I was sleeping soundly this morning and had still 2 hours remaining when my wife comes into my room and shakes my legs to wake me up to bring her to work as she missed the bus. This is why marriage shortens life for men and lengthens it for women.
failed beta male has a wife who has to catch a fucking bus
Next thread idea: Do you turn on the heat and if not, how are you coping with global warming?Freezing my ass off personally
Is anything you say even true to your life?
Yes.
Then why are you freezing your ass off, put the heat on or light a fire, surely you don't believe in man made global warming?
Dear dairy, I woke up to Royalty being banded and now I can’t fall back asleep. I’m going to try to get my day started with some organic coffee without microplastics of course.
Dear diary I am going to play the lottery today.
No I was being sarcastic about global warming because it's fake and I wish it were real considering the price of gas. I don't heat my home to economize.
I hope you win so you stop posting here.
The wife must be delighted.
