Author Topic: What's next, Derek Anthony suing Getbig........... (Read 7140 times)

gordiano · « **on:** June 13, 2006, 02:30:58 PM »

for the abuse he has taken here?

Could you imagine Derek in court.......

Derek: Your honor, these assholes on Getbig have hurt my image and my ability to whore myself out.

Judge: How so?

Derek: Well, they claim that I do Gay-4-Pay, when if fact I am completely 100% gay. So my clientele is concerned that I may be sleeping with women, which is not the case at all. I am dedicated to the cock, and only the cock.

Judge: Continue....

Derek: Your honor, they call me bald and claim that I wear a hair piece......

Judge; Well, isn't that a rug on your head?

Derek: Yes it is, your honor. But that is beside the point. It ruins my reputation. Nobody wants a balding manwhore......

Judge: I see.

Derek: They say that I live in a trailer.

Judge: Well, do you?

Derek: Yes, I do.

Judge: I don't see what the problem is. Sounds to me like you're a cock sucking, manwhoring, strip teasin', ass greasin, balding, trailer park livin' fag.......get out of my court room.

Derek: Could I interest you in a blow job?

Judge: Get out! OUT!!

240 is Back · « **Reply #1 on:** June 13, 2006, 02:31:34 PM »

LOL @ Judge: Get out! OUT!!

Blockhead · « **Reply #2 on:** June 13, 2006, 02:37:27 PM »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

POST of the YEAR!!!

HAHAHAHA!!! I almost swallowed my giant fat plug of Skoal Wintergreen just now...HAHAHAHA!!!!!

gordiano you're my fkn hero! Holla!

gordiano · « **Reply #3 on:** June 13, 2006, 02:42:28 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on June 13, 2006, 02:41:21 PM

You are SOOOO SUED! Kamali is gonna give DA his lawyer's number.

I wonder how Derek will "pay" for the services....

Chico_Holiday · « **Reply #4 on:** June 13, 2006, 02:44:23 PM »

The gay community should sue Derek for defamation of character!!

rocket · « **Reply #5 on:** June 13, 2006, 02:45:54 PM »

Derek only comes here for subscriptions from lurking musclebears to his site.

NeverTrustABlonde · « **Reply #6 on:** June 13, 2006, 02:48:32 PM »

that's priceless

Blockhead · « **Reply #7 on:** June 13, 2006, 03:03:18 PM »

When it comes to 'exposing' Derek for what he really is...nobody holds it down better than gordiano...mofo makes a BlockHead giggle!

'NeverTrustaBlonde'? Change it to 'NeverTrustaWomanwithaLow erbackTattoo'

Might be too long...

gordiano · « **Reply #8 on:** June 13, 2006, 03:04:24 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on June 13, 2006, 03:03:18 PM

When it comes to 'exposing' Derek for what he really is...nobody holds it down better than gordiano...mofo makes a BlockHead giggle!

'NeverTrustaBlonde'? Change it to 'NeverTrustaWomanwithaLow erbackTattoo'

Might be too long...

Or nevertrustawomanwhobreat hes........

Blockhead · « **Reply #9 on:** June 13, 2006, 03:08:43 PM »

Funniest post, gordiano...when that one player from a month ago was looking for a guest poser at some show in MO...then all a sudden BOOM...you posted that pic of Derek w/ the orange thong. Hahahahahahahaha!!!

That dude was pissed! Hahahaha!

I smell a lawsuit from Adam Reiche to Derek...for theft of innocence.

ether · « **Reply #10 on:** June 13, 2006, 04:27:56 PM »

Quote from: Chico_Holiday on June 13, 2006, 02:44:23 PM

The gay community should sue Derek for defamation of character!!

LOL

The makers of synthol and rogaine are also suing Derek Anthony.

sarcasm · « **Reply #11 on:** June 13, 2006, 04:28:32 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on June 13, 2006, 04:27:03 PM

What? I heard he's a good "poser."

hahahaha, monster DNA on his 70 year old trick's expensive refridgerator.

gordiano · « **Reply #12 on:** June 13, 2006, 04:31:42 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on June 13, 2006, 04:28:32 PM

hahahaha, monster DNA on his 70 year old trick's expensive refridgerator.

