Author Topic: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures (Read 1633302 times)

webstar · « **Reply #5750 on:** August 11, 2026, 07:05:54 PM »

Quote from: keanu on August 11, 2026, 04:03:35 PM

Brian claims to be a worldclass wrestler who wrestled in university and internationally but the only clippings he produces are from grade 7 or 8. GTFO fool.

Grade 7 and 8 when he was in a probate school

So wrestling other brats- also likely that no other snot nosed kid wrestled in private school

Dave D · « **Reply #5751 on:** August 11, 2026, 07:25:16 PM »

Quote from: Rambone on August 11, 2026, 06:03:52 PM

I find it hard to believe that somebody with Spencer exact same name is 0-2 and lost to a girl. It’s online clear as crystal.

A 30 pound girl. In his age class. But powerlifting weighs boys in their underwear so he was over 60 pounds.

Never1AShow · « **Reply #5752 on:** August 11, 2026, 08:33:45 PM »

I note there is no upside down Proffee cup with the law books

AbrahamG · « **Reply #5753 on:** August 11, 2026, 08:36:43 PM »

Quote from: Dave D on August 11, 2026, 07:25:16 PM

A 30 pound girl. In his age class. But powerlifting weighs boys in their underwear so he was over 60 pounds.

When him and the other kids sneak off to play truth or dare in the garage, someone will end up suckling his titties.

Never1AShow · « **Reply #5754 on:** August 12, 2026, 05:35:34 AM »

Quote from: joswift on August 11, 2026, 09:21:43 AM

and as if by magic

hes not scheduled for criminal because he already is one

3 subjects? Is it part-time law school? Some scam online deal? Online part-time would be perfect as it'd allow him to drag the bit out 4-5 years.

Who will he be this time: Hank Woody, Healy Wood, Hankins Healy, Woody Brian?

Raymondo · « **Reply #5755 on:** August 12, 2026, 06:09:28 AM »

Quote from: Never1AShow on August 12, 2026, 05:35:34 AM

3 subjects? Is it part-time law school? Some scam online deal? Online part-time would be perfect as it'd allow him to drag the bit out 4-5 years.

Who will he be this time: Hank Woody, Healy Wood, Hankins Healy, Woody Brian?

I think the fact he isn't shouting from the rooftops which school it is, probably means it is University of American Samoa, i.e, a source of shame.

Never1AShow · « **Reply #5756 on:** August 12, 2026, 06:13:33 AM »

Quote from: Raymondo on August 12, 2026, 06:09:28 AM

I think the fact he isn't shouting from the rooftops which school it is, probably means it is University of American Samoa, i.e, a source of shame.

I'm leaning towards it being something he just found online. Current phone cameras would allow you to read all the letters and labels on those books, so if he snapped it i'd think it would be sharper.

joswift · « **Reply #5757 on:** August 12, 2026, 07:34:26 AM »

Quote from: Never1AShow on August 12, 2026, 05:35:34 AM

3 subjects? Is it part-time law school? Some scam online deal? Online part-time would be perfect as it'd allow him to drag the bit out 4-5 years.

Who will he be this time: Hank Woody, Healy Wood, Hankins Healy, Woody Brian?

Head wanky

IroNat · « **Reply #5758 on:** August 12, 2026, 09:13:13 AM »

You'll all be eating your words someday when Bhanky is a high-priced attorney with a swanky law firm.

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #5759 on:** August 12, 2026, 09:56:54 AM »

Quote from: IroNat on August 12, 2026, 09:13:13 AM

You'll all be eating your words someday when Bhanky is a high-priced attorney with a swanky law firm.

Hanky does not have it to walk the halls of a swanky law firm.

IroNat · « **Reply #5760 on:** August 12, 2026, 12:27:16 PM »

Quote from: Soul Crusher on August 12, 2026, 09:56:54 AM

Hanky does not have it to walk the halls of a swanky law firm.

