Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[chaos]

Has he got Spencer on Raloxifene yet for titty reduction?

Creepy post reported.

[Jess Z]

Has he got Spencer on Raloxifene yet for titty reduction?

i think he should go in the opposite direction with spencers tits. get that boy stuffing his face up to a D cup at least and go for another shitty world record.

[Gym Rat]

I think Brian wrote a rap song...

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Yeahhhh Boyyyyyyy!!!!

Im Wee Willie Hankins, I'm in the house,
My caulk is small, hung like a mouse,
My gut sticks out like a turtle shell,
I look like a homeless dude, and lord do I smell,

I push my kid who wont bear my name,
I'm bald, I'm drugged, I'm mentally lame,
I need to prove my self to the masses,
Behind closed doors I ram hairy asses,

I would get pegged while flaming on Tren,
I take it in the crap-tube, now and again,
A broken down coward who beats on the gals,
But then he gets ass-rammed by his ghey pals...

Yeahhhh Boyyyyyyy!!!!

[IroNat]

Superb, GR.

[WrongAdvices]

Fantastic. I’m imagining in the style of Eminem?

[wes]

[illuminati]

I think Brian wrote a rap song...

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Yeahhhh Boyyyyyyy!!!!

Im Wee Willie Hankins, I'm in the house,
My caulk is small, hung like a mouse,
My gut sticks out like a turtle shell,
I look like a homeless dude, and lord do I smell,

I push my kid who wont bear my name,
I'm bald, I'm drugged, I'm mentally lame,
I need to prove my self to the masses,
Behind closed doors I ram hairy asses,

I would get pegged while flaming on Tren,
I take it in the crap-tube, now and again,
A broken down coward who beats on the gals,
But then he gets ass-rammed by his ghey pals...

Yeahhhh Boyyyyyyy!!!!

Ha Ha Ha - excellent - That's Bianca to a T     

[chaos]

I think Brian wrote a rap song...

--------------

Yeahhhh Boyyyyyyy!!!!

Im Wee Willie Hankins, I'm in the house,
My caulk is small, hung like a mouse,
My gut sticks out like a turtle shell,
I look like a homeless dude, and lord do I smell,

I push my kid who wont bear my name,
I'm bald, I'm drugged, I'm mentally lame,
I need to prove my self to the masses,
Behind closed doors I ram hairy asses,

I would get pegged while flaming on Tren,
I take it in the crap-tube, now and again,
A broken down coward who beats on the gals,
But then he gets ass-rammed by his ghey pals...

Yeahhhh Boyyyyyyy!!!!

[WrongAdvices]

If he’s still going, there’s no way Stankins isn’t right now attention seeking by arguing with someone on the internet somewhere about his classes/subjects

[Lartinos]

If he’s still going, there’s no way Stankins isn’t right now attention seeking by arguing with someone on the internet somewhere about his classes/subjects
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Last time he was making long posts in sub reddits talking to real students in their 20’s.


• Puer aeternus loop — Jung would describe Bhanky as caught in a self‑reinforcing loop of a manufactured childhood driven by his puer aeternus tendencies.
• Arrested development pattern — From a Jungian angle, Bhanky is reliving a false childhood on repeat because his puer aeternus archetype dominates his psychological development.
• Fantasy‑childhood cycle — Jung might argue that Bhanky’s puer aeternus fixation keeps him recycling a fantasy version of childhood instead of maturing into adult psychic integration.

[Hulkotron]

Dead yet?

[IroNat]

I'm sad this thread seems to be losing momentum.

Bhanky deserves so much more.

[joswift]

I think Spencer just squatted 100lbs


Wheelchair by 15

[webstar]

If he’s still going, there’s no way Stankins isn’t right now attention seeking by arguing with someone on the internet somewhere about his classes/subjects

He posted the results of his first assignment.

I mean, could be the first assignment he passed

[Never1AShow]

He posted the results of his first assignment.

I mean, could be the first assignment he passed

One assignment in 3 weeks?  Part-time internet law school is a tough gig!

[wes]

One assignment in 3 weeks?  Part-time internet law school is a tough gig!

..........and the long commute to school is a bitch ! 

[tatoo]

nothing screams “fuck up” like a 48 year old freshman.   

[MajorDomo]

nothing screams “fuck up” like a 48 year old freshman.

Lol

[Lartinos]

nothing screams “fuck up” like a 48 year old freshman.

Bhanky is just an iconoclast who finds more efficient ways to prosper than normal folks.

Instead of working until the usual retirement age, he is waiting to work until he gets to that age.

It takes a tremendous amount of patience to see such a goal like that through, even to this day/minute.

When someone asked him why he wasn’t working this past summer he said that he “had the summer off.” Completely true, accurate, and well earned..

Maybe he is onto to something and we are just doing it wrong.

[joswift]

Bhanky is just an iconoclast who finds more efficient ways to prosper than normal folks.

Instead of working until the usual retirement age he is waiting to work until he gets to that age.

It takes a tremendous amount of patience to see such a goal like that through, even to this day/minute.

When someone asked him why he wasn’t working this past summer he said that he “had the summer off.” Completely true, accurate, and well earned..

Maybe he is onto to something and we are just doing it wrong.

Just wait until his mother dies and he gets his share of her money.

Em will be filing for divorce before the buffets gone cold at the funeral.

[chaos]

Just wait until his mother dies and he gets his share of her money.

Em will be filing for divorce before the buffets gone cold at the funeral.

How much money? Is bhank looking for a stepdad?

[Raymondo]

Just wait until his mother dies and he gets his share of her money.

Em will be filing for divorce before the buffets gone cold at the funeral.

I think his mother might well outlive him, I think hanky has maybe two-three years left

[rocket]

I think his mother might well outlive him, I think hanky has maybe two-three years left

I tend to believe that he'll live quite long, with how miserable he is.

Just wait until his mother dies and he gets his share of her money.

Em will be filing for divorce before the buffets gone cold at the funeral.

I do not comprehend the angle of her being with him for his money.  Isn't she a successful lawyer?  She doesn't need him.

Given his character, it's a far more solid theory that she's an intelligent woman who makes (very) poor choices on men. 

[tatoo]

I tend to believe that he'll live quite long, with how miserable he is.

I do not comprehend the angle of her being with him for his money.  Isn't she a successful lawyer?  She doesn't need him.

Given his character, it's a far more solid theory that she's an intelligent woman who makes (very) poor choices on men.

He has her brainwashed. She’s probably more insecure than twink Hankins… she’s butt ass ugly, let’s face it. To her, he’s probably a trophy lol. Em, seems to have entered a contest with no other competitors and won the her version of the cup.

[joswift]

He has her brainwashed. She’s probably more insecure than twink Hankins… she’s butt ass ugly, let’s face it. To her, he’s probably a trophy lol. Em, seems to have entered a contest with no other competitors and won the her version of the cup.

hahaha shes the female Hankins with regards seeking out accomplishments with zero competition