Do you wake up or stay asleep? (unwieldly approved)

[joswift]

 

[Royalty]

GOLD 😂

[unwieldy]

I was sleeping soundly this morning and had still 2 hours remaining when my wife comes into my room and shakes my legs to wake me up to bring her to work as she missed the bus. This is why marriage shortens life for men and lengthens it for women.

[mops]

Would rather stay asleep. Fuck this.

[joswift]

I was sleeping soundly this morning and had still 2 hours remaining when my wife comes into my room and shakes my legs to wake me up to bring her to work as she missed the bus. This is why marriage shortens life for men and lengthens it for women.

failed beta male has a wife who has to catch a fucking bus

[unwieldy]

failed beta male has a wife who has to catch a fucking bus

Thanks, you too.

[unwieldy]

Next thread idea: Do you turn on the heat and if not, how are you coping with global warming?


Freezing my ass off personally

[BigRo]

Next thread idea: Do you turn on the heat and if not, how are you coping with global warming?


Freezing my ass off personally

Is anything you say even true to your life?

[unwieldy]

Is anything you say even true to your life?

Yes.

[BigRo]

Yes.

Then why are you freezing your ass off, put the heat on or light a fire, surely you don't believe in man made global warming?

[unwieldy]

Then why are you freezing your ass off, put the heat on or light a fire, surely you don't believe in man made global warming?

No I was being sarcastic about global warming because it's fake and I wish it were real considering the price of gas. I don't heat my home to economize.

[Rambone]

Dear dairy, I woke up to Royalty being banded and now I can’t fall back asleep. I’m going to try to get my day started with some organic coffee (without microplastics of course)

[unwieldy]

Dear dairy, I woke up to Royalty being banded and now I can’t fall back asleep. I’m going to try to get my day started with some organic coffee without microplastics of course.

nice

[unwieldy]

Dear diary I am going to play the lottery today.

[joswift]

Dear diary I am going to play the lottery today.

I hope you win so you stop posting here.

[BigRo]

No I was being sarcastic about global warming because it's fake and I wish it were real considering the price of gas. I don't heat my home to economize.

The wife must be delighted.

[unwieldy]

I hope you win so you stop posting here.

Thanks that means a lot. I just played. Praying for a stroke of luck

[unwieldy]

The wife must be delighted.

Yes it sucks but things are hard

[Kwon]

Finally some Irishman reacts

1 out of 100???

[wes]

I hope you win so you stop posting here.

I think he`s MuscleBuff.

[joswift]

I think he`s MuscleBuff.

the way this forum is hes probably me...

[unwieldy]

I think he`s MuscleBuff.

I thought we was cool homes :-(

[Krankenstein]

I was sleeping soundly this morning and had still 2 hours remaining when my wife comes into my room and shakes my legs to wake me up to bring her to work as she missed the bus. This is why marriage shortens life for men and lengthens it for women.

You mean your Mom or your sister.

[wes]

the way this forum is hes probably me...

No way bro,I`m you !! 

[wes]

I thought we was cool homes :-(

I am !!   

Nothing against you personally but you post a bit like MuscleBuff......if I`m wrong I apologize.