I love how the dollar bills are stuffed into his orange thong................

monster earning!

alexxx · « **Reply #13 on:** June 13, 2006, 04:40:34 PM »

LMAO! My cheeks are sore now!

Rambone · « **Reply #14 on:** June 13, 2006, 04:54:22 PM »

Gordiano is the man, never an unfunny post from this guy

sarcasm · « **Reply #15 on:** June 13, 2006, 05:01:05 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on June 13, 2006, 04:31:42 PM

I love how the dollar bills are stuffed into his orange thong................

monster earning!

hahahaha, those dollar bills remind me of what the dude said in 40 Year Old Virgin about the Box 'o Porn, so many jizz stains on them you can see them from space.

canyoufeeltheforce · « **Reply #16 on:** June 13, 2006, 05:07:02 PM »

We have just had a talk at work about Equality and Diversity . It is PC gone mad . Basically if you underminer someone's self esteem you will be repremanded . We would not go to court for such slurs in the work place.
We would simply be sacked .

300 · « **Reply #17 on:** June 13, 2006, 05:31:34 PM »

I second the motion for post of the year!

NeverTrustABlonde · « **Reply #18 on:** June 13, 2006, 06:27:14 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on June 13, 2006, 03:03:18 PM

When it comes to 'exposing' Derek for what he really is...nobody holds it down better than gordiano...mofo makes a BlockHead giggle!

'NeverTrustaBlonde'? Change it to 'NeverTrustaWomanwithaLow erbackTattoo'

Might be too long...

or NeverTrustAManBendingOve rInAG-String......

phyxsius · « **Reply #19 on:** June 13, 2006, 06:43:13 PM »

That's the funniest post I ever read in Getbig.. You're the man gordiano!!

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #20 on:** June 13, 2006, 06:44:56 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on June 13, 2006, 04:27:03 PM

What? I heard he's a good "poser."

jesus that butt is big

phyxsius · « **Reply #21 on:** June 13, 2006, 06:47:28 PM »

Quote from: bigdumbbell on June 13, 2006, 06:44:56 PM

jesus that butt is big

He's getting ready for figure competition..

thisiskeith12 · « **Reply #22 on:** June 13, 2006, 07:07:33 PM »

You guys crack me up!

Wombat · « **Reply #23 on:** June 13, 2006, 08:57:24 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on June 13, 2006, 05:01:05 PM

hahahaha, those dollar bills remind me of what the dude said in 40 Year Old Virgin about the Box 'o Porn, so many jizz stains on them you can see them from space.

that was a funny ass movie...I just saw The Ringer the other day and caught a good laugh...

Big Worm · « **Reply #24 on:** June 13, 2006, 10:01:20 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on June 13, 2006, 02:30:58 PM

for the abuse he has taken here?

Could you imagine Derek in court.......

Derek: Your honor, these assholes on Getbig have hurt my image and my ability to whore myself out.

Judge: How so?

Derek: Well, they claim that I do Gay-4-Pay, when if fact I am completely 100% gay. So my clientele is concerned that I may be sleeping with women, which is not the case at all. I am dedicated to the cock, and only the cock.

Judge: Continue....

Derek: Your honor, they call me bald and claim that I wear a hair piece......

Judge; Well, isn't that a rug on your head?

Derek: Yes it is, your honor. But that is beside the point. It ruins my reputation. Nobody wants a balding manwhore......

Judge: I see.

Derek: They say that I live in a trailer.

Judge: Well, do you?

Derek: Yes, I do.

Judge: I don't see what the problem is. Sounds to me like you're a cock sucking, manwhoring, strip teasin', ass greasin, balding, trailer park livin' fag.......get out of my court room.

Derek: Could I interest you in a blow job?

Judge: Get out! OUT!!

GOOD STUFF !!

Author Topic: What's next, Derek Anthony suing Getbig........... (Read 7140 times)

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