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Re: GOT IN A FIGHT – SOME GUYS JUMPED ME AND MY WIFE
« Reply #25 on: May 07, 2006, 01:43:22 AM »
your a good wrighter you shuld publish.
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Re: GOT IN A FIGHT – SOME GUYS JUMPED ME AND MY WIFE
« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2006, 04:10:23 AM »
we know you jacked off after posting that

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Re: GOT IN A FIGHT – SOME GUYS JUMPED ME AND MY WIFE
« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2006, 04:17:45 AM »
hahahahaha yes! good work!

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Re: GOT IN A FIGHT – SOME GUYS JUMPED ME AND MY WIFE
« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2006, 04:23:30 AM »
classic. :D  hahaha  I like the AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGRRRH  part the best.

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Re: GOT IN A FIGHT – SOME GUYS JUMPED ME AND MY WIFE
« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2006, 04:25:18 AM »
classic. :D  hahaha  I like the AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGRRRH  part the best.

I liked the "Road House" style ripping out the beating heart

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Re: GOT IN A FIGHT – SOME GUYS JUMPED ME AND MY WIFE
« Reply #30 on: May 07, 2006, 04:32:35 AM »
You left out the part where the guy with the knife, in one swift movement, slices open your carotid and jugular, causing you to bleed out in under two minutes.

Lifting weights didn't teach you shit about street-fighting, but if it's any consolation, you were a "massive corpse".  ;D
and don't bring that knife to a gunfight

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Re: GOT IN A FIGHT – SOME GUYS JUMPED ME AND MY WIFE
« Reply #31 on: May 07, 2006, 04:35:41 AM »
I liked the "Road House" style ripping out the beating heart

LOL...yeah that too. "I LIFT"...hahaha

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Re: GOT IN A FIGHT – SOME GUYS JUMPED ME AND MY WIFE
« Reply #32 on: May 07, 2006, 05:27:21 AM »
Way to go, Bro! You really showed those pencilneck punks to think twice before stepping to a lifter - at least the one who is still alive, anyway. This just confirms my belief that fighting ability is directly proportional to muscle size, bench press strength, muscle definition, shape, symmetry, proportion, vascularity, tanning, etc.

I only hope that you did the right thing and drank another shake after the fight - preferably with some NitroTech and Acetabolan added to the Cell Tech... That fight had to be quite stressful; and stress can be quite catibolic. Perhaps you should take some measurements and step on the scale before going to bed to see if you've lost any size.

 
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Re: GOT IN A FIGHT – SOME GUYS JUMPED ME AND MY WIFE
« Reply #33 on: May 07, 2006, 06:59:32 AM »
Too bad they didn’t know I lifted.


My wife and I had a wonderful dinner last night at a nice little Italian restaurant. I had been low-carb dieting lately so this meal really hit the spot. Not to mention, before even going to eat I drank a cell-tech shake. Needless to say I was pumped, pimped, and on the prowl. My necklace lay between my pecs like a river running through mighty mountains.

This is the gayest shit i ever read.

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Re: GOT IN A FIGHT – SOME GUYS JUMPED ME AND MY WIFE
« Reply #34 on: May 07, 2006, 07:04:27 AM »
This is the gayest shit i ever read.

well keep reading...shit around here gets much much more gay than that....just look for anything posted bty the resident jackasses aka the squad. :)

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Re: GOT IN A FIGHT – SOME GUYS JUMPED ME AND MY WIFE
« Reply #35 on: May 07, 2006, 11:30:58 AM »
This was a fucken gay story, way to clog up the board

this coming from a guy who clogs up his toilet with shit-covered suffocated gerbils.
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Re: GOT IN A FIGHT – SOME GUYS JUMPED ME AND MY WIFE
« Reply #36 on: May 07, 2006, 11:33:10 AM »
This is the gayest shit i ever read.

