...wait til the tsunamis come ashore, and the volcanoes all go off simultaneously.
You'll be screaming for mainland in a heartbeat. {giggle}
I don't own beachfront property . . . yet, so tsunamis won't affect me or my property. The only volcano on Oahu (Diamond Head) is extinct. I've hiked it many times.

Kilauea (on the Big Island) is active, but it's separated between me and the ocean (but I have seen it up close and personal . . . amazing site). Next!
Hurricanes maybe. But I'll take hurricanes over tornadoes, hail storms, and earthquakes. AND I'll enjoy paradise in the meantime till I'm wiped out by a hurricane.