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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3950 on: March 27, 2026, 05:02:34 AM »
This thread is perfect to watch the beatings Hankins gets wo him being here. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3951 on: March 27, 2026, 05:13:37 AM »
The World does not appreciate Bhanky.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3952 on: March 27, 2026, 06:08:26 AM »
hes been deceiving and manipulating people all his life.

The way he dodges , ignores or obfuscates any questions is sickening to watch.

I hope one day someone ties him to a chair and asks him questions with a lump hammer to his toes and feet
Yup...even though he´s no longer here you still talk about him 24/7

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3953 on: March 27, 2026, 06:11:11 AM »
And there you have it, why Brian Wood Healy Hankins forces his son to lift weights at 5 and 6 years of age.

So he can brag to complete strangers on the internet that "my son is a a world champion in raw powerlifting"

You couldn't make it up, narcissistic personality disorder at its worst.

He bullies his son into it. Let the poor boy enjoy his life. That's a big reason why he may not want to lift when he grows up because he lost interest because his shitty dad controlled him with it for his own self absorbed image.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3954 on: March 27, 2026, 07:23:20 AM »
The World does not appreciate Bhanky.

Even GB, who initially showed him love and affection, came to despise and loath him. 

Its the same everywhere he goes.  Rinse and repeat. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3955 on: March 27, 2026, 07:27:08 AM »
I really enjoy not having bhanks on this board.

It is like bay gbm says about bodybuilders: they should be seen, not heard.

The same goes for Brian.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3956 on: March 27, 2026, 08:27:10 AM »


hahah look at that fucking noggin

he looks like a fucking dwarf

How’d he pull that while fully erect?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3957 on: March 27, 2026, 10:22:23 AM »


hahah look at that fucking noggin

he looks like a fucking dwarf

Looks like the $30,000 pec surgery is holding up nicely.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3958 on: March 27, 2026, 10:31:23 AM »
Massive noggin easy target.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3959 on: March 27, 2026, 10:34:57 AM »
Massive noggin easy target.

snipers dream

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3960 on: March 27, 2026, 10:47:28 AM »
He has an impressive ability to make things look easy.

Whether it’s breezing through heavy squats or deadlifting with a face that makes it look like nothing.

I’m sure he can do way more than this if he wanted to.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3961 on: March 27, 2026, 05:42:51 PM »


hahah look at that fucking noggin

he looks like a fucking dwarf


No girls allowed sign
With his shorts hanging low

Completely straight behaviour

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3962 on: March 27, 2026, 07:26:07 PM »
How’d he pull that while fully erect?

Hankins looks like he's related to Tom Prince there.

Quick!  Call Chris Cormier so he can prepare his black anus!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3963 on: March 27, 2026, 07:40:22 PM »

No girls allowed sign
With his shorts hanging low

Completely straight behaviour

LOL this guy is something else. His man cave where he can get away from the stress of his day.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3964 on: March 27, 2026, 07:51:53 PM »
He looks much worse when the pics are viewed on a computer versus a phone

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3965 on: March 27, 2026, 08:03:21 PM »
Another funny exchange -

Michael Bales
Hims got hims feels hurt.

Brian Hankins
No one’s feelings are hurt just pointing out the absurdity of powerlifters the last 30 years telling me they are superior because what they did for 1 rep with bullshit form. The metrics are Wrong this is not strength

Michael Bales
Brian Hankins that is literally the definition of stronger. But I’ve done your max squat for 14 reps on the bench. I’ve done your max squat plus some for a set of 20 on squats. You aren’t that strong. You are barely strong by local bro gym standards. I personally know several of the folks posting in this thread, and they are all stronger than you. Most of them by a large margin

Brian Hankins
This isn’t about me or you. I am old and injured I never claimed to be that strong but I am certainly very strong. This is about the concept that using everything other than the intended muscle you theoretically developed the movement to train to move the weight the shortest range of motion while wrapped up in belts and sleeves that is not the definition is strength. Modern powerlifting is absolutely not the definition of stronger. Cns adaptation and technique is not the same as stronger. I want to stress the muscle as much as possible with as little weight as possible to prevent injury. That means preexisting and isolation and mind muscle connection. I want to use a full range of motion. What you can lift for reps using the actually intended muscle that is strength. Isolation is harder than compound training everything for reps in isolation develops more actual strength than 1 repping the same movement forever. Powerlifters are not stronger than bodybuilder and never have been you develop strength in the exercises and rep ranges you train. One rep maxing is a great way to get injuries and slow down gains

Brian Hankins
You also underestimate my strength just because I have spent my life deadlifting and squatting doesn’t mean I have not been lifting for 30 years. My strength gym has never been better I am strong as hell right now

Michael Bales
Brian Hankins you aren’t strong as hell. Jesus you’re delusional

Brian Hankins
How strong do you think I am? Using your standards which are wrong btw but regardless if you were to guess. I bet you are off by 30%. My knee is what holds me back not my legs not my back. That is why I train higher reps. I have plenty of strength. I also have a new cadaver tendon in my chest so yeah I am taking it easy but I am strong as hell. I have never been stronger. This morning at 217lbs. I am also not a spring chicken I turn 50 next year.

https://i.postimg.cc/7YS2jHzV/Screenshot-2026-03-27-10-52-53-PM.png .

