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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6450 on: September 11, 2026, 06:54:16 AM »
Has he got Spencer on Raloxifene yet for titty reduction?
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6451 on: September 11, 2026, 11:13:47 AM »
Has he got Spencer on Raloxifene yet for titty reduction?

i think he should go in the opposite direction with spencers tits. get that boy stuffing his face up to a D cup at least and go for another shitty world record.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6452 on: September 11, 2026, 02:53:48 PM »
I think Brian wrote a rap song...

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Yeahhhh Boyyyyyyy!!!!

Im Wee Willie Hankins, I'm in the house,
My caulk is small, hung like a mouse,
My gut sticks out like a turtle shell,
I look like a homeless dude, and lord do I smell,

I push my kid who wont bear my name,
I'm bald, I'm drugged, I'm mentally lame,
I need to prove my self to the masses,
Behind closed doors I ram hairy asses,

I would get pegged while flaming on Tren,
I take it in the crap-tube, now and again,
A broken down coward who beats on the gals,
But then he gets ass-rammed by his ghey pals...

Yeahhhh Boyyyyyyy!!!!




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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6453 on: September 11, 2026, 03:25:27 PM »
Superb, GR.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6454 on: September 11, 2026, 06:06:49 PM »
Fantastic. I’m imagining in the style of Eminem?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6455 on: September 12, 2026, 02:09:54 AM »
:D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6456 on: September 12, 2026, 03:35:19 AM »
I think Brian wrote a rap song...

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Yeahhhh Boyyyyyyy!!!!

Im Wee Willie Hankins, I'm in the house,
My caulk is small, hung like a mouse,
My gut sticks out like a turtle shell,
I look like a homeless dude, and lord do I smell,

I push my kid who wont bear my name,
I'm bald, I'm drugged, I'm mentally lame,
I need to prove my self to the masses,
Behind closed doors I ram hairy asses,

I would get pegged while flaming on Tren,
I take it in the crap-tube, now and again,
A broken down coward who beats on the gals,
But then he gets ass-rammed by his ghey pals...

Yeahhhh Boyyyyyyy!!!!

Ha Ha Ha - excellent - That's Bianca to a T     ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6457 on: September 12, 2026, 07:51:26 AM »
I think Brian wrote a rap song...

--------------

Yeahhhh Boyyyyyyy!!!!

Im Wee Willie Hankins, I'm in the house,
My caulk is small, hung like a mouse,
My gut sticks out like a turtle shell,
I look like a homeless dude, and lord do I smell,

I push my kid who wont bear my name,
I'm bald, I'm drugged, I'm mentally lame,
I need to prove my self to the masses,
Behind closed doors I ram hairy asses,

I would get pegged while flaming on Tren,
I take it in the crap-tube, now and again,
A broken down coward who beats on the gals,
But then he gets ass-rammed by his ghey pals...

Yeahhhh Boyyyyyyy!!!!
;D ;D
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6458 on: September 13, 2026, 11:10:16 AM »
If he’s still going, there’s no way Stankins isn’t right now attention seeking by arguing with someone on the internet somewhere about his classes/subjects

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6459 on: September 13, 2026, 12:30:28 PM »
If he’s still going, there’s no way Stankins isn’t right now attention seeking by arguing with someone on the internet somewhere about his classes/subjects
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Last time he was making long posts in sub reddits talking to real students in their 20’s.


• Puer aeternus loop — Jung would describe Bhanky as caught in a self‑reinforcing loop of a manufactured childhood driven by his puer aeternus tendencies.
• Arrested development pattern — From a Jungian angle, Bhanky is reliving a false childhood on repeat because his puer aeternus archetype dominates his psychological development.
• Fantasy‑childhood cycle — Jung might argue that Bhanky’s puer aeternus fixation keeps him recycling a fantasy version of childhood instead of maturing into adult psychic integration.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6460 on: Today at 03:57:09 AM »
Dead yet?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6461 on: Today at 03:58:14 AM »
I'm sad this thread seems to be losing momentum.

Bhanky deserves so much more.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6462 on: Today at 04:24:04 AM »
I think Spencer just squatted 100lbs


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6463 on: Today at 04:59:13 AM »
If he’s still going, there’s no way Stankins isn’t right now attention seeking by arguing with someone on the internet somewhere about his classes/subjects

He posted the results of his first assignment.

I mean, could be the first assignment he passed

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6464 on: Today at 05:50:32 AM »
He posted the results of his first assignment.

I mean, could be the first assignment he passed

One assignment in 3 weeks?  Part-time internet law school is a tough gig!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6465 on: Today at 09:16:39 AM »
One assignment in 3 weeks?  Part-time internet law school is a tough gig!
..........and the long commute to school is a bitch !  :D