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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5300 on: July 25, 2026, 04:12:40 PM »
LMFAO.  I saw that.  Now when I'm at home watching You Tube on the TV, Hankins newest drops show up on my feed.  I'm gonna have my wife watch one without giving her any background info and  see what her thoughts are.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5301 on: July 25, 2026, 04:27:56 PM »
An interesting question popping up among powerlifting aficionados, is whether Spencer Hankins could beat a powerlifting girl of approximately his age. While it isn't easy to find 6 year old female powerlifters, a scan of the 7-9 old classes show that there are a number much stronger across board -

https://www.openpowerlifting.org/u/xeniabessel .

https://www.openpowerlifting.org/u/lucymilgrim .

https://www.openpowerlifting.org/u/mariellamasso .

Etc.......

So remember, when Brian Hankins tells you he sired the strongest 6 year old, chances are he's still weaker than a girl ;D.



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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5302 on: July 25, 2026, 04:39:01 PM »
An interesting question popping up among powerlifting aficionados, is whether Spencer Hankins could beat a powerlifting girl of approximately his age. While it isn't easy to find 6 year old female powerlifters, a scan of the 7-9 old classes show that there are a number much stronger across board -

https://www.openpowerlifting.org/u/xeniabessel .

https://www.openpowerlifting.org/u/lucymilgrim .

https://www.openpowerlifting.org/u/mariellamasso .

Etc.......

So remember, when Brian Hankins tells you he sired the strongest 6 year old, chances are he's still weaker than a girl ;D.

This is crazy? Is the father avoiding facing elite competition? Is he purposely avoiding meets with the developed females? I think we are all going to be disappointed if these hand picked competitions are a real life Mickey and Rocky situation.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5303 on: July 25, 2026, 04:53:43 PM »
This is crazy? Is the father avoiding facing elite competition? Is he purposely avoiding meets with the developed females? I think we are all going to be disappointed if these hand picked competitions are a real life Mickey and Rocky situation.

Of course hes avoiding any competition , its like father like son

Remember the 6 layers of clothes and hob nail boots so he could go in the super heavies at strict curl because he knew he would be the only competitor

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5304 on: July 25, 2026, 05:31:54 PM »
Of course hes avoiding any competition , its like father like son

Remember the 6 layers of clothes and hob nail boots so he could go in the super heavies at strict curl because he knew he would be the only competitor
What?

Are we talking about the same Brian Wood Healy Hankins? The kite surfing, boat driving, excel breaking, CFA investment guru, MMA fighter, trike riding, strict curling, stock car racing, mansion living, new house building, 485 hp corvette cruising, strict curling, bio identical hormone using, perpetual stew making, watching collecting, boxer, YouTube content creator , law student?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5305 on: July 25, 2026, 05:46:46 PM »
What?

Are we talking about the same Brian Wood Healy Hankins? The kite surfing, boat driving, excel breaking, CFA investment guru, MMA fighter, trike riding, strict curling, stock car racing, mansion living, new house building, 485 hp corvette cruising, strict curling, bio identical hormone using, perpetual stew making, watching collecting, boxer, YouTube content creator , law student?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5306 on: July 25, 2026, 07:39:57 PM »
An interesting question popping up among powerlifting aficionados, is whether Spencer Hankins could beat a powerlifting girl of approximately his age. While it isn't easy to find 6 year old female powerlifters, a scan of the 7-9 old classes show that there are a number much stronger across board -

https://www.openpowerlifting.org/u/xeniabessel .

https://www.openpowerlifting.org/u/lucymilgrim .

https://www.openpowerlifting.org/u/mariellamasso .

Etc.......

So remember, when Brian Hankins tells you he sired the strongest 6 year old, chances are he's still weaker than a girl ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5307 on: Today at 01:19:25 AM »
It was a wise Getbigger who previously coined the term “semhanktics”. Hell, it might’ve even been you! Or Flexacon! Or Never1AShow! Or me! Wait, not me.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5308 on: Today at 07:34:37 AM »


It was Taffy all along  ??? Bravo, sir!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5309 on: Today at 08:43:25 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5310 on: Today at 09:04:35 AM »
For all Hankins antics he's mostly only harmful to himself. Though I do acknowledge the women he's beaten and Im sure he's scammed people out of drugs or money, maybe even manipulated a few people,  like that woman he was married to.


But his worst sin is going to be the damage he does to his son. Whatever bullshit he fills this kid's head with will be counteracted by an equal number of insecurities. Being told he the best one minute then being told he'll never be as great as his 'old man' the next.

One day his kid will either:
1. completely cut ties and walk away. (Best option)
2. bury himself in anabolics, recreational drugs and alcohol.
Or
3. rebel completely and beat an abusive hobbling hankins half to death.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5311 on: Today at 09:20:41 AM »
For all Hankins antics he's mostly only harmful to himself. Though I do acknowledge the women he's beaten and Im sure he's scammed people out of drugs or money, maybe even manipulated a few people,  like that woman he was married to.


But his worst sin is going to be the damage he does to his son. Whatever bullshit he fills this kid's head with will be counteracted by an equal number of insecurities. Being told he the best one minute then being told he'll never be as great as his 'old man' the next.

One day his kid will either:
1. completely cut ties and walk away. (Best option)
2. bury himself in anabolics, recreational drugs and alcohol.
Or
3. rebel completely and beat an abusive hobbling hankins half to death.


You left out #4:  All of the above.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5312 on: Today at 10:53:52 AM »
Assuming the future will hold a blistering Estate battle between 3457 and the Scarecrow in less than 5 years.