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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5875 on: August 19, 2026, 12:22:40 PM »
Hankins is getting a little uppity with the powerlifting wins. Lucy might need to come back and defend her title, throw Spencer in the camel clutch, make him humble.....

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5876 on: August 19, 2026, 12:33:51 PM »
In his pot and choom filled mind he probably things he will land some big PI case from a car accident or slip and fall like they advertise from Morgan and Morgan or Celino and Barnes or Jacoby and Meyers and he will make millions off some moron who tripped and fell on a side walk or hot got whiplash from a minor hit in the rear.  It does not work that way.  He is going to have to learn the hard way as we seems to always prefer.   Idiot is wasting his time and EM's money if she is still around.

now that he has some experience with

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5877 on: August 19, 2026, 12:36:58 PM »
Lucy has some `splainin` to do !!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5878 on: August 19, 2026, 12:56:52 PM »
Lucy has some `splainin` to do !!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5879 on: August 19, 2026, 01:13:31 PM »
now that he has some experience with

Don't bring Goodrum and spaulding into this with.  ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5880 on: August 19, 2026, 01:51:44 PM »
Lucy has some `splainin` to do !!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5881 on: August 19, 2026, 07:17:44 PM »
Lol who is "gary wheat"?

My guess is Josh. They have the same relentlessness.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5882 on: August 19, 2026, 10:02:22 PM »
Yeah, it seems like the coach was backtracking and having him practice boxing fundamentals, while he just wants to fight and learn combinations. Hankins really didn't like that a lot of stuff he had to train was balance, footwork, and endurance based. He particularly was bitching about having to learn jump rope work.

Another big one is he can't understand why the gym doesn't want him posting sparring sessions, tape of other fighters, etc.... He's doing these little passive aggressive things like posting video then taking it down ("I hope coach doesn't mind, but I have to share this") , finding other videos of the gym that other members have posted, etc....


HAHhahhahhaha

He particularly was bitching about having to learn jump rope work.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5883 on: August 19, 2026, 10:10:29 PM »
Ok. Yeah I remember the lunch and the lunch pic, but coach never seems to even speak of bhanks. Would’ve been really cool to see him as a Local Joe “sponsored athlete”

Would love to see a Joe Local Tshirt with a Bhanks bloeated gut outline silhouette like the Arnold shirts sold on Venice Boardwalk or a Joe Wider/Robby Robinson torso with Hankins' giant head on it.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5884 on: August 20, 2026, 03:00:30 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5885 on: August 20, 2026, 03:29:58 AM »
Yeah, it seems like the coach was backtracking and having him practice boxing fundamentals, while he just wants to fight and learn combinations. Hankins really didn't like that a lot of stuff he had to train was balance, footwork, and endurance based. He particularly was bitching about having to learn jump rope work.

If I was learning to box, it wouldn't bother me in the slightest to train only balance, footwork and endurance for the first 6 months.  Any old meathead can learn to throw punches.  Can they actually hit things with punches?  Or not get hit?  That's the art.  It's basically akin to going to football (soccer) training and saying to the coach that you only want to shoot at the goal. 

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Another big one is he can't understand why the gym doesn't want him posting sparring sessions, tape of other fighters, etc.... He's doing these little passive aggressive things like posting video then taking it down ("I hope coach doesn't mind, but I have to share this") , finding other videos of the gym that other members have posted, etc....

I can understand him being a bit bummed out by that but he should be able to comprehend that this thread alone has 1.5 million views and thus, he might be a person that people would rather not be associated with, online. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5886 on: August 20, 2026, 03:47:27 AM »
Would love to see a Joe Local Tshirt with a Bhanks bloeated gut outline silhouette like the Arnold shirts sold on Venice Boardwalk or a Joe Wider/Robby Robinson torso with Hankins' giant head on it.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5887 on: August 20, 2026, 04:27:21 AM »
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5888 on: August 20, 2026, 04:36:44 AM »
I'm pretty sure Em's the cause. She seems to be advancing, and likes her work. Some photos have slipped through of her being real happy with her workmates, etc.... And then she has to deal with Brian. Imagine having some cute law intern or some distinguished prosecutor heaps praise on you, then you have to listen to Brian homo out because he got a new boxing shirt in the mail.

The fitness influencer / supplement company owner fantasy was a try to show Em he had something going on, but he couldn't sell it to the public, so back to the lawyer fantasy. I bet he has some sitcomy fantasy of him and Em working together one day.

"She's an up and coming lawyer, he's an ex-meathead turned barrister. Join them as they solve crimes."

Reminds me of this with a different occupation...


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5889 on: August 20, 2026, 05:00:56 AM »
Reminds me of this with a different occupation...



Forget about a Barrister - Hanky Panky could not even make it as a Barista at Starbucks 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5890 on: August 20, 2026, 05:54:00 AM »
If I was learning to box, it wouldn't bother me in the slightest to train only balance, footwork and endurance for the first 6 months.  Any old meathead can learn to throw punches.  Can they actually hit things with punches?  Or not get hit?  That's the art.  It's basically akin to going to football (soccer) training and saying to the coach that you only want to shoot at the goal. 

I can understand him being a bit bummed out by that but he should be able to comprehend that this thread alone has 1.5 million views and thus, he might be a person that people would rather not be associated with, online.

His coach needs to take him in the ring and teach him a lesson.  Show him why he has to either humble himself and learn or get the fuck gone.  He'll never humble himself and put in the work.

This is why I hope he is actually doing some law school thing, same exact pattern will apply and same result he'll fail because he's ultimately lazy and also always knows better.

As for the 1.5 million views, this is just one more reason why he should never be allowed back.  He craves that attention and should never be allowed to get it again, he blew it and threatened Ron.  Also, this thread shows views can be generated without him.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5891 on: August 20, 2026, 06:28:26 AM »
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5892 on: August 20, 2026, 06:47:32 AM »
His coach needs to take him in the ring and teach him a lesson.  Show him why he has to either humble himself and learn or get the fuck gone.  He'll never humble himself and put in the work.
First time he takes a good body shot or a hard head shot, he quits. He doesn't have it in him to push through when things get tough. His coach is milking him for the money.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5893 on: August 20, 2026, 07:00:49 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5895 on: August 20, 2026, 09:20:03 AM »
First time he takes a good body shot or a hard head shot, he quits. He doesn't have it in him to push through when things get tough. His coach is milking him for the money.

Hopefully he get caught w a low blow.. you know this daft twat doesn’t wear a cup for whatever retarded reason. He’s just that kind of fuck up

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5896 on: August 20, 2026, 09:22:24 AM »
First time he takes a good body shot or a hard head shot, he quits. He doesn't have it in him to push through when things get tough. His coach is milking him for the money.

He needs to take a good body shot and head from Goodrum or Vissy.   He will get pushed in and all will be good for him. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5897 on: August 20, 2026, 11:01:31 AM »
He needs to take a good body shot and head from Goodrum or Vissy.   He will get pushed in and all will be good for him.
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Another home wrecked.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5898 on: August 20, 2026, 06:22:36 PM »
Still have a nice bottle of wine I'm saving for news of his death.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5899 on: August 21, 2026, 05:43:30 AM »
Are we sure wine is appropriate and not Proffee or Gatorade?

Expecting to see some Law School gear from Hankins today, classes start Monday right?