Author Topic: Rude Questions People Ask Me (Read 28642 times)

MikeThaMachine · « **Reply #150 on:** May 25, 2006, 12:24:43 PM »

Quote from: anvil on May 25, 2006, 11:48:58 AM

No, I generally blend up some doughnuts, french fries, and a can of copenhagen in 32 oz. of beer for my post workout shake. Maybe I should switch

Yeah do a whole 40oz of Steel Reserve malt liquor for maximum results

brianX · « **Reply #151 on:** May 25, 2006, 12:28:00 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on May 25, 2006, 07:21:35 AM

ok, you huge massively strong beast you, hahahaha 260lbs. with a 320lb. bench for 4 reps and a 205 standing push press, hahahahahahahahaha.

This coming from a guy who can can't even bench 385 or deadlift 550 after years of juicing. It must really suck to know that you'll never be truly strong. There are natural teenagers stronger than you.

BTW - that's a 340 bench for 4 reps, at a bodyweight of 235. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha!!!

sarcasm · « **Reply #152 on:** May 25, 2006, 12:30:31 PM »

Quote from: brianX on May 25, 2006, 12:28:00 PM

This coming from a guy who can can't even bench 385 or deadlift 550 after years of juicing. It must really suck to know that you'll never be truly strong. There are natural teenagers stronger than you.

BTW - that's a 340 bench for 4 reps, at a bodyweight of 235. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha!!!

hahahahahaha, i bench more than you for reps and i'm almost ten pounds lighter than you, and you don't even deadlift or squat, hahaha, owned!!!!

brianmcg123 · « **Reply #153 on:** May 25, 2006, 12:36:56 PM »

Quote from: benchthis on May 24, 2006, 05:03:52 PM

he was a cop and said he never did roids he just had a good meatbolism...... not all cops take roids only the pro ones

Isn't he on Reno 911 now?

brianX · « **Reply #154 on:** May 25, 2006, 02:12:23 PM »

Quote from: Matt C on May 24, 2006, 03:53:19 PM

Nope, never said that.

But I go on record to say that no one would have 20" arms or bench 500 WITHOUT steroids.

So you're telling me that Doug Hepburn was on steroids when he benched 500 in 1953?

A reasonably muscular 20" arm isn't totally impossible either. I'm sure Ronnie could have come close to that without steroids.

liquid_c · « **Reply #155 on:** May 25, 2006, 02:31:36 PM »

IT is definately possible to bench 500+ without steroids. I know because I did do it. I was fat and ate like pig, but it is possible.

donrhummy · « **Reply #156 on:** May 25, 2006, 04:36:57 PM »

Quote from: HICKSON on May 24, 2006, 01:59:04 PM

Bullshit..... gear makes up 15-20% of a total overall development..

Really? So you think the competition-shape Ronnie Coleman (currently at 290 lbs) would weigh 232-247lbs RIPPED without those drugs? You think he could weigh 240 lbs at 5' 9.5" ripped (or if you want to say he'd also need drugs to be ripped, than take his full off-season weight of 310 lbs and say 248 lbs with 10% bodyfat) NATURALLY? Please.

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #157 on:** May 25, 2006, 04:42:42 PM »

Quote from: HICKSON on May 24, 2006, 06:54:27 AM

Toxy......

Your brain is far from deductive reasoning........

Where in that WHOLE statement did he say he's on the sauce? ? ? nowhere.... your jump to an accusations is a tribute of your desire to not read a statement, deduct logic and reason and come up with an educated opinion.

you need to put the wine bottle down... no matter how hard you try a friend will not appear..

Quote

I am a national level bodybuilder

i quote him right now.!!!
should i make fun of you now or are you embrassed enough already??

Yonnie Shamburger (masters O competitor..tem universe winner and a kinda sorta fried) said to me face that he ws natural..

i smiled at him..walked away..and haven't talked to him since.

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #158 on:** May 25, 2006, 04:44:11 PM »

Quote from: toolarge4u on May 24, 2006, 11:30:56 AM

Your have no business with roids.

aww you actually believe you decide what i can do with my body..

cute!

Stavios · « **Reply #159 on:** May 25, 2006, 04:47:49 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on May 25, 2006, 04:44:11 PM

aww you actually believe you decide what i can do with my body..

cute!

I rarely agree with your opinions Toxic but you are right on this. I never understood why someone would say " you have no business with roids".

I mean I don't fucking care if Joe Blow at the gym who train and eat like shit take roids

Iago · « **Reply #160 on:** May 25, 2006, 04:59:17 PM »

Quote from: NPCOK on May 24, 2006, 05:32:17 AM

I am a national level bodybuilder, but I am not by any means a "mass monster" I compete as a middleweight/welterweight, and I'm 5'5.... yet people are always walking up asking me questions about steriods.

