Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[Never1AShow]

Brian Hankins
3h
I am the only one in a sear sucker suit and a prof just told me she
loved it and it was her favorite

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No shit Hankins, I bet she used the word "quaint" describing it to the other professors. It didn't make her moist, it amused her, sorta like seeing someone with a bitchin' mullet or handle bar 'stache. Cro-Magnon cosplaying lawyer .

We're supposed to believe that on the very first day he pops off and tells the Professor she has the wrong answer and then she compliments his cheesy seersucker suit (which already marks him as an obvious crank)? 

He's just got to make it through his 4 day orientation then he can try for the next 3.5-4 years to get a worthless degree where no one will then hire a rookie lawyer in his 50s.  Could be quite the lasting bit though.

[joswift]

We're supposed to believe that on the very first day he pops off and tells the Professor she has the wrong answer and then she compliments his cheesy seersucker suit (which already marks him as an obvious crank)? 

He's just got to make it through his 4 day orientation then he can try for the next 3.5-4 years to get a worthless degree where no one will then hire a rookie lawyer in his 50s.  Could be quite the lasting bit though.

he wont make Friday, they alreday have his criminal record ....

[Rambone]

We're supposed to believe that on the very first day he pops off and tells the Professor she has the wrong answer and then she compliments his cheesy seersucker suit (which already marks him as an obvious crank)? 

He's just got to make it through his 4 day orientation then he can try for the next 3.5-4 years to get a worthless degree where no one will then hire a rookie lawyer in his 50s.  Could be quite the lasting bit though.

Update: The professor already changed the slide. Bhanks is vindicated!

[Griffith]

We gots to learn you dat dere AI....

Shouldn't that be a door to a broom closet? 

[Soul Crusher]

We gots to learn you dat dere AI....

Hopefully that blue turns to purple at the end of the year

[Raymondo]

Western New England University 2026 Law & Specialties Rankings

Western New England University is ranked No. 159 (tie) out of 194 in Best Law Schools and No. 71-78 out of 78 in Part-time Law. Schools were assessed on their performance across a set of widely accepted indicators of excellence. How we rank schools

#159

Best Law Schools
Overall Score

42
Peer assessment score (out of 5)

1.5
Assessment score by lawyers/judges (out of 5)

1.7

[Soul Crusher]

Western New England University 2026 Law & Specialties Rankings

Western New England University is ranked No. 159 (tie) out of 194 in Best Law Schools and No. 71-78 out of 78 in Part-time Law. Schools were assessed on their performance across a set of widely accepted indicators of excellence. How we rank schools

#159

Best Law Schools
Overall Score

42
Peer assessment score (out of 5)

1.5
Assessment score by lawyers/judges (out of 5)

1.7

Bhank is built different.   He is on the bee line right to a White Shoe Law Firm and then the Supreme Court.   Chief Justice Hankins has a nice ring to it.   

[Raymondo]

Bhank is built different.   He is on the bee line right to a White Shoe Law Firm and then the Supreme Court.   Chief Justice Hankins has a nice ring to it.

A school at the bottom 20% of the country's law schools.

Not exactly painting the town red.

Good news is that it's improved somewhat, 2 years ago it was dead last

[Soul Crusher]

A school at the bottom 20% of the country's law schools.

Not exactly painting the town red.

Did you see the video w the Star Wars Bar Scene people I posted?  Don't let that fool you, Bhank is amongst the best and brightest this country has to offer.  The cream of the crop in the legal profession.     

[IroNat]

Did you see the video w the Star Wars Bar Scene people I posted?  Don't let that fool you, Bhank is amongst the best and brightest this country has to offer.  The cream of the crop in the legal profession.     

[Soul Crusher]

Imagine a study group of 6 people or so. 

Bhank, the transgender she-male, the overweight white cat lady type, the gay AA guy, the egg shell 140lb white nerdy guy, the angry hispanic lady etc and him trying to fit in while arguing cases and theory etc? 

[BB]

My dude got the Sally Jesse Raphaels on -

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"Hi youngsters, do you wanna see my photo from when I went to a Sopranos casting call in 2000" -

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[Never1AShow]

A school at the bottom 20% of the country's law schools.

Not exactly painting the town red.

Good news is that it's improved somewhat, 2 years ago it was dead last

They don't have their own shitty law schools in North Carolina?   Does this still allow bragging to the scarecrow?  Low Ranked online law school far from home seems like quite the step down from High Point where he had his arm around those cuties and knew all the judges.

[Rambone]

My dude got the Sally Jesse Raphaels on -

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"Hi youngsters, do you wanna see my photo from when I went to a Sopranos casting call in 2000" -

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Lmao! My dude’s got his Ralphie Parkers on. Reviewing notes? Bullshit. He got there early to deliver the professor a fruit basket

[wes]

A school at the bottom 20% of the country's law schools.

Not exactly painting the town red.

Good news is that it's improved somewhat, 2 years ago it was dead last

It`s a real small school.

[Never1AShow]

"Hi youngsters, do you wanna see my photo from when I went to a Sopranos casting call in 2000" -

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Wonderfully sad and pathetic.  Go over notes from one day ago?  Does his motel not have an iron?  Clearly living out of a suitcase from that rumpled homeless guy suit. 

Quite the fall from the Boxing bit a few weeks ago, diving into guys crotches.

[Rambone]

It`s a real small school.

Not anymore. The school has undergone a last minute renovation prior to fall classes starting. All law classrooms have undergone a doorway widening project in order to comply with the The Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) after an unidentified law student threatened the school with legal action after he couldn’t fit his head through the door.

[joswift]

same vibe..

[joswift]

Not anymore. The school has undergone a last minute renovation prior to fall classes starting. All law classrooms have undergone a doorway widening project in order to comply with the The Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) after an unidentified law student threatened the school with legal action after he couldn’t fit his head through the door or his trike.

fixed

[Rambone]

same vibe..

Fixed

[Raymondo]

My dude got the Sally Jesse Raphaels on -

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"Hi youngsters, do you wanna see my photo from when I went to a Sopranos casting call in 2000" -

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It literally looks like Tony's suit at the end of season 1. When beats up Micky Palmice and goes to the restaurant to meet uncle Joon

[Raymondo]

Too bad they don't have a cure for fuckface-itis!

[Dave D]

I don’t understand all the hate here.

Hankins whole life has revolved around fighting unjust laws, becoming a lawyer is a natural progression of his career advancement. It’s been a slow build but this is the logical next step and it surely doesn’t have anything to do with his ego and his wife being a successful in this field.

the same way his son chasing powerlifting world records at 6 years old has nothing go do with dad living out his personal dreams.

[webstar]

My dude got the Sally Jesse Raphaels on -

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"Hi youngsters, do you wanna see my photo from when I went to a Sopranos casting call in 2000" -

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This is the same person who swears up and down his neck is 19 inches and he can’t buy off the rack clothes. Lol that neck is maybe 15 inches at best.

[Rambone]

I don’t understand all the hate here.

Hankins whole life has revolved around fighting unjust laws, becoming a lawyer is a natural progression of his career advancement. It’s been a slow build but this is the logical next step and it surely doesn’t have anything to do with his ego and his wife being a successful in this field.

the same way his son chasing powerlifting world records at 6 years old has nothing go do with dad living out his personal dreams.

Now isn’t the time to be facetious, Dave!