Shaved forearms at the Vitamin Shoppe?

[Hugo Chavez]

I want to shave my ass...  How the hell do you do this without risk of slicing into a hemorrhoid I got such a hairy ass I can't crap without making a big mess   I'll ask them next time I go into the Shoppe

[Rome]

Shaved forearms??? WTF
Reading some of these post ALWAYS makes me feel better about my own life because I've got way too much going on to notice some dudes hairless forearms! What the fuck is wrong with you guys? In the words of the great William Shatner
"GET A LIFE!"

[Bluto]

good point. i dont think i've ever been into a store and noticed the staff shaving their forearms

[BroadStreetBruiser]

Bluto shut the fuck up. Go raise some money for Somalia or something

[FreshMintBlue]

i bet when you're actually at the shop you're overwhelmed at their size and expertise and you're all friendly and you too, use the word BRO all the time, it's only later when you go home and feel you've been ripped off you come here and bash them.

i bet you shave your forearms as well!

Like we really give a shit...

[SS]

Thats called scare tactics...superstar appears to be a big dude and intimidated this dork into a discount hahaha.

exactly!...but seriously he had the worse case of acne i've ever seen. bloody zits are nasty no matter how buff you are

[LuciusFox]

Shaved forearms??? WTF
Reading some of these post ALWAYS makes me feel better about my own life because I've got way too much going on to notice some dudes hairless forearms! What the f**k is wrong with you guys? In the words of the great William Shatner
"GET A LIFE!"

 It probably stands out because everyone does it there

[Adam Empire]

I agree.  Why anybody with any kind of internet access shops at GNC is beyond me.  Monster markup!

This is the part of the post where I plug www.dpsnutrition.net 

DPS is where I shop too!  Awesome prices and selection!

[ribonucleic]

I'm going to have to go to a Vitamin Shoppe now and see this for myself.

[SS]

I agree.  Why anybody with any kind of internet access shops at GNC is beyond me.  Monster markup!

This is the part of the post where I plug www.dpsnutrition.net 

I don't see the difference. once you include shipping it was the pretty much around the same price.....plus I got to feel the pump immediately!

[Blockhead]

hahah, anyone notice how these little pukes in the supplement stores try and talk down to you as if you don't know shit about anything when you're obviously 100x better than they are?  "so what're your goals, are you looking to lose some body fat while gaining some muscle?" hahahha, thanks you 160lb geek, please lay it all out for me, you're my saviour!!!!!

i worked at a supplement store in college and while 90% of the people who came looked shitty to somewhat decent, i still didnt talk down to even them.  i just asked them if they had and questions and told them i'd help them if they needed it.  and when the guys came in that were far ahead of me i'd just point them in the direction of whatever they were asking to buy.  but these fucking kids with their GNC shirts and nametags think they're Supplement Sheriff's in the Wild Workout West here to clean up the town!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  yeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaa

 "Supplement Sheriff's in the Wild Workout West here to clean up the town!!!"

 ROFLMAO!!! Quote of the year! Well said, Sir...

[gordiano]

Hey genius,
    GNC gives refunds on used products, so if you're that poor: buy it, use it, return w/in 30 days for a full refund.  Free sups, doesn't get any cheaper than that, unless you're sponsered and they pay you to take it.  Funny thing is even for free it is a rip off, it's just 21st century snake oil.

-sS

You're fucking kidding me?

Man, I gotta try that sometime.........

What do you tell them? This shit didn't work, or something?

[sarcasm]

You're fucking kidding me?

Man, I gotta try that sometime.........

What do you tell them? This shit didn't work, or something?

problem is you could only do it at the same store two or three times max and then find other stores and hope that they don't call each other and give them the heads up.

[gordiano]

problem is you could only do it at the same store two or three times max and then find other stores and hope that they don't call each other and give them the heads up.

Hmm......very true. Unless, I have someone else go for me every month!!!!!!

[Sir William Idol]

or you can do what i did in high school......carefully peel away (or you can steam it off with an iron)  the protective styrofoam cover under the top of whatever you buy (if it has one, the creatine used to) and then dump out all the stuff into another container......then fill it back up with sugar and glue the styrofoam protective thing back on and return it as new.   with this method it's better to buy a multiple items at the same time and do them all so you wont have to be back for awhile.  but they probably wont hassle you if its new.  


then you can enjoy looking out over your fellow gym compatriots and snicker at which one's getting fatter off all that sugar he thought was creatine.

[sarcasm]

Hmm......very true. Unless, I have someone else go for me every month!!!!!!

look at it this way, if you live in a decent sized city , mine has 2 million or so counting the suburban metro area, you probably have 20 stores or so to go to, New York, Chicago or L.A. probably has more like 50 or so, that could be quite a few free containers of supplements.

[shiftedShapes]

look at it this way, if you live in a decent sized city , mine has 2 million or so counting the suburban metro area, you probably have 20 stores or so to go to, New York, Chicago or L.A. probably has more like 50 or so, that could be quite a few free containers of supplements.

exactly

you also have their policy on your side so they may give you a hard time, but read the back of the receipt they are obligated to give you a refund if you are disatisfied for any reason (within 30 days of purchase).  So say whatever you want.  I always just say it gave me digestive upset.  That's a good one because people usually don't want more information.

[gordiano]

exactly

you also have their policy on your side so they may give you a hard time, but read the back of the receipt they are obligated to give you a refund if you are disatisfied for any reason (within 30 days of purchase).  So say whatever you want.  I always just say it gave me digestive upset.  That's a good one because people usually don't want more information.

Sweet!!!!!!

This NO-XPLODE gave me the NO XPLOSIONS!

[danielson]

exactly

you also have their policy on your side so they may give you a hard time, but read the back of the receipt they are obligated to give you a refund if you are disatisfied for any reason (within 30 days of purchase).  So say whatever you want.  I always just say it gave me digestive upset.  That's a good one because people usually don't want more information.

what if you use most of the bottle?

[sarcasm]

what if you use most of the bottle?

doesn't matter, i think it just has to have a little bit left.

[danielson]

doesn't matter, i think it just has to have a little bit left.

holy shit, you were actually cool to me!!!

[danielson]

holy shit, you were actually cool to me!!!

now, how about those stats, chubby?

[sarcasm]

now, how about those stats, chubby?

all bullshit aside, 5'11" 233lbs. not sure on the bodyfat but i'm sure it's above 15 percent, i can see the outlines of abs on the sides but that's it.

[danielson]

all bullshit aside, 5'11" 233lbs. not sure on the bodyfat but i'm sure it's above 15 percent, i can see the outlines of abs on the sides but that's it.

I could say a bunch of shit, but you're honest and I suggest we keep our fucking with each other at a "fun" level, what do ya say?

[gordiano]

doesn't matter, i think it just has to have a little bit left.

Cool, I'll just dump some fucking kool aid in there..........