Before I tell what hapened let me just say to you that I am the nicest person around and get along with everybody.
I was bouncing at the club yesterday when these 2 fat 250 asses come in and think they are VIP or something. They kept on grabbing me and pushing me in so I got pissed! I pushed one of them out the door and he broke the window landing head first on the stairs
Then his friend came at me from behind and my friend stop him from punching me. He pushed me and we both fell then I got him in a head lock and the guy was screaming like a baby
Then the cops came and are so fucking stupid that they believe those two fatasses over us. while they where arguing the fat pig who pushed me from behind and scratched my arm up spat at my friend. Now let me tell you my friend is not one to mess with. He does this fighting thing all day everyday. mma fighting. So my friend beats the living shit out of him. The owner of the club some how managed to make the dumb coward cops not write that in their reports. Anyways if they are coming back tonight like they said they would we gonna have some FUN!
I've been in the business for quite some time and I can tell you that you obviously don't know anything about bouncing and if you continue with the antics then you'll need a tuxedo for a funeral
When I work as a bouncer, the idea is to keep it cool. Making a scene with drunks will only cause trouble for the customers. When I had trouble, I kindly and politely escorted people outside and even called a cab for them if nessesary. Alcohol makes people act differently than they normally do and you have to take it in consideration. If the person wants to fight, simply put him to the ground, cuff him, help him up and politely escort the person out the building.
So in other words, don't be a tough guy. Be the smart guy