Author Topic: the REAL bodycount of getbiggers (Read 6196 times)

wes · « **Reply #150 on:** April 30, 2026, 02:35:11 PM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on April 30, 2026, 02:30:03 PM

You’re not a good looking dude. Not sure where all of this confidence comes from. I suppose they don’t have mirrors in Moldova or wherever you’re at?

illuminati · « **Reply #151 on:** April 30, 2026, 02:36:52 PM »

Quote from: Vince B on April 29, 2026, 07:20:26 PM

Have to laugh at this thread. Most bodybuilders aren't that good at pulling women. So that leaves plenty out there for those who do know. They often tire of having to do this community service for those hapless blokes. I can't add my count here because people I know read this forum so that is a no no for me. As I always say, Never trust a Vagina!

Clearly you've never worked at busy Nightclubs / Pubs - more Women & Pussy than you could
Ever imagine, there for the taking. 😊

wes · « **Reply #152 on:** April 30, 2026, 03:02:17 PM »

Quote from: illuminati on April 30, 2026, 02:33:04 PM

Yep on & off 25yrs + plus working/ managing Clubs & pubs up & down the country
Plus owning a gym - Totally lost count of how many women. 😊 👍🏻

My spank bank has far more money than my actual bank account! LOL

Hulkotron · « **Reply #153 on:** April 30, 2026, 03:18:26 PM »

dj181 nice

illuminati · « **Reply #154 on:** April 30, 2026, 03:19:39 PM »

Quote from: wes on April 30, 2026, 03:02:17 PM

My spank bank has far more money than my actual bank account! LOL

Ha ha ha - yes same as mine 🤷🏻‍♂️
I had different women in every town / city I worked or Visited when managing 700+
Doorstaff up & down the UK 😊.

chaos · « **Reply #155 on:** April 30, 2026, 04:27:48 PM »

Quote from: Barry Casserole, P.I. on April 30, 2026, 10:21:57 AM

Wes and Taffin, give us some stories! The more debauched, the better.

-Casserole

I thought you were just picking one?

Grape Ape · « **Reply #156 on:** April 30, 2026, 04:49:40 PM »

Quote from: wes on April 30, 2026, 03:02:17 PM

My spank bank

FYI, if you give dj the stories he wants you'll then be in his.....

Lartinos · « **Reply #157 on:** April 30, 2026, 05:31:36 PM »

We needed someone to help lead and teach us how to attract women and luckily DJ is there to be our guiding light.

This could be the beginnings of a YouTube channel for him.

He can go from a twitter promoter to a legit influencer in no time.

wes · « **Reply #158 on:** April 30, 2026, 05:33:11 PM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on April 30, 2026, 04:49:40 PM

FYI, if you give dj the stories he wants you'll then be in his.....

AbrahamG · « **Reply #159 on:** April 30, 2026, 08:28:18 PM »

Quote from: joswift on April 30, 2026, 12:17:24 PM

yes, gave me a sore throat.

Thank you for playing along.

Never1AShow · « **Reply #160 on:** April 30, 2026, 10:24:18 PM »

I for one prefer to hear from the DJ181 account about the swing clubs, Moldovan apartments, Hearns-like boxing prowess, mom-begging, and checque drops

AbrahamG · « **Reply #161 on:** May 01, 2026, 12:18:33 AM »

Quote from: Never1AShow on April 30, 2026, 10:24:18 PM

I for one prefer to hear from the DJ181 account about the swing clubs, Moldovan apartments, Hearns-like boxing prowess, mom-banging, and checque drops

Fixed cheif.

chaos · « **Reply #162 on:** May 01, 2026, 06:55:31 AM »

Quote from: AbrahamG on May 01, 2026, 12:18:33 AM

Fixed cheif.

Are you saying dj181 bangs his own mom?

WrongAdvices · « **Reply #163 on:** May 01, 2026, 07:09:35 AM »

Quote from: chaos on May 01, 2026, 06:55:31 AM

Are you saying dj181 bangs his own mom?

