for the abuse he has taken here?
Could you imagine Derek in court.......
Derek: Your honor, these assholes on Getbig have hurt my image and my ability to whore myself out.
Judge: How so?
Derek: Well, they claim that I do Gay-4-Pay, when if fact I am completely 100% gay. So my clientele is concerned that I may be sleeping with women, which is not the case at all. I am dedicated to the cock, and only the cock.
Judge: Continue....
Derek: Your honor, they call me bald and claim that I wear a hair piece......
Judge; Well, isn't that a rug on your head?
Derek: Yes it is, your honor. But that is beside the point. It ruins my reputation. Nobody wants a balding manwhore......
Judge: I see.
Derek: They say that I live in a trailer.
Judge: Well, do you?
Derek: Yes, I do.
Judge: I don't see what the problem is. Sounds to me like you're a cock sucking, manwhoring, strip teasin', ass greasin, balding, trailer park livin' fag.......get out of my court room.
Derek: Could I interest you in a blow job?
Judge: Get out! OUT!!