Perception of bodybuilders....................

[sarcasm]

saw something today that made me laugh to myself, we've got a new "trainer" at our gym, 5'10" 185lbs. shaved head, competition tan, walks with the worst case of imaginary lat syndrome i've ever seen, huge gym bag slung over the shoulders, gallon of water,5lb. container of whey protein, the days meals all packed, he was walking with his huge bag of food to the microwave and i said, "damn dude you've got enough food to feed an army" now mind you that this kid is about a buck eighty five, so he says, "yeah....you've gotta eat to grow" hahahahaha, are you f.ucking kidding me? i said, "yeah....i know what you mean" i asked him later if he had a tribal tattoo on his arm so he pulls up the sleeve on his massive 15 inch right bicep and says, "yep", no wonder normal people think bb'ers are such jackasses.

[240 is Back]

Hey, it's good that Liftstudios is back in the gym.  Tell him I said hey.

[sarcasm]

Hey, it's good that Liftstudios is back in the gym.  Tell him I said hey.

hahahaha, but in all seriousness can you imagine how miserable this kid makes his family.

[240 is Back]

hahahaha, but in all seriousness can you imagine how miserable this kid makes his family.

he probably tells mom he can't chip in on rent this week or his physique will suffer.

[Dingleberry]

There's a trainer just like that at my gym (minus the shaved head). Looks like a complete tool.

* edit - Forgot to mention he has the rolled up sleeves as well. 

[sarcasm]

he probably tells mom he can't chip in on rent this week or his physique will suffer.

i might be able to understand if this kid was some huge 280lb. mass monster but like i said he's small, can you imagine him at family barbecues with his tupperware container of chicken and rice, hahaha.

[Stavios]

I was like that a couple of years ago in high school 

[anvil]

i might be able to understand if this kid was some huge 280lb. mass monster but like i said he's small, can you imagine him at family barbecues with his tupperware container of chicken and rice, hahaha.

yes, with his silverware in his fanny pack and goofy baggy pants tucked into his otomix, telling all his cousins how they can get huge just like him

[sarcasm]

I was like that a couple of years ago in high school 

funny thing is 90 percent of the time it's 18-26 year olds, maybe they don't realize that they can do all of that shit but they're still small.

[Stavios]

funny thing is 90 percent of the time it's 18-26 year olds, maybe they don't realize that they can do all of that shit but they're still small.

Very true but when I was 15 I was like 170 lbs and I was in better shape than 99% of other people at school. I tought I was a fucking monster ! hahaha

Right now I am 230 and I feel small as shit

[Earl1972]

Right now I am 230 and I feel small as shit

damn bigorexia

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[davidpaul]

I hope that kids getting his 600 grammes of protein

[gordiano]

saw something today that made me laugh to myself, we've got a new "trainer" at our gym, 5'10" 185lbs. shaved head, competition tan, walks with the worst case of imaginary lat syndrome i've ever seen, huge gym bag slung over the shoulders, gallon of water,5lb. container of whey protein, the days meals all packed, he was walking with his huge bag of food to the microwave and i said, "damn dude you've got enough food to feed an army" now mind you that this kid is about a buck eighty five, so he says, "yeah....you've gotta eat to grow" hahahahaha, are you f.ucking kidding me? i said, "yeah....i know what you mean" i asked him later if he had a tribal tattoo on his arm so he pulls up the sleeve on his massive 15 inch right bicep and says, "yep", no wonder normal people think bb'ers are such jackasses.

Sounds like every jackass at my gym..............

[bigtraps]

funny thing is 90 percent of the time it's 18-26 year olds, maybe they don't realize that they can do all of that shit but they're still small.

Oh no.  I have a dork at my gym that's in his late 40's early 50's like this.  Except he is at about 30+% bodyfat.  Dresses like a 16 year old...  Oh I could go on about this idiot.

[jaejonna]

This dude at my gym was doing shoulders today, and yesterday he was doing chest..and on both days he did bicepts.. i was thinking does he know that he can work out his legs and back...but he was soo roided out and obnoxiously laughing to himself while on the bluetooth..so old dude looked at him and said..."I want to drop a 45 on his head"  that made me laugh...