This makes Wes’s “hasn’t had pussy since pussy had him” all the more confusing

Taffin · « **Reply #164 on:** May 01, 2026, 07:26:38 AM »

OK - pretty sure I've mentioned these before so someone like delon could probably find them - more where these came from

Gym
A fella used to come in late every night and we got to talking. He had 2 'businesses' - one was dealing in guns and the other was made to order porno films. He asked if he could film some of the latter in the gym for a few quid as one of his clients liked the muscle girls and wanted to see them training naked. I said yes as long as I could watch. Funnily enough it got quite boring after a while LOL. Anyway, the night after that the 2 lady 'models' came back to the gym to ask if they could train on a guest pass. It was empty so I closed up and let them in but I was so stupid I didn't realise what they actually meant until things started kicking off... As confident as you are, watching yourself do the nasty in floor length mirrors is mildly unnerving

Bouncing
A few of us bouncers were on a road trip to a Northern town and I pulled. Walked out of the nightclub and down to the beach to do the business when she suddenly crouched down and starting peter-puffing. I could tell she was reaching down to do something so thought she was removing any barriers when she started making grunting noises. Then the smell hit me... and yes she was laying a pipe right there and then. It didn't put me off though...

Henda · « **Reply #165 on:** May 01, 2026, 07:36:01 AM »

Quote from: Taffin on May 01, 2026, 07:26:38 AM

OK - pretty sure I've mentioned these before so someone like delon could probably find them - more where these came from

Gym
A fella used to come in late every night and we got to talking. He had 2 'businesses' - one was dealing in guns and the other was made to order porno films. He asked if he could film some of the latter in the gym for a few quid as one of his clients liked the muscle girls and wanted to see them training naked. I said yes as long as I could watch. Funnily enough it got quite boring after a while LOL. Anyway, the night after that the 2 lady 'models' came back to the gym to ask if they could train on a guest pass. It was empty so I closed up and let them in but I was so stupid I didn't realise what they actually meant until things started kicking off... As confident as you are, watching yourself do the nasty in floor length mirrors is mildly unnerving

Bouncing
A few of us bouncers were on a road trip to a Northern town and I pulled. Walked out of the nightclub and down to the beach to do the business when she suddenly crouched down and starting peter-puffing. I could tell she was reaching down to do something so thought she was removing any barriers when she started making grunting noises. Then the smell hit me... and yes she was laying a pipe right there and then. It didn't put me off though...

Hahaha I remember the second one and know where it was

IroNat · « **Reply #166 on:** May 01, 2026, 09:45:34 AM »

Quote from: wes on April 30, 2026, 02:12:48 PM

Don`t you think I`m smart enough to realize 'my Cancer ' could return 10 minutes from now, or next week,or tomorrow,etc. etc.,and that goes for anyone on the planet.

It doesn`t discriminate.....if you have "some experience with it", and it`s only book knowledge, then keep your fucking pie hole shut,and don`t piss on my parade and tell me that it`s only fucking raining.

F*ckin' A right, wes!

wes · « **Reply #167 on:** May 01, 2026, 03:05:32 PM »

Quote from: IroNat on May 01, 2026, 09:45:34 AM

F*ckin' A right, wes!

Thanks Bro Nat !!

Taffin · « **Reply #168 on:** **Today** at 02:50:44 AM »

Quote from: Henda on May 01, 2026, 07:36:01 AM

Hahaha I remember the second one and know where it was

Hope you're well my friend

dj181 · « **Reply #169 on:** **Today** at 02:58:44 AM »

Aaahahahaha

Get fuckkked you shitstains. I leave as promised and all you do is slander me and say that I'm a virgin and a liar and get super sluths to dig up my past

Sorry I don't write with the precision of a professor. Was it 500 protitutes or 500 times? I don't know but it was a lot

And yeah I forgot to sit down and update my bodycount in my head so I havent bothered to add the new ones but I keep telling you I am only playing the heel on here

I have charmed my new girlfriend here and she's obsessed with my abs

. She's 18 and smart as fukkk.

I've been training to become an anti sniper with a bb gun I bought in the store here lolz

Going to go to Africa and make bank shooting poachers