GOT IN A FIGHT YESTERDAY!!! BODYBUILDING HELPED!

[alexxx]

No more stories for you losers!

[sarcasm]

hahahaha, i'd love to see the club that would let your skinny ass be a bouncer at, with you as a bouncer it would be open season to do whatever the fuck you wanted there.

[gordiano]

Then you woke up, from your wet dream, covered in your own man juice...........

[gordiano]

hahahaha, i'd love to see the club that would let your skinny ass be a bouncer at, with you as a bouncer it would be open season to do whatever the f**k you wanted there.

Exactly. I would not hire that bastard to seat people, let alone bounce.......

[LifterChick]

Before I tell what hapened let me just say to you that I am the nicest person around and get along with everybody.

I was bouncing at the club yesterday when these 2 fat 250 asses come in and think they are VIP or something. They kept on grabbing me and pushing me in so I got pissed! I pushed one of them out the door and he broke the window landing head first on the stairs Then his friend came at me from behind and my friend stop him from punching me. He pushed me and we both fell then I got him in a head lock and the guy was screaming like a baby Then the cops came and are so fucking stupid that they believe those two fatasses over us. while they where arguing the fat pig who pushed me from behind and scratched my arm up spat at my friend. Now let me tell you my friend is not one to mess with. He does this fighting thing all day everyday. mma fighting. So my friend beats the living shit out of him. The owner of the club some how managed to make the dumb coward cops not write that in their reports. Anyways if they are coming back tonight like they said they would we gonna have some FUN!

Bouncing at the club.  uh huh ya sure.
Buddy that frame of your wouldn't offer any intimitation.  Besides your fight tecnique is totally wrong as to what they teach bouncers.  Try again
Be honest and say you were bouncing at the arcade.

 
We really need a B.S. icon

[gordiano]

Bouncing at the club.  uh huh ya sure.
Buddy that frame of your wouldn't offer any intimitation.  Besides your fight tecnique is totally wrong as to what they teach bouncers.  Try again
Be honest and say you were bouncing at the arcade.

 
We really need a B.S. icon

You mean intimidation? Anyways, the only think he bounces are nuts off his chin...........

[stuff81380]

Hey high school kids need bouncers too

[LuciusFox]

Bouncing at the club.  uh huh ya sure.
Buddy that frame of your wouldn't offer any intimitation.  Besides your fight tecnique is totally wrong as to what they teach bouncers.  Try again
Be honest and say you were bouncing at the arcade.

 
We really need a B.S. icon

  Alexxx is brutally huge. You've never seen him. You can't even imagine.

[Bast175]

I bounced in a small club/bar near kent state and I'm only 5' 7".  I was about 190-195lbs at the time.

[Rimbaud]

Before I tell what hapened let me just say to you that I am the nicest person around and get along with everybody.

I was bouncing at the club yesterday when these 2 fat 250 asses come in and think they are VIP or something. They kept on grabbing me and pushing me in so I got pissed! I pushed one of them out the door and he broke the window landing head first on the stairs Then his friend came at me from behind and my friend stop him from punching me. He pushed me and we both fell then I got him in a head lock and the guy was screaming like a baby Then the cops came and are so fucking stupid that they believe those two fatasses over us. while they where arguing the fat pig who pushed me from behind and scratched my arm up spat at my friend. Now let me tell you my friend is not one to mess with. He does this fighting thing all day everyday. mma fighting. So my friend beats the living shit out of him. The owner of the club some how managed to make the dumb coward cops not write that in their reports. Anyways if they are coming back tonight like they said they would we gonna have some FUN!

WTF?

[hillbilly]

Alexxx "dwarfs" me!

[WOOO]

Don't bring your biceps to a gun fight country boy....

[240 is Back]

Being oiled up and in a thong allowed alexxx to elude these three attackers and make his escape out the 12 by 18 inch ladies room window!

See, bodybuilding does save lives!

[benchthis]

kick his ass sea bass

[bigdumbbell]

did you jack off after you posted that?

[gtbro1]

Being oiled up and in a thong allowed alexxx to elude these three attackers and make his escape out the 12 by 18 inch ladies room window!

See, bodybuilding does save lives!

