First Annual Mr. Getbig Details! (updated 8/20)

[danielson]

Why did your dad renege on pulling out of your momma's festering sore?

real funny.

[Oliver Klaushof]

real funny.

When that toothless man at the Circle K pulled out of her mouth did she save the flecks of jizzum that decorated her cheeck? These are the important questions you need to ask. Ask now before it is too late! That toothless man at the Circle K was tricked. He wasn't expecting your mom to pull some crap like that. Saving jizz....

sheesh!

[danielson]

When that toothless man at the Circle K pulled out of her mouth did she save the flecks of jizzum that decorated her cheeck? These are the important questions you need to ask. Ask now before it is too late! That toothless man at the Circle K was tricked. He wasn't expecting your mom to pull some crap like that. Saving jizz....

sheesh!

I don't know what a circle K is Ollie, remember, I don't live in the ghetto. And your humor is worse than your show promoting.

[Oliver Klaushof]

That's where your mother met your father bastard child.

[danielson]

That's where your mother met your father bastard child.

whatever you say, I am so embarassed now why are you reneging your donation again?

[kiwiol]

whatever you say, I am so embarassed now why are you reneging your donation again?

Danielson, since you are so 'interested' in the contest and want it to 'be fair' and all, and since you are so 'well to do', why don't you put up some money of your own, say $ 350 ? And don't say I should do the same cause 1) I don't give 2 shits about the contest and 2) I'm not the one making all the noise and showing the great deal of 'concern' that you seem to be exhibiting.

[danielson]

Danielson, since you are so 'interested' in the contest and want it to 'be fair' and all, and since you are so 'well to do', why don't you put up some money of your own, say $ 350 ? And don't say I should do the same cause 1) I don't give 2 shits about the contest and 2) I'm not the one making all the noise and showing the great deal of 'concern' that you seem to be exhibiting.

If Ollie, Sarcasm , and the rest of the squad does, no problem, I'll even double it.  Do YOU think its right that Ollie reneged?

[Oliver Klaushof]

He's just some 32 year old Vicodin addict. His only claim to fame is he can complain to Ron 24 hours a day. Oh, and Bluto is his buddy.

[danielson]

He's just some 32 year old Vicodin addict. His only claim to fame is he can complain to Ron 24 hours a day. Oh, and Bluto is his buddy.

I am not famous, never said I was. But I wouldn't lose respect over 350 dollars like some broke ass guy, I know.

[Oliver Klaushof]

Is that what happened? The condom broke? hahahaha.

Tell us more 32 year old vicodin addict....

[kiwiol]

If Ollie, Sarcasm , and the rest of the squad does, no problem, I'll even double it.  Do YOU think its right that Ollie reneged?

I don't give a shit about the contest, but I'm not going to stand silently and watch you make all this big noise about 'fairness' etc. BTW, the SQUAD has done WAY MORE than what either of you or your husband Bluto has done. We have True Adonis and Bast competing, Oliver who started the whole thing, Sarcasm who offered to be a judge to make the ratings go through the roof etc, etc.

All you and your husband did was make a lot of noise and complain about 'fairness', 'racism' etc. My question is, since you and your husband are the ones who keep slinging all this shit, esp about Oliver's withdrawal, why not put some money of your own, since you are 'sooooooooooooooooo concerned' about the contest? But of course you wont, since you and the other POS are just a bunch of talkers who don't do shit.

[RUDE BUOY]

When that toothless man at the Circle K pulled out of her mouth did she save the flecks of jizzum that decorated her cheeck? These are the important questions you need to ask. Ask now before it is too late! That toothless man at the Circle K was tricked. He wasn't expecting your mom to pull some crap like that. Saving jizz....

sheesh!

dont sweat him ollie he's a player hater you did good bro fuck these little crying bitches

[danielson]

I don't give a shit about the contest, but I'm not going to stand silently and watch you make all this big noise about 'fairness' etc. BTW, the SQUAD has done WAY MORE than what either of you or your husband Bluto has done. We have True Adonis and Bast competing, Oliver who started the whole thing, Sarcasm who offered to be a judge to make the ratings go through the roof etc, etc.

All you and your husband did was make a lot of noise and complain about 'fairness', 'racism' etc. My question is, since you and your husband are the ones who keep slinging all this shit, esp about Oliver's withdrawal, why not put some money of your own, since you are 'sooooooooooooooooo concerned' about the contest? But of course you wont, since you and the other POS are just a bunch of talkers who don't do shit.

Meltdown.

[RUDE BUOY]

Meltdown.

kiwi is also allowed one a day mod perks 

[kiwiol]

Meltdown.

I knew you'd respond to my post with valid arguments Nice way of wiggling your way out of out of walking the walk, instead of just talking the talk. At least have the decency to admit that you are here to just mouth off, which, BTW, means you shouldn't be saying shit about Oliver.

