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« Reply #2025 on: August 02, 2006, 10:06:39 AM »
damm sorry, but while were in the little girls department..pillow fight and tickle party stories?

Oh, so yesterday's little scenario wasn't enough.  You want real life tales from my experience, is that it A666S? Entitled maybe - "Deedee's Secret Garden" or "The Story of D (and Ceecee)"  - is that what you were looking for?  :)

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« Reply #2026 on: August 02, 2006, 10:12:59 AM »
damm what do you expect some half naked chick just role into your computer room and flop her ample butt down and say do me now you spanish george costanza...:)

Is that so far fetched?  :-\


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« Reply #2027 on: August 02, 2006, 10:15:50 AM »
Entitled maybe - "Deedee's Secret Garden"

aka.  deedees bush gardens adventures

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« Reply #2028 on: August 02, 2006, 10:17:05 AM »
Miggy, Miggy, Miggy!

Okay first of all, you don't just follow through on one suggestion, you add them all to your repetoire so that you have something to do every day. I'll bet there are a lot of women in the medical building your dentist is in, but you're so worried about how many cavities you might have, you aren't seeing the swarms of them in the elevator, waiting rooms, lobbies... you don't approach a woman IN the library, you do it outside where she's complaining to her friend about student loans or discussing the poems of Ezra Pound. Same with dance... you wait outside, and pounce when she comes out and is tired.  Also, the museum... you don't have to see an exhibition and you'd only annoy someone if you bugged them while they were, you wait till after when they're in the gift shop or getting their coat and they're open to new ideas because of what they just saw. Damn Miggy, I could pick up dozens of girls if I were so inclined.

Lol, the last one happened to me, twice.  I wouldn't actually recommend it...  :)

You can meet a lot of available chickas in a self defense class and because they are physically active they are always in good shape.  ;D

It's always a plus when I help a lady with a technique during class  - it leaves a favorable impression on them.  :)


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« Reply #2029 on: August 02, 2006, 10:17:44 AM »
Is that so far fetched?  :-\



no joke, whats wrong with that scenario????????????

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« Reply #2030 on: August 02, 2006, 10:22:37 AM »
It's always a plus when I help a lady with a technique during class  - it leaves a favorable impression on them.  :)

Yes, they like that...  :)

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« Reply #2031 on: August 02, 2006, 10:33:58 AM »
hmm..maybe i need to join a dojo or somehting///

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« Reply #2032 on: August 02, 2006, 10:39:51 AM »
Oh, so yesterday's little scenario wasn't enough.  You want real life tales from my experience, is that it A666S? Entitled maybe - "Deedee's Secret Garden" or "The Story of D (and Ceecee)"  - is that what you were looking for?  :)

Yes please...:)

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« Reply #2033 on: August 02, 2006, 10:40:25 AM »
i need to get work done, but have lost all types of interest

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« Reply #2034 on: August 02, 2006, 10:59:06 AM »
i need to get work done, but have lost all types of interest

work..whats that.

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« Reply #2035 on: August 02, 2006, 11:16:52 AM »
Miggers they are all around you in your work life I'm sure.  Real estate is filled with women up here anyway.
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« Reply #2036 on: August 02, 2006, 11:19:49 AM »
the ones i've been dealing with are married, control freaks or old

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« Reply #2037 on: August 02, 2006, 11:25:50 AM »
So far that's the few you've run into, but I bet that if you stay in the business you will find a nice secretary or 2 somewhere that even likes Zima  ;)
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« Reply #2038 on: August 02, 2006, 11:39:12 AM »
hey baby you come here offten, want some of my zima...??


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Re: BKS
« Reply #2039 on: August 02, 2006, 01:39:25 PM »
chicks love those fake beer drinks.  Dont judge me.   ;D

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« Reply #2040 on: August 02, 2006, 02:04:29 PM »
chicks love those fake beer drinks.  Dont judge me.   ;D

Never puddin...im out for the night great freaking "linda" stuff this afternoon by YMBL/Showstoppa and always fun with migs and adding Zima to the list of things like prom that makes me laugh even when im not here, great having you back buddy really.

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« Reply #2041 on: August 02, 2006, 02:08:43 PM »
Migs have you tried going to the hospitals? Nurses are usually working so hard they forget what a good time is and can easily be persuaded to take some time to have fun. Half of female cousins are nurses and always tell me that they have no love life because of work. Just pretend you have a broken dick or something. ;D

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Re: BKS
« Reply #2042 on: August 02, 2006, 02:34:53 PM »
you are a wealth of information Senior Balut

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« Reply #2043 on: August 02, 2006, 04:06:31 PM »
Yes but when was the last time butter asked you to run little kisses down its neck and shoulder as you wispered dirty things in its ear...:)

That's because butter is still patiently awaiting that bedtime story.  ;)
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Re: BKS
« Reply #2044 on: August 02, 2006, 04:11:05 PM »
You can meet a lot of available chickas in a self defense class and because they are physically active they are always in good shape.  ;D

It's always a plus when I help a lady with a technique during class  - it leaves a favorable impression on them.  :)


{ROTFLMAO} I'll bet it leaves an impression allright... The impression left by your manhood which you're no doubt pressing and rubbing up against her bottom as you help her learn how to flip a male attacker coming from behind.  :P Don't lie, ...you know you do it.  ;)
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Re: BKS
« Reply #2045 on: August 02, 2006, 06:25:30 PM »
You mean w8tlftr is not a crotch grabber?

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« Reply #2046 on: August 02, 2006, 06:53:43 PM »
You mean w8tlftr is not a crotch grabber?

I am if that means I put my opponent in a world of fvcking hurt.

This is no hold barred Krav Maga. Not patty fvcking cake.  >:(


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Re: BKS
« Reply #2047 on: August 02, 2006, 06:56:39 PM »
{ROTFLMAO} I'll bet it leaves an impression allright... The impression left by your manhood which you're no doubt pressing and rubbing up against her bottom as you help her learn how to flip a male attacker coming from behind.  :P Don't lie, ...you know you do it.  ;)

LOL

No I don't. What I do is help them refine their technique and show them what they are doing wrong and why. Taking the extra time to explain something that may one day save their lives is what leaves a positive impression.  :)





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Re: BKS
« Reply #2048 on: August 03, 2006, 07:25:23 AM »
I am if that means I put my opponent in a world of fvcking hurt.

This is no hold barred Krav Maga. Not patty fvcking cake.  >:(



crotch grabber..hair puller...I did not know lord jister was a biter.....:)

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« Reply #2049 on: August 03, 2006, 07:48:32 AM »
{ROTFLMAO} I'll bet it leaves an impression allright... The impression left by your manhood which you're no doubt pressing and rubbing up against her bottom as you help her learn how to flip a male attacker coming from behind.  :P Don't lie, ...you know you do it.  ;)


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