Bullshit, I'm sure you proof-read your diary all the time. 
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Re: GOT IN A FIGHT – SOME GUYS JUMPED ME AND MY WIFE
« Reply #37 on: May 07, 2006, 11:39:44 AM »
we know you jacked off after posting that

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Re: GOT IN A FIGHT – SOME GUYS JUMPED ME AND MY WIFE
« Reply #38 on: May 07, 2006, 11:45:35 AM »
that was really funny

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Re: GOT IN A FIGHT – SOME GUYS JUMPED ME AND MY WIFE
« Reply #39 on: May 07, 2006, 11:58:09 AM »
Dingleberry you did us proud! Next time don't be so easy on them ;D
just push some weight!

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Re: GOT IN A FIGHT – SOME GUYS JUMPED ME AND MY WIFE
« Reply #40 on: May 07, 2006, 02:49:33 PM »
Ding, are you Sneaker?

Either way, please could you please give us a rendition of your hardcore swissball workout at the gym  
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Re: GOT IN A FIGHT – SOME GUYS JUMPED ME AND MY WIFE
« Reply #41 on: May 07, 2006, 02:51:27 PM »
You've got to get your wife to stop acting like such a whore when you go out.

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Re: GOT IN A FIGHT – SOME GUYS JUMPED ME AND MY WIFE
« Reply #42 on: May 07, 2006, 02:52:19 PM »

 
            The stonger you are, the stronger your chin is. That's why strong men can't be knocked out.

that is total bullshit, i've see 120lbs knockout 200lb men..
grundle has no sack,

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Re: GOT IN A FIGHT – SOME GUYS JUMPED ME AND MY WIFE
« Reply #43 on: May 07, 2006, 02:55:16 PM »
I'm banging his wife right now, she says the whole story's true!!! ;D

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Re: GOT IN A FIGHT – SOME GUYS JUMPED ME AND MY WIFE
« Reply #44 on: May 07, 2006, 07:06:18 PM »
This is the gayest shit i ever read.

This was a fucken gay story, way to clog up the board

what the f**k is wrong with all these people, i swear to god they have no sense of humor. that story was awesome, why dont you go f**k yourself 'mike diesel'

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Re: GOT IN A FIGHT – SOME GUYS JUMPED ME AND MY WIFE
« Reply #45 on: May 07, 2006, 08:37:55 PM »
Hey guys, thanks for the props, glad you enjoyed it. I have to admit, I got the part about ripping the guys heart out of his chest from one of the funniest scenes in one of the funniest movies - Dumb and Dumber. The restraunt fight scene in Jim Carey's dream.
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Re: GOT IN A FIGHT – SOME GUYS JUMPED ME AND MY WIFE
« Reply #46 on: May 07, 2006, 08:47:00 PM »
Ding, are you Sneaker?

Either way, please could you please give us a rendition of your hardcore swissball workout at the gym  :)

No, I have no other ID's and have never been anyone else here. I'll try and get some ideas about the swissball workout. But first I need to reply to Tre and Woo's PM's asking me if I'll send them sweaty pics of my chest. A couple of true pillowbiters.
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Re: GOT IN A FIGHT – SOME GUYS JUMPED ME AND MY WIFE
« Reply #47 on: May 07, 2006, 09:35:07 PM »
Hey guys, thanks for the props, glad you enjoyed it. I have to admit, I got the part about ripping the guys heart out of his chest from one of the funniest scenes in one of the funniest movies - Dumb and Dumber. The restraunt fight scene in Jim Carey's dream.
yes, that was the greatest comedy movie of all time.

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Re: GOT IN A FIGHT – SOME GUYS JUMPED ME AND MY WIFE
« Reply #48 on: May 07, 2006, 09:38:17 PM »
I don't see any reason why it couldn't have happened just the way he told it.

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Re: GOT IN A FIGHT – SOME GUYS JUMPED ME AND MY WIFE
« Reply #49 on: May 07, 2006, 09:50:41 PM »
That is one of the funniest fucking things I have read on this site.