Author Topic: Brutal Gym Monster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 4216 times)

sarcasm · « **on:** May 26, 2006, 01:30:32 PM »

saw an absolute beast in the gym today, 6'1" 155lbs. ripped wearing a skin tight Hardcore t-shirt get a spot on close grip benches with 155 for 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

benchthis · « **Reply #1 on:** May 26, 2006, 01:33:06 PM »

you jizzed your pants didnt you

Mars · « **Reply #2 on:** May 26, 2006, 01:34:37 PM »

Haha i bet he had a bandana on his head too.

dookie · « **Reply #3 on:** May 26, 2006, 01:35:49 PM »

Quote from: Mars on May 26, 2006, 01:34:37 PM

Haha i bet he had a bandana on his head too.

i think the bandana on the head might just be the worst thing you can wear to a gym.

haider · « **Reply #4 on:** May 26, 2006, 01:36:10 PM »

Quote from: benchthis on May 26, 2006, 01:33:06 PM

you jizzed your pants didnt you

from the detailed description it seems that would be true

sarcasm · « **Reply #5 on:** May 26, 2006, 01:37:57 PM »

Quote from: haider on May 26, 2006, 01:36:10 PM

from the detailed description it seems that would be true

translation=i'm just like the above mentioned pencilneck.

Always Sore · « **Reply #6 on:** May 26, 2006, 01:41:26 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on May 26, 2006, 01:30:32 PM

saw an absolute beast in the gym today, 6'1" 155lbs. ripped wearing a skin tight Hardcore t-shirt get a spot on close grip benches with 155 for 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DEAR WORKOUT JOURNAL,

today i was at the gym again, like normal trolling the bathroom for guys, when i actually did try to ..you know life those heavy things..weights i think...when some guy ask me for a spot...heart all but stopped he was cute 6'1 155 swimmers body i almost fainted.i got to stand over him while he was doing some benchies it was all i could do not to lick him from head to toe...well got to go online and act like a man...ha ha ha if they only knew workout journal...

sarcasm

Man of Steel · « **Reply #7 on:** May 26, 2006, 01:42:58 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on May 26, 2006, 01:30:32 PM

saw an absolute beast in the gym today, 6'1" 155lbs. ripped wearing a skin tight Hardcore t-shirt get a spot on close grip benches with 155 for 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Toxic Avenger do next Sarcasm?

sarcasm · « **Reply #8 on:** May 26, 2006, 01:43:06 PM »

Quote from: Always Sore on May 26, 2006, 01:41:26 PM

DEAR WORKOUT JOURNAL,

today i was at the gym again, like normal trolling the bathroom for guys, when i actually did try to ..you know life those heavy things..weights i think...when some guy ask me for a spot...heart all but stopped he was cute 6'1 155 swimmers body i almost fainted.i got to stand over him while he was doing some benchies it was all i could do not to lick him from head to toe...well got to go online and act like a man...ha ha ha if they only knew workout journal...

sarcasm

pretty good but you left out the part where you went to the locker room and manually collected sperm samples for "nitrogen balance" tests.

Always Sore · « **Reply #9 on:** May 26, 2006, 01:45:04 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on May 26, 2006, 01:43:06 PM

pretty good but you left out the part where you went to the locker room and manually collected sperm samples for "nitrogen balance" tests.

next time i will try to get your journal entry right.

haider · « **Reply #10 on:** May 26, 2006, 01:45:54 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on May 26, 2006, 01:37:57 PM

translation=i'm just like the above mentioned pencilneck.

Truer words never have and never will be heard from sarcasm again, hahahaha

ieffinhatecardio · « **Reply #11 on:** May 26, 2006, 01:47:35 PM »

Was Croatch with you? Did you two fight over who would start this thread?

Man of Steel · « **Reply #12 on:** May 26, 2006, 01:52:59 PM »

Quote from: Always Sore on May 26, 2006, 01:41:26 PM

DEAR WORKOUT JOURNAL,

today i was at the gym again, like normal trolling the bathroom for guys, when i actually did try to ..you know life those heavy things..weights i think...when some guy ask me for a spot...heart all but stopped he was cute 6'1 155 swimmers body i almost fainted.i got to stand over him while he was doing some benchies it was all i could do not to lick him from head to toe...well got to go online and act like a man...ha ha ha if they only knew workout journal...

sarcasm

You left out the part where Sarcasm leaves the gym and goes to assfvck your sister.

Always Sore · « **Reply #13 on:** May 26, 2006, 02:02:53 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on May 26, 2006, 01:52:59 PM

You left out the part where Sarcasm leaves the gym and goes to assfvck your sister.

translation for MOS

DEAR WORKOUT JOURNAL,

after i left the gym i was so hot and bothered i stopped by MOS house and we took turns banging each other like a rusty gate...he really is my best pal and i love when we bang each other and then pretend online we not the biggest ass buddies. also i stopped by always sores sisters house for a recipe but she was not home so i guess that "thank you for sucking my cock bunt cake" i am planning for MOS will have to wait.

sarcasm

ps 1 love MOS

your right MOS it does add to the story thanks.

pumpster · « **Reply #14 on:** May 26, 2006, 04:59:19 PM »

Quote

saw an absolute beast in the gym today, 6'1" 155lbs. ripped wearing a skin tight Hardcore t-shirt get a spot on close grip benches with 155 for 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarcasm, looking in the mirror..

sarcasm · « **Reply #15 on:** May 26, 2006, 05:00:17 PM »

Quote from: pumpster on May 26, 2006, 04:59:19 PM

Sarcasm, looking in the mirror..

i'm not that big.

brianX · « **Reply #16 on:** May 26, 2006, 05:03:27 PM »

So did you give Mars a spot, or did you leave him hanging?

War-Horse · « **Reply #17 on:** May 26, 2006, 05:06:02 PM »

Quote from: Always Sore on May 26, 2006, 02:02:53 PM

translation for MOS

DEAR WORKOUT JOURNAL,

after i left the gym i was so hot and bothered i stopped by MOS house and we took turns banging each other like a rusty gate...he really is my best pal and i love when we bang each other and then pretend online we not the biggest ass buddies. also i stopped by always sores sisters house for a recipe but she was not home so i guess that "thank you for sucking my cock bunt cake" i am planning for MOS will have to wait.

sarcasm

ps 1 love MOS

your right MOS it does add to the story thanks.

Im impressed. Always sore can put the smack down if needed.

alexxx · « **Reply #18 on:** May 26, 2006, 05:10:22 PM »

Quote from: Always Sore on May 26, 2006, 02:02:53 PM

translation for MOS

DEAR WORKOUT JOURNAL,

after i left the gym i was so hot and bothered i stopped by MOS house and we took turns banging each other like a rusty gate...he really is my best pal and i love when we bang each other and then pretend online we not the biggest ass buddies. also i stopped by always sores sisters house for a recipe but she was not home so i guess that "thank you for sucking my cock bunt cake" i am planning for MOS will have to wait.

sarcasm

ps 1 love MOS

your right MOS it does add to the story thanks.

Yes this is great sounds just like them thats why its so damn funny. You must be an inside source on them