Author Topic: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros  (Read 57327 times)

240 is Back

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 102387
  • Complete website for only $300- www.300website.com
Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #50 on: July 02, 2006, 08:17:03 AM »
your "made up" wife

2 for 2, champ! 

kyomu

  • Competitors
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 16407
  • トホカミエミタメ ハラヒタマヒ キヨメタマフ
Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #51 on: July 02, 2006, 08:17:41 AM »
epic broken English.
Whats up american patriot who believe that English is the only language spoken on earth?
If you come to Japanese and spanish bbs with your broken Japanese and Spanish,I dont treat you like this.
See the world kid.

DK II

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 31269
  • Call me 4 steroids: 571-332-2588 or 571-249-4163
Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #52 on: July 02, 2006, 08:27:54 AM »
epic broken English.

epic ignorance of hispanic major minority in the US.

SteelePegasus

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 7829
  • Life, death, in between is getbig.com
Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #53 on: July 02, 2006, 08:31:51 AM »
pro: "See i have fans in the Military as well :) "
reality: I failed the height requirement to join up, so I joined the boy scouts in Australia

"good day mate"
Here comes the money shot

LuciusFox

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 8775
Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #54 on: July 02, 2006, 09:27:12 AM »
   And the saga continues..... ;D

WillRiker

  • Getbig II
  • **
  • Posts: 268
  • Getbig!
Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #55 on: July 02, 2006, 01:45:13 PM »

Bear

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1602
  • Getbig!
Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #56 on: July 02, 2006, 03:27:44 PM »
IMO, a happy,. secure person could look at the sport and have a laugh at the many lies, deceptions, and image fonts that go on.  And yes, still be a fan.

The unhappy/insecure person would be the one who propagates these lies by blindly believing everything a pro says, no matter how unreasonable or straight unbelievable.

Meltdown?

Would a happy, secure person write this? lol

Playboy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 11318
  • If the bar ain't bending, you're just pretending
Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #57 on: July 03, 2006, 04:34:28 AM »
TOP TEN LIST

Lie#1: Multi-million dollar endorsement deals.
Reality: $50,000 a year before taxes and loans from girlfriends plus additional $20,000 in gay-for-pay work.

Lie #2. "Near-Misses" for major movie roles.
Reality: "Hollywood Agent" won't even return your calls.

Lie#3: Huge retirement accounts and early retirement.
Reality: Penniless and looking to make a "comeback".

Lie #4. Owning MTV-Crib-like homes.
Reality: Renting IKEA-furnished apartments "near the beach".

Lie#5: Spanking new Hummers and Mercedes.
Reality: Leased or loaned vehicles pimped out with $30,000 in stereo, speaker, and rim upgrades.

Lie#6: Hugely profitable "side businesses".
Reality: Selling drugs to friends, family, and gymrats.

Lie#7. Active social lives filled with charitable donations and volunteer work.
Reality: Every minute not spent in the gym is spent "reading what those getbig losers are saying about me"

Lie#8: Writing magazine articles revealing training, diet, and supplement "secrets"
Reality: Approving ghost-written articles, laughing, and finding new injection spots.

Lie#9: Claiming drugs are only 2-3% of the picture.
Reality: Drugs are 97-98% of the picture.

Lie#10: Claiming to be "friends" with writers, promoters, supplement company owners, judges, and fellow competitors.
Reality: Everyone in the industry is a "taker" or "user" looking only to fatten either their wallet or ego at your expense.

Special "WeedOutTheEyelinerQueen" Ed
#12
Lie: "I'm Clean"
Reality: HGH, IGF1, Insilin, Testosterone, A50's, d-bol, etc,etc,etc.

SteelePegasus

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 7829
  • Life, death, in between is getbig.com
Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #58 on: July 03, 2006, 05:15:01 AM »
I love how the pros avoid posting in a thread like this

PROS step up and post something....
Here comes the money shot

ribonucleic

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 5158
  • I bring you ultimate reality!
Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #59 on: July 03, 2006, 08:21:46 AM »
Lie #19 (?) : "Sukr-Bayt is the most awesome mass-building supplement I've ever used!"
Reality: Sukr-Bayt said they'd pay me $1,000 to smile while holding up a can of their useless crap. I'm still waiting for the check.

Lie #20 : "I owe my recent improvements to Chad's nutritional guidance."
Reality: Chad has better drug connections than that guy at the gym I was buying from.

Lie #21 : "When I hit the gym, I have the mindset of a warrior."
Reality: I'm narcissistic enough to believe that medium-weight squats with spotters are an act of physical courage.




Naked4Jesus

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1598
  • You can save a IFBB Pro today by donating a kidney
Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #60 on: July 03, 2006, 08:56:33 AM »
Lie # 22  NitroglicerineTech helped me add 2 inches of muscle to my arm.
Reality:  Those spot injections seem to be doing the trick

Lie # 23  I give myself a wedgie onstage to show off my gluteal striations
Reality:   I love the feeling of having something rubbing my anus.