[Oliver Klaushof]

I don't give a shit about the contest, but I'm not going to stand silently and watch you make all this big noise about 'fairness' etc. BTW, the SQUAD has done WAY MORE than what either of you or your husband Bluto has done. We have True Adonis and Bast competing, Oliver who started the whole thing, Sarcasm who offered to be a judge to make the ratings go through the roof etc, etc.

All you and your husband did was make a lot of noise and complain about 'fairness', 'racism' etc. My question is, since you and your husband are the ones who keep slinging all this shit, esp about Oliver's withdrawal, why not put some money of your own, since you are 'sooooooooooooooooo concerned' about the contest? But of course you wont, since you and the other POS are just a bunch of talkers who don't do shit.

hahahaha. Yes Kiwiol, The Squad has bast competing, modding the business board with TA, you and Rude Boy modding the V, me creating the Mr.Getbig and the Natural board, and Showstopper, Mos, Mars, Sarcasm, et al laying down the ownings hahahahaha. Bluto is mad because the Squad holds all the power here and he's just a loser. We are by FAR the most powerful entity on the boards.

[kiwiol]

hahahaha. Yes Kiwiol, The Squad has bast competing, modding the business board with TA, you and Rude Boy modding the V, me creating the Mr.Getbig and the Natural board, and Showstopper, Mos, Mars, et al laying down the ownings hahahahaha. Bluto is mad because the Squad holds all the power here and he's just a loser. We are by FAR the most powerful entity on the boards.

Hahahaha yes Oliver. I think that the biggest beef both Fagnielson and Blewto have is that not a single one of us will let either or both of them suck us off. Because you see, they are the kind of guys who go around bragging about how they met and had sex with a 'Brad pitt look alike' the night before while out 'clubbing', and who's soiled undies they still have, as they pull it out of their pockets while saying it. Hahahahahaha gayer than product recall.

[Oliver Klaushof]

hahahahaa Yes Kiwiol, Danielson would have jumped at the oppourtunity to join the Squad. Now he's just bitter because he knows deep down he's not good enough to join the ranks of the elite.

[kiwiol]

hahahahaa Yes Kiwiol, Danielson would have jumped at the oppourtunity to join the Squad. Now he's just bitter because he knows deep down he's not good enough to join the ranks of the elite.

Hahahaha yes, not to mention that he's quite upset that the SQUAD won't 'Jump' on him

[Oliver Klaushof]

Did I ever tell you about that time I went to the bar after a long workout?
I had just completed 20 sets of forearm curls so I just had to go in and show off my pumped vascular forearms. Well I sat down at the bar and this old toothless geezer was sitting at the counter with an alligator under his arm. I'm like, "holy shit man!" He says to me, "say, I bet you I can pull out my dick, put it in the gators mouth, hit him on the head, and he won't bite!" I'm like, "bro, I'm not gay, don't try any gay shit or I'll bounce your ass outta here." So he says, "no man, it's not gay, it's a trick!" So I'm like, "get outta town!" So he proceeds to set this gator on the counter, pull out his dick, sets it in the gator's mouth and donkey punches it. The gator didn't bite him! The guy looks up all proud and shouts, "anybody else wanna try it?"






















Danielson's mom shouts from the back of the bar, "I'll try it.....
if you promise not to hit me on the head!"

[RUDE BUOY]

Did I ever tell you about that time I went to the bar after a long workout?
I had just completed 20 sets of forearm curls so I just had to go in and show off my pumped vascular forearms. Well I sat down at the bar and this old toothless geezer was sitting at the counter with an alligator under his arm. I'm like, "holy shit man!" He says to me, "say, I bet you I can pull out my dick, put it in the gators mouth, hit him on the head, and he won't bite!" I'm like, "bro, I'm not gay, don't try any gay shit or I'll bounce your ass outta here." So he says, "no man, it's not gay, it's a trick!" So I'm like, "get outta town!" So he proceeds to set this gator on the counter, pull out his dick, sets it in the gator's mouth and donkey punches it. The gator didn't bite him! The guy looks up all proud and shouts, "anybody else wanna try it?"






















Danielson's mom shouts from the back of the bar, "I'll try it.....
if you promise not to hit me on the head!"

hahahah so true  score one for the squad

[danielson]

It's saturday night so I am taking off, but its nice to see you guys are so obsessed with me. Oh, try to workout today Ollie, you look like shit. And pay the 350$, you pos.

[kiwiol]

It's saturday night so I am taking off, but its nice to see you guys are so obsessed with me. Oh, try to workout today Ollie, you look like shit. And pay the 350$, you pos.

Too bad you can't put up your life savings of $350 simply because you are gonna use it to pay different guys to let you suck them off, hahahahahaha.

[Oliver Klaushof]

Too bad you can't put up your life savings of $350 simply because you are gonna use it to pay different guys to let you suck them off, hahahahahaha.

Oh? I wonder if Bluto is aware of Danielson's infidelity?

[Oliver Klaushof]

It's saturday night so I am taking off, but its nice to see you guys are so obsessed with me. Oh, try to workout today Ollie, you look like shit. And pay the 350$, you pos.

Gotta pic up those Vicodins from the hung doorman Daniel?