all his posts on the over 50s forum in case people find out how old he is.. so really its now Brian just posting pics with zero feedback..

No worries, I will just inform the admin about his bullshit

Dave D · « **Reply #3693 on:** March 18, 2026, 06:52:42 AM »

Quote from: joswift on March 18, 2026, 06:45:08 AM

hahaha poor Brian.. hes turned off comments on all his posts on the over 50s forum in case people find out how old he is.. so really its now Brian just posting pics with zero feedback..

No worries, I will just inform the admin about his bullshit

LOL this dude constantly screws himself.

Raymondo · « **Reply #3694 on:** March 18, 2026, 06:56:53 AM »

Quote from: joswift on March 18, 2026, 06:45:08 AM

hahaha poor Brian.. hes turned off comments on all his posts on the over 50s forum in case people find out how old he is.. so really its now Brian just posting pics with zero feedback..

No worries, I will just inform the admin about his bullshit

Maybe also inform the admin that he is fucked in the head and only causes strife in every online community he

Lartinos · « **Reply #3695 on:** March 18, 2026, 07:23:35 AM »

He just posted his BP.

He accidentally didn’t show the part with his HR though.

Even if he really did have 117 BP I’d guess he took something to temporarily lower it.

Raymondo · « **Reply #3696 on:** March 18, 2026, 07:55:49 AM »

Quote from: Lartinos on March 18, 2026, 07:23:35 AM

He just posted his BP.

He accidentally didn’t show the part with his HR though.

Even if he really did have 117 BP I’d guess he took something to temporarily lower it.

It is cropped with surgical precision

Raymondo · « **Reply #3697 on:** March 18, 2026, 07:58:42 AM »

An "almost 50" year old man with nothing better to do on a Monday.

Fucking lazy layabout workshy bum

Rambone · « **Reply #3698 on:** March 18, 2026, 08:02:27 AM »

Quote from: Lartinos on March 18, 2026, 07:23:35 AM

He just posted his BP.

He accidentally didn’t show the part with his HR though.

Even if he really did have 117 BP I’d guess he took something to temporarily lower it.

I’ve never seen anybody post there blood pressure on social media in the last 20 years I’ve had Facebook. Very bizarre behavior.

Raymondo · « **Reply #3699 on:** March 18, 2026, 08:07:31 AM »

Quote from: Rambone on March 18, 2026, 08:02:27 AM

I’ve never seen anybody post there blood pressure on social media in the last 20 years I’ve had Facebook. Very bizarre behavior.

He did it because I wrote on the previous page that he is near death and he got triggered. Just another day proving the haters wrong.

Bri, I know you are reading this as you refresh Getbig hour on the hour. I really hope you live long enough to see your boy become a man, although it looks unlikely.

In your profile pic you look so old and ran through the wringer you could be the boy's grandfather