All the while the Ballys rep is walking around with these fat black girls and their like ...ewwwwww look at him .... i hate ballys i want to die ..in december I shall be free at last, thank God almight I am free at last!!!

[Naked4Jesus]

I hope that kids getting his 600 grammes of protein

Oh... he is, and straight from the tap!

[Laura Lee]

I was like that a couple of years ago in high school 

I'm like that now. 

[Tre]

i might be able to understand if this kid was some huge 280lb. mass monster but like i said he's small, can you imagine him at family barbecues with his tupperware container of chicken and rice, hahaha.

What's wrong with the kid deciding to stick to his selection of meals instead of taking a break and enjoying the barbecue with the rest of the family? 

I don't see your reasoning. 

[IFBBwannaB]

saw something today that made me laugh to myself, we've got a new "trainer" at our gym, 5'10" 185lbs. shaved head, competition tan, walks with the worst case of imaginary lat syndrome i've ever seen, huge gym bag slung over the shoulders, gallon of water,5lb. container of whey protein, the days meals all packed, he was walking with his huge bag of food to the microwave and i said, "damn dude you've got enough food to feed an army" now mind you that this kid is about a buck eighty five, so he says, "yeah....you've gotta eat to grow" hahahahaha, are you f.ucking kidding me? i said, "yeah....i know what you mean" i asked him later if he had a tribal tattoo on his arm so he pulls up the sleeve on his massive 15 inch right bicep and says, "yep", no wonder normal people think bb'ers are such jackasses.

So you are trying to laugh at him because he is well orginiazed and plan his meals and all?

Yeah...you surely dont rely on the juice alone....

[Gordon_Gekko]

I've noticed that I've been almost obsessively pointing these gym dweebs out to myself for a couple of months now...

For instance, when I see an effeminate pansy in little short shorts doing cable leg kicks, I think to myself "Brutal masculinity!" or "Awesome heterosexuality!".

When I come across some pencilneck geek with 14 inch pythons (complete with tribal tattoo) doing 15lb db kickbacks, I immediately think "Monster triceps!", not to mention "Epic coolness!" or "Stupendous originality!" or "Devastating uniqueness!" regarding the ink job.

What's really bad is that I'm actually starting to say these things out loud to people...

[HUGEPECS]

This dude at my gym was doing shoulders today, and yesterday he was doing chest..and on both days he did bicepts.. i was thinking does he know that he can work out his legs and back...but he was soo roided out and obnoxiously laughing to himself while on the bluetooth..so old dude looked at him and said..."I want to drop a 45 on his head"  that made me laugh...

All the while the Ballys rep is walking around with these fat black girls and their like ...ewwwwww look at him .... i hate ballys i want to die ..in december I shall be free at last, thank God almight I am free at last!!!

LOL...IS IT ME, OR IS IT JUST THAT MOST BALLY'S THAT I VISITED HAVE NO MORE THAN 80 OR 90LBS DUMBELLS, THE MOST I EVER SEEN AT A BALLY'S WAS 110LBS DUMBELLS. I KNOW WHY GOLD'S GYM WILL ALWAYS BE MY PLACE TO GET SWOLLEN...

[Tre]

...no wonder normal people think bb'ers are such jackasses.

Do you consider yourself to be 'normal', or are you a bodybuilder?

[Kegdrainer]

15 inch bicep at his height would yield about 480 grams of protein.  Save the triceps for tomorrow's preworkout meal.

[The Showstoppa]

15 inch bicep at his height would yield about 480 grams of protein.  Save the triceps for tomorrow's preworkout meal.

KEGHEAD is back !!!!!!!  Did the carnival leave town with the rest of your family?

[ManBearPig...]

This dude at my gym was doing shoulders today, and yesterday he was doing chest..and on both days he did bicepts.. i was thinking does he know that he can work out his legs and back...but he was soo roided out and obnoxiously laughing to himself while on the bluetooth..so old dude looked at him and said..."I want to drop a 45 on his head"  that made me laugh...

All the while the Ballys rep is walking around with these fat black girls and their like ...ewwwwww look at him .... i hate ballys i want to die ..in december I shall be free at last, thank God almight I am free at last!!!

i just paid my balance off yesterday.
9/9 for me baby!