What if I walked up to every out of shape person in the gym and asked: "do you eat alot of gravy"... oh I'm sorry I just assumed you couldn't get THAT out of shape unless you drank gravy all the time. I would be an asshole right.... or If I walked up to some obviously weak guy who was struggling with minimal weight and asked him if he was talking estrogen pills.... oh I'm sorry I just assumed that you could not have been so weak naturally.

People think that there is nothing more to it than taking a shot in the ass and working out every once in awhile. They don't see competitors doing two hours of cardio 6 days a week or eating 8 meal a day that taste like fucking cardboard or working out to the point of projectile vommiting..I own a personal training studio and work with clients 10-12 hours a day, and then have to get in two hours of cardio+weight training+8 solid meals.

I wake up at 4 a.m. every day and finish my day around 8p.m. The average person could not handle this for 1 week, yet they still assume it's nothing more than taking a little juice that seperates you from them.

So do you suck dick?

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #161 on:** May 25, 2006, 05:07:06 PM »

Quote from: Iago on May 25, 2006, 04:59:17 PM

So do you suck dick?

at 5'3", what else is he good for?

Oliver Klaushof · « **Reply #162 on:** May 25, 2006, 06:39:17 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on May 25, 2006, 07:35:11 AM

all this noise coming from a guy 5'5" 155lbs. with 14 inch arms and 20 inch legs, oh but you're ripped, hahahahahaha, i'm absolutely terrified tell you what PM me, i'm in Missouri not far from you at all, and we'll set up a little "talk", how's that tough guy?

HAHAHAHA I can't get over this NPCOCK. He's 155 on the juice LMAO!!! You were right about the Napolean/little man complex. This guy is a textbook case! I would be angry too if I had to look up at everyone all the time.

MikeThaMachine · « **Reply #163 on:** May 25, 2006, 06:59:03 PM »

Quote from: Oliver Klaushof on May 25, 2006, 06:39:17 PM

HAHAHAHA I can't get over this NPCOCK. He's 155 on the juice LMAO!!! You were right about the Napolean/little man complex. This guy is a textbook case! I would be angry too if I had to look up at everyone all the time.

He has to look up to the urinal to flush it

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oliver Klaushof · « **Reply #164 on:** May 25, 2006, 07:05:30 PM »

Quote from: MikeThaMachine on May 25, 2006, 06:59:03 PM

He has to look up to the urinal to flush it HAHAHAHAHAHA

He's a real life Gilligan.

brianX · « **Reply #165 on:** May 25, 2006, 09:00:44 PM »

Quote from: donrhummy on May 25, 2006, 04:36:57 PM

Really? So you think the competition-shape Ronnie Coleman (currently at 290 lbs) would weigh 232-247lbs RIPPED without those drugs? You think he could weigh 240 lbs at 5' 9.5" ripped (or if you want to say he'd also need drugs to be ripped, than take his full off-season weight of 310 lbs and say 248 lbs with 10% bodyfat) NATURALLY? Please.

Ronnie is 5'11", and he could easily be a ripped 240 lb without drugs. The guy competed at over 220 lb in drug tested contests.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #166 on:** May 25, 2006, 09:48:41 PM »

Quote from: brianX on May 25, 2006, 09:00:44 PM

Ronnie is 5'11", and he could easily be a ripped 240 lb without drugs. The guy competed at over 220 lb in drug tested contests.

There never has been anyone 240 lbs ripped as a natural. Ever.

Bast175 · « **Reply #167 on:** May 25, 2006, 09:50:38 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on May 25, 2006, 09:48:41 PM

There never has been anyone 240 lbs ripped as a natural. Ever.

i wouldn't say that tough guy. some tall fruitcakes must have done it

The True Adonis · « **Reply #168 on:** May 25, 2006, 10:21:21 PM »

Quote from: Bast175 on May 25, 2006, 09:50:38 PM

i wouldn't say that tough guy. some tall fruitcakes must have done it

Not at Ronnie`s height my little prune.

Hedgehog · « **Reply #169 on:** May 26, 2006, 04:09:20 AM »

Quote from: NPCOK on May 25, 2006, 07:12:27 AM

Np cock.....very well thought out..I'm sure it took you all the way through recess to think of that. Since you are so impressive: what was the last contest that you competed in and how did you place? I still hear you talking shit, but have yet to see a pic....Hmmm? I have to train some clients now...you, and your circle jerk buddies on here can fill up a couple more pages with shit talking, without backing up anything..until then have fun kids! O by the way my name is Brenton Robinson. I live in Tulsa Ok. The address to my training studio is 10124 B South Sheridan.....Unlike the rest of you I"m not scared to let people know who I am or where they can find me. I train MMA (Wing Chin, Muay Tai, Kali, BJJ) and I'm sure the guys that I train with put up more of a fight in our pratice drills than some internet nerd could do in an all out fight. Come by and prove me wrong any time... I'm sure I won't even break a sweat. Until then prove me wrong on my first challenge....all of you shit talkers post pictures of yourself....Show us all how superior you are to me. I would finish this little paragraph with something about how you have now been "owned" by me....self proclaimed at that, but frankly that is just gay.