LOL....man I really hope that guy in the pic of" WEEDOUTHEWEAK"  does not post here....can you imagine how he feels after all the crap that has been said/ done with that picture

[FREAKgeek]

hahahaha, i'd love to see the club that would let your skinny ass be a bouncer at, with you as a bouncer it would be open season to do whatever the f**k you wanted there.

The club is called the canadian blue oyster. The two fat assess were women, and um, naturally they weren't welcome.

[knny187]

hahahaha, i'd love to see the club that would let your skinny ass be a bouncer at, with you as a bouncer it would be open season to do whatever the f**k you wanted there.

I have to agree.....they must be desperate

[Deadpool]

The club is called the canadian blue oyster. The two fat assess were women, and um, naturally they weren't welcome.

ahhh, now it makes sense 

[onlyme]

Before I tell what hapened let me just say to you that I am the nicest person around and get along with everybody.

I was bouncing at the club yesterday when these 2 fat 250 asses come in and think they are VIP or something. They kept on grabbing me and pushing me in so I got pissed! I pushed one of them out the door and he broke the window landing head first on the stairs Then his friend came at me from behind and my friend stop him from punching me. He pushed me and we both fell then I got him in a head lock and the guy was screaming like a baby Then the cops came and are so fucking stupid that they believe those two fatasses over us. while they where arguing the fat pig who pushed me from behind and scratched my arm up spat at my friend. Now let me tell you my friend is not one to mess with. He does this fighting thing all day everyday. mma fighting. So my friend beats the living shit out of him. The owner of the club some how managed to make the dumb coward cops not write that in their reports. Anyways if they are coming back tonight like they said they would we gonna have some FUN!

All that does is support the fact that gays at Gay Clubs can't fight.  And when you mean have some FUN, do mean you will suck them off when you are done

[gtbro1]

doesn't sound to me like alexx did any fighting...sounds like a junior high push and shove that ended up get'n his buddy into a fight while he watched

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

Before I tell what hapened let me just say to you that I am the nicest person around and get along with everybody.

I was bouncing at the club yesterday when these 2 fat 250 asses come in and think they are VIP or something. They kept on grabbing me and pushing me in so I got pissed! I pushed one of them out the door and he broke the window landing head first on the stairs Then his friend came at me from behind and my friend stop him from punching me. He pushed me and we both fell then I got him in a head lock and the guy was screaming like a baby Then the cops came and are so fucking stupid that they believe those two fatasses over us. while they where arguing the fat pig who pushed me from behind and scratched my arm up spat at my friend. Now let me tell you my friend is not one to mess with. He does this fighting thing all day everyday. mma fighting. So my friend beats the living shit out of him. The owner of the club some how managed to make the dumb coward cops not write that in their reports. Anyways if they are coming back tonight like they said they would we gonna have some FUN!

I've been in the business for quite some time and I can tell you that you obviously don't know anything about bouncing and if you continue with the antics then you'll need a tuxedo for a funeral


When I work as a bouncer, the idea is to keep it cool.  Making a scene with drunks will only cause trouble for the customers.  When I had trouble, I kindly and politely escorted people outside and even called a cab for them if nessesary.  Alcohol makes people act differently than they normally do and you have to take it in consideration.  If the person wants to fight, simply put him to the ground, cuff him, help him up and politely escort the person out the building. 


So in other words, don't be a tough guy.  Be the smart guy

[LuciusFox]

I've been in the business for quite some time and I can tell you that you obviously don't know anything about bouncing and if you continue with the antics then you'll need a tuxedo for a funeral


When I work as a bouncer, the idea is to keep it cool.  Making a scene with drunks will only cause trouble for the customers.  When I had trouble, I kindly and politely escorted people outside and even called a cab for them if nessesary.  Alcohol makes people act differently than they normally do and you have to take it in consideration.  If the person wants to fight, simply put him to the ground, cuff him, help him up and politely escort the person out the building. 


So in other words, don't be a tough guy.  Be the smart guy

 Great advice, Vince!

[WOOO]

All that does is support the fact that gays at Gay Clubs can't fight.  And when you mean have some FUN, do mean you will suck them off when you are done

hahaha... awesome... ass shaving awesome

[davidpaul]

Being oiled up and in a thong allowed alexxx to elude these three attackers and make his escape out the 12 by 18 inch ladies room window!

See, bodybuilding does save lives!

hhahahahahahaha nice work