Of course he does. He is MENSA.

keanu · « **Reply #5761 on:** August 12, 2026, 02:51:11 PM »

BB · « **Reply #5762 on:** August 13, 2026, 05:42:12 AM »

I see BHank's meals everywhere -

.

IroNat · « **Reply #5763 on:** August 13, 2026, 08:32:36 AM »

Quote from: BB on August 13, 2026, 05:42:12 AM

I see BHank's meals everywhere -

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What's that shoe sole doing on the food tray?

BB · « **Reply #5764 on:** August 13, 2026, 08:56:42 AM »

Quote from: IroNat on August 13, 2026, 08:32:36 AM

What's that shoe sole doing on the food tray?

Processed meat strip. People that have had it say that it's sorta like really crappy gyro meat.

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #5765 on:** August 13, 2026, 09:31:34 AM »

Quote from: joswift on August 11, 2026, 09:21:43 AM

and as if by magic

hes not scheduled for criminal because he already is one

Y'all slacking. It's been two days and he hasn't been exposed and kicked out now. Someone go wake Josh up.

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #5766 on:** August 13, 2026, 09:46:13 AM »

Quote from: LurkerNoMore on August 13, 2026, 09:31:34 AM

Y'all slacking. It's been two days and he hasn't been exposed and kicked out now. Someone go wake Josh up.

I went to law school starting 1997 - and these books back then were what we mainly used. There was no internet in 1997 like we have it now or even close. WestLaw was just coming out. There is no way this is real for Hanky who is never going to be in a swanky law firm.

keanu · « **Reply #5767 on:** August 13, 2026, 11:25:07 AM »

Quote from: Soul Crusher on August 13, 2026, 09:46:13 AM

I went to law school starting 1997 - and these books back then were what we mainly used. There was no internet in 1997 like we have it now or even close. WestLaw was just coming out. There is no way this is real for Hanky who is never going to be in a swanky law firm.

We all know he just took a picture of his wife's law books.

joswift · « **Reply #5768 on:** August 13, 2026, 11:42:32 AM »

Quote from: Soul Crusher on August 13, 2026, 09:46:13 AM

I went to law school starting 1997 - and these books back then were what we mainly used. There was no internet in 1997 like we have it now or even close. WestLaw was just coming out. There is no way this is real for Hanky who is never going to be in a swanky law firm.

he wouldnt be able to follow a true crime drama on TV

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #5769 on:** August 13, 2026, 12:02:51 PM »

Quote from: keanu on August 13, 2026, 11:25:07 AM

We all know he just took a picture of his wife's law books.

Exactly.

hench · « **Reply #5770 on:** August 13, 2026, 12:27:03 PM »

Surely with his rap sheet he could not have a job in law?

Rambone · « **Reply #5771 on:** August 13, 2026, 12:56:34 PM »

Quote from: hench on August 13, 2026, 12:27:03 PM

Surely with his rap sheet he could not have a job in law?

Learning hands-on the ins and outs of crime and criminal behavior is a resume builder IMHO

IroNat · « **Reply #5772 on:** August 13, 2026, 02:11:11 PM »

Bhanky will defy the naysayers and achieve legal stardom.

WrongAdvices · « **Reply #5773 on:** August 13, 2026, 02:55:28 PM »

Quote from: keanu on August 13, 2026, 11:25:07 AM

We all know he just took a picture of his wife's law books.

He’s trying to sucker you in. One of those has 2026 on it and he’ll claim she went to law school long ago.

keanu · « **Reply #5774 on:** August 13, 2026, 03:32:58 PM »

Quote from: WrongAdvices on August 13, 2026, 02:55:28 PM

He’s trying to sucker you in. One of those has 2026 on it and he’ll claim she went to law school long ago.

The red Tort Law book looks like it was from Kennedy's presidential term. Hanky is stoned 24/7, and he has been talking about law school for over 2 years now. Hasn't attended a class.