This is From 38 He asked me to post for him
He’s waiting for his account to be sorted.
Hi Illuminati
Here goes if you could!
THE FANTASY WORLD OF ‘BOXING BRIAN THE SELF NAMED HAMMER HANKINS
Ok Brian, I know you are reading. Of all the hilarious hobbies you have taken up and failed at- stcck car racing, strict curl, bodybuilding comps, MMA, arm wrassling, trike riding, snowboarding, boxing has been by a mile the funniest. Its yor absolute apex of fuckwittery, the best to date. As it contains elements of all previous clusterfucks wrapped up in one plodding, special needs package the likes we could have only dreamed of when you joined getbig hoping to get praised for a 2g 36iu hgh torn to fcuk.torso.
Lets start with some of your past claims. You would ko anyone at 160lbs. Do you still believe that? Brian to ko anyone you need to be able to land. Your punches are that ponderous the recipient can get in a delorean go forward a minute and the punch still wouldn’t have landed.
So I am going to offer some constructive advice which you will ignore.
To master boxing, you must focus on five core skills: stance, the jab, footwork, defence, and breath. These elements form the foundation for all strikes and movements.
Lets take them one at a time
Stance.
Brian is built differently. So rather than take up a traditional boxing stance he has decided to use a variant of the Philly. I will let someone else answer this…
Mastering the Philly shell is very hard. It takes years of daily practice. It is a highly technical boxing defense. You must have fast reflexes and great timing. You also need a coach to teach you.
Here are the main reasons why it takes so long to learn:
Wrong Stance: It uses a sideways body position. This makes your balance weak. Brian you have the agility of a drunk elephant.
Exposed Face: Your lead hand stays low. This leaves your head open to fast punches. Unless like brian you put your arm across your forehead to stop mummies little (kicked out) solider getting hit. Problem is he cant see a punch coming.
Perfect Timing: You have to twist your waist and shoulders at the exact right second. If you are late, you get hit hard. Literally no timing. None. Cant move in and out a sitting duck. Literally a punch bag waiting to happen.
Limited Offense: It is very hard to attack while in this position. AS PROVED ON YOUR ‘SPARRING VIDEOS’
Brian the men in those videos aren’t sparring- they are walking round the special needs newbie. The one you claim is 25lb heavier looks about 180- certainly not 225/230. He did 2 faint jabs then you tried to bulldoze forward a la clegg not looking and almost got dropped by a tap jab.
But I know why you picked the Philly. Mayweather used it- greatest of all time. Norton beat ali using it. So brian as ever rather than put the time in on the agility ladder or skipping and moving round he looks for his shortcut – a defensive system he will never master. In his sparring its gone from the Philly to to simply moving his hands up and down (like rocky used to) no realising it telegraphs every punch. Unless you are a genuinely phenomenal boxing talent you have no business doing the Philly. That said I would love to see you in a competitive fight doing it. So easy to hit. I am a southpaw and I would walk you onto jabs, front foot uppercuts and a left down the pipe. Absolute sitting duck. Also your body would be worked so much you’d be pissing blood.
Why don’t you train with a gumshield? Because its harder at first you big girls blouse.
The jab
A good cross will take you round the block a good jab takes you round the world.
Sadly though brian you cant throw a jab. It should come from the shoulder and back- you half extend and telegraph your jab and leave the hand out there. You believe this shows power and speed it shows neither. A jab should be a piston- yours is more a piss take. You also cant step in to throw it. Which brings us onto footwork. You have the same plod you did against clegg. The same head down don’t hit me effort. Do you even skip? Agility ladder? T letter drills? Of course not. You stand and punch a heavy bag with no in or out. You are currently coaching your son to do the same. When he trained a black kid was holding up the pads- he had no idea of how to chase it down. Like his dad. He can only hit something passive in front of him, in his case a pad in yours a heavy bag or former girlfriend, I take it his boxing is not getting in the way of his wrestling career- or his mma? or his kickboxing? The fact you are arrogant enough to ‘coach him when you cant fucking box at all is arrogant and entitled just like little rich brian who lied about high school fights.
Footwork- doesn’t exist. You will walk onto shots every time.
Defence- haha you have none
Breath- you gas hitting a speedball or whatever gimmick ball you hit for 40 seconds.
I will absolutely contact the gym- they need to be made aware of you and your past. And the fact you would beat nay ko any 160lb fighter. You may then get some actual sparring where people try to hit you instead of walking the handicapped kid round the gym.
Brian I boxed competitively from 10 to 17 then from 31 to 36. I have never ever seen anyone with such little talent application or idea. Its better you keep running from josh and/or call the police. It would be more one- sided than you versus Angel you bullying bullshitting fantasist.
And as for josh you wont find any amateur on boxing rec unless they went on to national level as a pro. You fucking idiot. Josh would walk through you without breaking sweat but you will never take the free flight to canada. Ever.
Its just another measure of bullshit brian- a waste of a wank.
That being said I will be in contact with your gym- your offer to have it with anyone 18 oz 16 0z or bare knuckle is quite a claim. I wonder if your coach knows you are bringing heat? We will see. I bet he never lets you spar a woman… shed fucking kill you slaphead.
Also Brian- referring to your fists as hammers! That’s hilarious. We have never once seen you land and shot and it affect anyone in any way other than to leave yourself wide open to eating leather. Bags don’t hit back.
What is funny is in the first month it should all be footwork, shadow boxing, skipping, calisthenics, roadwork. You are doing all the fun end stuff before you have even a basic grasp of boxing fundamentals. Lets see your attempt at skipping. Hahaha we all know how this ends.
Also what was with the. Little gay lap of the ring. You looked like you were gassed and about to quit. So walked crossing over legs exactly what you should never do. Its also great that you film 40 seconds of hitting the bag with no movement at all. Your attempts at ducks are wide open to going off balance and knocked out. Please though we beg keep posting these videos up. It’s the funniest thing on the internet since the clegg v hankins ‘fiight’, or the ‘nice french toast’ video.
Also elbows on a speedbag- talk us through that!!!
Oh and brian you boots are wearing out because of the torque you generate- its because you have the grace of an elephant and instead of being light on your feet and mobile you plod like a brain damaged pachyderm onto each shout.
Please compete.
You are now criticising one blokes footwork who said quite rightly you have never had a fight in your life. I have seen landmine victims with better movement than you. Please fight him- you could be quite the Gerald mclellan tribute act.
