Did I ever tell you about that time I went to the bar after a long workout?
I had just completed 20 sets of forearm curls so I just had to go in and show off my pumped vascular forearms. Well I sat down at the bar and this old toothless geezer was sitting at the counter with an alligator under his arm. I'm like, "holy shit man!" He says to me, "say, I bet you I can pull out my dick, put it in the gators mouth, hit him on the head, and he won't bite!" I'm like, "bro, I'm not gay, don't try any gay shit or I'll bounce your ass outta here." So he says, "no man, it's not gay, it's a trick!" So I'm like, "get outta town!" So he proceeds to set this gator on the counter, pull out his dick, sets it in the gator's mouth and donkey punches it. The gator didn't bite him! The guy looks up all proud and shouts, "anybody else wanna try it?

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Danielson's mom shouts from the back of the bar, "I'll try it.....
if you promise not to hit me on the head!"