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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5900 on: Today at 05:43:30 AM »
Are we sure wine is appropriate and not Proffee or Gatorade?

Expecting to see some Law School gear from Hankins today, classes start Monday right?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5901 on: Today at 05:47:16 AM »
Are we sure wine is appropriate and not Proffee or Gatorade?

Expecting to see some Law School gear from Hankins today, classes start Monday right?

If Hanky is in fact going to L school - the first semester is really stressful.   You get called on in front of 100 other people to publicly speak about a case you were supposed to read.   He will completely melt down and be Clegged by the experience and likely run off in shame and blame the professor teaching the class for trying to trick him. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5902 on: Today at 06:52:55 AM »
If Hanky is in fact going to L school - the first semester is really stressful.   You get called on in front of 100 other people to publicly speak about a case you were supposed to read.   He will completely melt down and be Clegged by the experience and likely run off in shame and blame the professor teaching the class for trying to trick him.
I can't wait to see the youtube video of this. ;D
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5903 on: Today at 07:24:14 AM »
I think Bhanky is learning to be a lawyer with the Joe Weider "Become a Lawyer in 30 Days" course.

All self-study.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5904 on: Today at 08:32:35 AM »
I notice Hankins is still posting dick-root pics for the homoz.. And posting his 'basically naked' kid (except for shorts) for the perverts.
Very bizarre, brainless, immature individual. Almost 50 and acts like a 14 yr old.

Mentally weak in every aspect. Physically frail, drug-filled, shaking, etc...

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5905 on: Today at 08:34:31 AM »
I notice Hankins is still posting dick-root pics for the homoz.. And posting his 'basically naked' kid (except for shorts) for the perverts.
Very bizarre, brainless, immature individual. Almost 50 and acts like a 14 yr old.

Mentally weak in every aspect. Physically frail, drug-filled, shaking, etc...
He`s one brick short of a fucking load !!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5906 on: Today at 09:05:11 AM »
I can't wait to see the youtube video of this. ;D

Hanky is no Thornton Mellon  - thats for sure!!!!!   ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5907 on: Today at 10:20:34 AM »
I notice Hankins is still posting dick-root pics for the homoz.. And posting his 'basically naked' kid (except for shorts) for the perverts.
Very bizarre, brainless, immature individual. Almost 50 Almost 70 and acts like a 14 yr old.

Mentally weak in every aspect. Physically frail, drug-filled, shaking, etc...

Bhanky is aiming for the Super-Senior contests.
Let's help him get there.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5908 on: Today at 10:36:59 AM »
I think you guys have grossly inaccurate takes of Bhanky.

He is nice enough to give out certain secrets of his bodybuilding success with his protein coffee and such and it’s met with ridicule. Wouldn’t you say that’s a little unfair?

Bhanky’s coaching with his son in BB and lifting couldn’t be better. I think they are both in the best shape of their lives. Spence is measuring at the 98 percentile for his weight. I’m having trouble figuring out which one is more genetically superior.

Bhanky will be a lawyer when it’s all said and done and all of you will still be jealous haters.
His voice may be high pitched, but don’t let that camouflage how deep of a thinker he is.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5909 on: Today at 11:43:51 AM »
Bracing for future impact of the filial animosity that’s to come once he runs into his 4th grade coeds while bra shopping with dad

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5910 on: Today at 12:54:47 PM »
Obviously the strict curl, bodybuilding, car racing, boxing, MMA, watch , singing, etc all Clegged out.   Maybe next will be pickleball or pilates?   His yogi thing didnt work either.   Maybe he can take up professional eating and challenge Joey Chestnut for eating wieners  since he seems to enjoy that? 

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« Reply #5911 on: Today at 01:17:54 PM »
I forgot about the brief excursion into Yoga.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5912 on: Today at 01:37:38 PM »
I forgot about the brief excursion into Yoga.

It was short-lived for sure. He went from a pacifist to passing a fist into a black dude’s groin

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5913 on: Today at 01:39:03 PM »
It was short-lived for sure. He went from a pacifist to passing a fist into a black dude’s groin

If I remember from the clip he was heading head first into that area.   

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5914 on: Today at 01:46:55 PM »
Bracing for future impact of the filial animosity that’s to come once he runs into his 4th grade coeds while bra shopping with dad

Fucking hilarious.