Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[YLLSHTH]

Feelings hurt -


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I used to do night school classes for some bullshit fake business degree (at the time, I considered it to be better than nothing, which it was) and there was a guy who would wear crappy suits who were all crumpled, as if he had washed them in a laundry machine and hung them out to dry and call it a day. I think he was compensating for being a manlet.

[tatoo]

Even with all that money, spankins still looks like a fuckin dork.  Lipstick on a pig haha

[Rambone]

It’s foolish not to go the criminal defense attorney route when your hometown is 70% brown and crime is sky high. Endless work to be done

[#1GymRat]

yeha you enjoy analsying stuff but stuff is on anal on a man and all men fagoosh poof.  youo are a gay  same guy all the time! loooser

I don't give a shit, but I enjoy analyzing stuff.

[Soul Crusher]

It’s foolish not to go the criminal defense attorney route when your hometown is 70% brown and crime is sky high. Endless work to be done

Criminal law is often having a good relationship w the DA's and staff and cops, etc.    Most of the people are just looking for a plea and walking away w little damage as possible.   Hanky is so argumentative ands caustic he will turn off all of the DA's trying to make a deal or plea and he will get any clients far more prison time than need be.   Imagine his screaming in court at the DA and Judge while they have video of some skell committing a crime and Hanky trying to argue it never happened?   That nonsense gets old for everyone real quick. 

[joswift]

Hanky - you are never going to make it and you will never graduate or pass the bar.  You have quit every single endeavor in your life.  This will be no different.   The rest of us are just here for the laughs and comedy.   Once you go back to Selma at home - left to your own devices you will be back to smoking weed all day and fail to do your reading and work.   Everyone knows how this is going to end and so do you. 

I hope it ends with him hanging in his garage in piss soaked khaki shorts

[Dave D]

Come on, Dave. Escape reality for a little bit and let bhanks and us enjoy the ride. If you have a maid, ask for drugs.

Let’s be real for a moment.
My maid is here illegally so I wouldn’t trust her to have legal drugs Rambone.

[Soul Crusher]

Wait a minute - so the genius spends 4 days in Springfield  - then goes home to Selma to do online classes the rest of the semester.  Then he comes back next year for 4 days and same for 3L?  And they get away with this stupidity?   

So no socratic method in each and every class numerous times a day over three years they way lawyers are supposed to be trained?   They are just stealing his $.  He will not be prepared for either the bar exam or practice taking this mamby pamby approach to a legal career.     

I took the bar exam in the basement of the Javits Center in NYC in 2000 w 4000+ other people present w no phones, ipads, no online bs, and crushed it. 

 

[Dave D]

Even if he makes it out and passes the bar, who would want to work a govt job making peanuts? Govsalary.com shows what they make and even after years of doing it, it’s not much at all.

He can take any case he wants for $65 an hour! Peanuts? $65 a billable hour is the equivalent of coconuts! That’s huge!!!

[joswift]

[webstar]

Wait a minute - so the genius spends 4 days in Springfield  - then goes home to Selma to do online classes the rest of the semester.  Then he comes back next year for 4 days and same for 3L?  And they get away with this stupidity?   

So no socratic method in each and every class numerous times a day over three years they way lawyers are supposed to be trained?   They are just stealing his $.  He will not be prepared for either the bar exam or practice taking this mamby pamby approach to a legal career.     

I took the bar exam in the basement of the Javits Center in NYC in 2000 w 4000+ other people present w no phones, ipads, no online bs, and crushed it.

[Dave D]

I thought MattC was nuts posting about getbig on social media.

Braggart Hankins takes the cake though. He’s so busy he’s showing up to class BEFORE his professors (and what does that mean, that he has nothing else going on, who would care) and commenting on Facebook about getbig.  Pathetic.

[Soul Crusher]

Bhank is so fng stupid.   If the dimwit were remotely cordial w me I could assist him in law school and this process.   But whatever, let him flounder.   The entertainment is hilarious.   I guarantee you no one else is wearing a suit or pretending to be Mr. hot shot lawyer for 4 days in this romper room place like he is.  All he has to do is show up for 4 days and I'm sure the professors are grateful as ever not to have to see him for another year with this clown car act he is trying to pull off.       

[Soul Crusher]

I thought MattC was nuts posting about getbig on social media.

Braggart Hankins takes the cake though. He’s so busy he’s showing up to class BEFORE his professors (and what does that mean, that he has nothing else going on, who would care) and commenting on Facebook about getbig.  Pathetic.

He is only there until tomorrow.   Then he goes back to to NC to smoke weed and be a lazy bum   

[Soul Crusher]

Hanky is at the perfect place suited for him 

[joswift]

Hanky is at the perfect place suited for him 

fucking hell thats embarrassing, if I had signed up and then seen that I would just pack up and never return

[IroNat]

It’s foolish not to go the criminal defense attorney route when your hometown is 70% brown and crime is sky high. Endless work to be done

McConaughey was the "Lincoln Lawyer".
Bhanky will be the "Tricycle Lawyer".

[IroNat]

yeha you enjoy analsying stuff but stuff is on anal on a man and all men fagoosh poof.  youo are a gay  same guy all the time! loooser

 

[joswift]

Em must have a screw loose to sit by and let this fucking idiot drag her down with him

[Van_Bilderass]

I heard that to succeed you should fake it till you make it?

[Rambone]

McConaughey was the "Lincoln Lawyer".
Bhanky will be the "Tricycle Lawyer".

The Colon Lawyer

[BB]

"Lawyer for 25+ years" beats "not a lawyer for no years" Hankins.

Also for those wondering Em uses her maiden name, she knows it's shameful to be a Wood Hankins.

[keanu]

"Lawyer for 25+ years" beats "not a lawyer for no years" Hankins.

Also for those wondering Em uses her maiden name, she knows it's shameful to be a Wood Hankins.

  Soul Crusher is a practicing lawyer for the past 26 years. Brian has been in and out of jail the past 26 years.  Brian has done nothing. Exactly.

[WrongAdvices]

Em must have a screw loose to sit by and let this fucking idiot drag her down with him

Is he really trying to bag on someone who went to a significantly higher ranked law school, graduated top 20%, passed the bar, and has been practicing 20 yrs during his first week orientation at lower ranked WNE for a joke online degree. Clearly he doesn’t talk to the scarecrow at all either and she’s just laughing waiting for him to drop.

[Lartinos]

"Lawyer for 25+ years" beats "not a lawyer for no years" Hankins.

Also for those wondering Em uses her maiden name, she knows it's shameful to be a Wood Hankins.

I wonder what his new alias is for this school?