*Personal ad alert*

YIP
Zack

gtbro1 · « **Reply #170 on:** May 26, 2006, 04:37:32 AM »

Quote from: sarcasm on May 25, 2006, 07:35:11 AM

all this noise coming from a guy 5'5" 155lbs. with 14 inch arms and 20 inch legs, oh but you're ripped, hahahahahaha, i'm absolutely terrified tell you what PM me, i'm in Missouri not far from you at all, and we'll set up a little "talk", how's that tough guy?

I find it hard to believe that this came from sarcasm...I mean,he seems to take great pride in causing people to melt.down,and challenging someone to fight over the internet is the ultimate form of melting.

DK II · « **Reply #171 on:** May 26, 2006, 04:39:06 AM »

Quote

Don't let your ego hold you back. Ask for advice. Learn from people with more experience than you. Be humble and work your @ss off.

Yeah, why don't you just listen to your own words, NpCock?

http://www.bodybuilders.com/robinson.htm

NPCOK · « **Reply #172 on:** May 26, 2006, 05:21:58 AM »

I hardly ever post in this section because 90% of the people who do are not even bodybuilders or people who are interested in bodybuilding...any type of serious thread turns into a bunch of computer nerds talking shit and trying to get people to "meltdown". This is obviously something they spend alot of their time doing by the fact that they have like 2-3 thousand post in a year. Most of these guys haven't been inside some pussy since they were squirted out of one...I'm guessing this by the fact they are posting all day and all night on a "bodybuilding" forum, and the only person who finds this cool is Napoleon Dynamite's brother who also spends most of his time "surfing the net talking to chicks..." If you mention anything about steroids then it just throws fuel on the fire...the nerds come out of the woodwork to talk shit, and then a bunch of other nerds come flying out of nowhere to jump on the bandwagon and ride these guys nuts. The main point in all of these is to make people "meltdown". I have noticed this over the past few weeks when I would read threads on here and realized how pathetic these guys truly are. Within this one thread, and over the course of one day I have accomplished pisssing off and making most of these nerds "meltdown"....simple people are easy to manipulate. I'm even better than you guys at playing your own little computer nerd games...Ha Ha

DK II · « **Reply #173 on:** May 26, 2006, 05:35:53 AM »

Quote from: NPCOK on May 26, 2006, 05:21:58 AM

I hardly ever post in this section because 90% of the people who do are not even bodybuilders or people who are interested in bodybuilding...any type of serious thread turns into a bunch of computer nerds talking shit and trying to get people to "meltdown". This is obviously something they spend alot of their time doing by the fact that they have like 2-3 thousand post in a year. Most of these guys haven't been inside some pussy since they were squirted out of one...I'm guessing this by the fact they are posting all day and all night on a "bodybuilding" forum, and the only person who finds this cool is Napoleon Dynamite's brother who also spends most of his time "surfing the net talking to chicks..." If you mention anything about steroids then it just throws fuel on the fire...the nerds come out of the woodwork to talk shit, and then a bunch of other nerds come flying out of nowhere to jump on the bandwagon and ride these guys nuts. The main point in all of these is to make people "meltdown". I have noticed this over the past few weeks when I would read threads on here and realized how pathetic these guys truly are. Within this one thread, and over the course of one day I have accomplished pisssing off and making most of these nerds "meltdown"....simple people are easy to manipulate. I'm even better than you guys at playing your own little computer nerd games...Ha Ha

M E L T D O W N

brianmcg123 · « **Reply #174 on:** May 26, 2006, 06:27:37 AM »

Quote from: NPCOK on May 26, 2006, 05:21:58 AM

I hardly ever post in this section because 90% of the people who do are not even bodybuilders or people who are interested in bodybuilding...any type of serious thread turns into a bunch of computer nerds talking shit and trying to get people to "meltdown". This is obviously something they spend alot of their time doing by the fact that they have like 2-3 thousand post in a year. Most of these guys haven't been inside some pussy since they were squirted out of one...I'm guessing this by the fact they are posting all day and all night on a "bodybuilding" forum, and the only person who finds this cool is Napoleon Dynamite's brother who also spends most of his time "surfing the net talking to chicks..." If you mention anything about steroids then it just throws fuel on the fire...the nerds come out of the woodwork to talk shit, and then a bunch of other nerds come flying out of nowhere to jump on the bandwagon and ride these guys nuts. The main point in all of these is to make people "meltdown". I have noticed this over the past few weeks when I would read threads on here and realized how pathetic these guys truly are. Within this one thread, and over the course of one day I have accomplished pisssing off and making most of these nerds "meltdown"....simple people are easy to manipulate. I'm even better than you guys at playing your own little computer nerd games...Ha Ha

Take a chill pill. Get you a couple of Coney's. You'll feel better.

Author Topic: Rude Questions People Ask Me (Read 28642 times)

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