Brian Hankins
Look at my back from
Yesterday you are going to tell me I am not strong because I don’t compete in powerlifting? Gtfo I can ad a godam plate a side to everything I do if I wanted

https://i.postimg.cc/J0Zswxs0/Screenshot-2026-03-27-10-54-36-PM.png .

EB Farnam
Michael Bales He's also 0-2 in MMA. Ask him about the time Jason Clegg beat him up. He quit on his stool.

Brian Hankins
I beat the hell out of that dude whatever. I stand by my statement. I am a world class athlete if anyone feels different and is my age by all means put your today pick up I am in better shape than most pro athletes and I am old

Michael Bales
Brian Hankins my ex wife and my little sister can both lift that. My little sister can lift quit a bit more. Both lifetime natural and both 40 lbs lighter than you. You aren’t strong. I was trying to be polite before, but you aren’t even strong for a natty gym bro.

EB Farnam
Brian Hankins You are 0-2, see here - https://combatreg.com/figh.../Brian-Hankins:ECB4D1C2D3088E64 . Not a World Class Athlete, Varsity Athlete, etc......

Brian Hankins
Lift what? You seem to think you know my max strength abilitie

Brian Hankins
And regardless of what you think I can or can not lift it doesn’t change the fact that powerlifting is letting bullshit pass as a bench press.

Brian Hankins
Also legs and lower back are cool and all but you can’t train the entire body with 3 lifts. Shoulders, abs, delts, arms, these things all count as well. No one cares if you can deadlift and squats a thousand pounds without upper body development

Michael Bales
Brian Hankins you have to have an extra chromosome. All of those things are trained with the big 3, but even if they weren’t, you’re really stupid if you believe powerlifters don’t train accessory lifts. My legs are probably the size of your waist, but they look small in comparison because I have so much upper body development. I’m gonna bow out of this conversation now, because I’m starting to think you really are mentally handicapped.

Brian Hankins
I have bone in bone in all 4 quadrants of both knees so yes I do not have massive quads. However I bet I can out strict curl you. Go ahead tell me what you think I can lift I want to hear how wrong you are

Brian Hankins
When do you think you are training your biceps in the big 3?? When you use a mixed and try to detach them on deadlifts??? We see powerlifters with big legs and small arms and shoulders and bellies all the time

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3966 on: March 27, 2026, 08:10:15 PM »
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3967 on: March 27, 2026, 08:22:34 PM »
The High Def pics just came out.  Someone please post these pics to that thread.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3968 on: March 27, 2026, 08:23:39 PM »

No girls allowed sign
With his shorts hanging low

Completely straight behaviour

Look at how loose the leg holes are on his shorts with those 16-inch thighs sticking out of them.

Like Muslim dick pumping Van Bilderass’s ass….roomy.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3969 on: March 27, 2026, 08:25:02 PM »
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Everything food he posts looks disgusting, it's like a super power he has, and there's always something hard to identify, what the fuck is that? stuffing?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3970 on: March 27, 2026, 08:29:32 PM »
Look at how loose the leg holes are on his shorts with those 16-inch thighs sticking out of them.

Like Muslim dick pumping Van Bilderass’s ass….roomy.

A multi-layered comment that did not go unappreciated

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3971 on: March 27, 2026, 10:52:54 PM »




 ;D

^^^^Early Hendrix on guitar.

Looks like garbage as usual.   :(


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3972 on: March 28, 2026, 02:03:57 AM »
Sword class athlete.

Who the fuck gets a slave tattoo like that?


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3973 on: March 28, 2026, 02:06:48 AM »
He really does lurch around, looking for any purchase doesn't he.

I'm world class, no I never said I was strong, I'm very strong, well I've got bone on bone, I'm just doing what I can with what I have, I'm a world class trainer, your form is shit, powerlifting is stupid, I'm the trainer of a world class powerlifting child.  I'm 50, I'm almost 50, a single rep is stupid.

Great comedy.  I've enjoyed watching his interactions with fresh victims.  It was never as entertaining when he was here.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3974 on: March 28, 2026, 02:18:54 AM »