BIVENS! YOU'RE BACK! I missed you man.

Circumstances: Walter "BoyLove" Bivens has been missing 'teh funny' for about two weeks now. While he is an amusing character/ gimmick, his recent attempts at ownings have scored less points than Titus at the Ironman.
He has been spotted on Getbig.com, posting pictures of himself in a blue thong, and evaluating the girth of other men's penises. Do not attempt to capture Mr. Bivens, as he is typically coated in salty body fluids and watermelon lotion. Often spotted wearing dog collar and gimp accessories (a throwback to his abusive upbringing), he was taken away from his parents in 2002... at their request.
All members are encourages to teach Mr. Bivens the art of 'teh funny' by insulting his homoerotic posing, ignorant posts, and the fact he has the masculinity of a stack of strawberry pancakes..
http://smackdaddymusic.com/missing.htm