hahah I wear my jeans where they are supposed to be worn, above your hips. They are 32Wx34L.
Again, Jealous as they day is long.
Jealous?
What exactly is anyone jealous of?
You look like a hobbit, you have the goofiest hairdo I've ever seen.
You're fat and God played a cruel genetic joke on you when you were born.
Please, tell us what anyone has to be jealous of?