Lie # 24  I often meet and greet fans to promote the sport.
Reality:   Squeezing in an extra gay4pay muscle worship session will help me pay for my nubain habbit.

ribonucleic

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 5158
  • I bring you ultimate reality!
Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #61 on: July 03, 2006, 09:13:43 AM »
Lie #25: "by Ronnie Coleman"
Reality: "by a Flex magazine staff member who can actually write"

HUGEPECS

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 4061
  • School of Hard knocks Gym
Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #62 on: July 03, 2006, 09:24:03 AM »
THEY ALL CLAIMS THEY CAN LIFT A TON
Get Big, or Die Trying

wordy

  • Getbig III
  • ***
  • Posts: 629
Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #63 on: July 03, 2006, 09:27:30 AM »
Lie # 26: I nearly died for you bitches
Reality: I nearly died because of teh Chad

alexxx

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 10129
  • Don't hate..
Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #64 on: July 03, 2006, 09:30:08 AM »
#25      Craid and Kelly after party special rocked the house!
            I now have a hamster stuck in my ass but am happy that I finally lost my verginity to an animal.
just push some weight!

ribonucleic

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 5158
  • I bring you ultimate reality!
Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #65 on: July 03, 2006, 09:35:15 AM »
Lie #27 : "100% Not Guilty"
Reality : I'm as innocent as the other guy who said that.

anvil

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 2068
Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #66 on: July 03, 2006, 09:36:10 AM »
Lie #25: "by Ronnie Coleman"
Reality: "by a Flex magazine staff member who can actually write"

LMAO  ;D

Actual article written by Ronnie:  "First I lifts me summada big ass dumbells fo' a few reps... den i sez "yeah buddy" fo a few mo' reps... mebbe I do some cardio in dat hot-ass room 'bout a hunnad degrees in da shade fo' a while... an dass basically it.  Heavy ass weight all da time an if you don' get big frum dat, you ain't gonna get big baby."


alexxx

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 10129
  • Don't hate..
Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #67 on: July 03, 2006, 09:39:34 AM »
LMAO  ;D

Actual article written by Ronnie:  "First I lifts me summada big ass dumbells fo' a few reps... den i sez "yeah buddy" fo a few mo' reps... mebbe I do some cardio in dat hot-ass room 'bout a hunnad degrees in da shade fo' a while... an dass basically it.  Heavy ass weight all da time an if you don' get big frum dat, you ain't gonna get big baby."



lol that is great advice! i like that better than the ghost written atiqlses! ;D
just push some weight!

240 is Back

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 102387
  • Complete website for only $300- www.300website.com
Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #68 on: July 03, 2006, 09:44:45 AM »
Lie #28:

False: My lawyer says I have an ironclad case against that internet kid who insulted me two years ago.  He's going to jail.  Not that I care what internet kids think, anyway.

Reality: I did call a law office, because I truly madly deeply care what internet strangers think.  A secretary said that for a $1500 retainer, a file can be opened to explore possibilities... 

And I don't have $1500.

ribonucleic

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 5158
  • I bring you ultimate reality!
Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #69 on: July 03, 2006, 09:51:28 AM »
Lie #28:

False: My lawyer says I have an ironclad case against that internet kid who insulted me two years ago.  He's going to jail.  Not that I care what internet kids think, anyway.

Reality: I did call a law office, because I truly madly deeply care what internet strangers think.  A secretary said that for a $1500 retainer, a file can be opened to explore possibilities... 

And I don't have $1500.


Naked4Jesus

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1598
  • You can save a IFBB Pro today by donating a kidney
Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #70 on: July 03, 2006, 10:04:18 AM »
Lie # 29   A woman can pump a gram of test a week into her system, grow a clitasaurus and still be considered feminine looking.

Reality:  Most truckers look more feminine.

This post was approved by the Betty Pariso hormone research society:


DK II

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 31269
  • Call me 4 steroids: 571-332-2588 or 571-249-4163
Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #71 on: July 03, 2006, 10:24:26 AM »
i love this thread!

gh15

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 16991
  • angels
Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #72 on: July 03, 2006, 10:52:20 AM »
From my experience.That is wrong.The most important thing is genetic and mentality.I saw many guys using gears like pros and smaller than me...what a shame!And some are real monster without drug.I dont think Ronnie get under 220pounds if he does without gears.THE DUDE HAS GENETIC.
And when those guys(Levrone,flex...etc) quit using staffs,they dont eat and train also.But,even not trainning and eating,they are way musculer than normal guys. Beside,I saw several genetic monster who dont lift and look like lifting. I heard that Vic Richard was that case also.

no no no you need to re evaluate your brain ;) im in good mood and it is time for another gh15 class so take pen and paper

first of all that ed dude,,,i start liking him :D very funny posts
and now to todays class try to follow it is easy class.

1) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I TOOK CREATINE
2) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I TOOK GLUTAMINE UNLESS IT WAS PART OF PROTIEN POWDER
3) I CAN HARDLY REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I DRANK CYTOGAINER MUSCLEMILK BECAUSE ITS JUNK
4) I CAN HARDLY REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I DRANK A PROTIEN POWDER ALTHOUGH I DO SUPPORT IT AS A SUPP FOR EXTRA CALORIES AND PROTIEN
5) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I TOOK ANY LEGAL SUPP OUT THERE BESIDE BCAA. ANY SUPP ON THE MARKET BESIDE BCAA IS GARBAGE AND SOME WILL HELP YOU DEVELOP NICE TITS TOO!
6) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I ATE CLEAN MAJORITY OF THE TIME
7) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I TRAINED OVER 60-75 MIN A SESSION
8) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I BOUGHT A BODY BUILDING MAGAZINE FOR GOD FUCKIN SAKE NOT EVEN IF IM ON THE FUCKIN COVER. IT IS JUNK!!
9) I CANT REMEMBER LAST TIME I HAD AMAZING GENETICS ALTHOUGH PEOPLE TELL ME I HAVE IT ALL THE TIME,,,,I WAS SMALL 150 POUND KID THAT WAS SOMEWHAT BUILT THEN I GOT TO BE 180LB POUND KINDA BUILT AND ONLY WHEN HORMONES GOT IN THE MAGIC HAPPENED (OFCOURSE TRAINING WAS SERIOUS)
10) I CANT REMEMBER LAST TIME I RAN HOME AND ATE EXACTLY 45 OR 1 HOUR AND 20 MIN POST TRAINING,,,,YA I DRINK SOME PROTIEN AND EAT AROUND 1 AND A HALF TO 2 HOURS LATER BUT IT IS FAR FROM RELEGIOUSLY FOLLOWED TYPE OF THING
11) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I WORKED WITH FREE BARBELL TO DO SQUATS,,,I MAINLY DO IT WITH SMITH MACHINE AND MY LEGS ARE BIGGER THAN 90% OF POPULATION
12) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME ANY ONE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS WAS ABLE TO HOLD OVER 210LB OF QUALITY MUSCLE WITH OUT THE USE OF HORMONES (IM TALKIN UNDER 5'10 GUYS HERE FELLAS)
13) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WE HAD ONE DAY GOING BY WITH OUT AT THE LEAST!! 20-30 EMAILS WITH ORDERS FROM ALL CORNERS OF SOCIETY  (BODYBUILDERS, GYM JUNKIES, FITNESS GIRLS, COPS AND LE INDIVIDUALS, MARATHON RUNNERS,, WHO EVER YOU CAN IMAGINE ORDERED.
14) I CAN! REMEMBER THE LAST ORDER I HAD FROM A PRO CARD HOLDER THAT LIVES IN EUROPE AND THE ORDER WAS LIKE THIS: 300 AMPS OMNA, 100 AMPS TESTEX ELMU, 300 AMPS ORGANON YELLOW TOP DECA 5000 TABS BRIT. DISPENSARY ANABOL AND 1000 TABS SCHERING PROVIRON.

as you can see hormones has a lot to do with bodybuilding. it can not be stated as a percentage but it is a major part of a bodybuilder's life. MAJOR PART





fallen angel

alexxx

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 10129
  • Don't hate..
Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #73 on: July 03, 2006, 11:12:25 AM »
no no no you need to re evaluate your brain ;) im in good mood and it is time for another gh15 class so take pen and paper

first of all that ed dude,,,i start liking him :D very funny posts
and now to todays class try to follow it is easy class.

1) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I TOOK CREATINE
2) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I TOOK GLUTAMINE UNLESS IT WAS PART OF PROTIEN POWDER
3) I CAN HARDLY REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I DRANK CYTOGAINER MUSCLEMILK BECAUSE ITS JUNK
4) I CAN HARDLY REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I DRANK A PROTIEN POWDER ALTHOUGH I DO SUPPORT IT AS A SUPP FOR EXTRA CALORIES AND PROTIEN
5) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I TOOK ANY LEGAL SUPP OUT THERE BESIDE BCAA. ANY SUPP ON THE MARKET BESIDE BCAA IS GARBAGE AND SOME WILL HELP YOU DEVELOP NICE TITS TOO!
6) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I ATE CLEAN MAJORITY OF THE TIME
7) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I TRAINED OVER 60-75 MIN A SESSION
8) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I BOUGHT A BODY BUILDING MAGAZINE FOR GOD FUCKIN SAKE NOT EVEN IF IM ON THE FUCKIN COVER. IT IS JUNK!!
9) I CANT REMEMBER LAST TIME I HAD AMAZING GENETICS ALTHOUGH PEOPLE TELL ME I HAVE IT ALL THE TIME,,,,I WAS SMALL 150 POUND KID THAT WAS SOMEWHAT BUILT THEN I GOT TO BE 180LB POUND KINDA BUILT AND ONLY WHEN HORMONES GOT IN THE MAGIC HAPPENED (OFCOURSE TRAINING WAS SERIOUS)
10) I CANT REMEMBER LAST TIME I RAN HOME AND ATE EXACTLY 45 OR 1 HOUR AND 20 MIN POST TRAINING,,,,YA I DRINK SOME PROTIEN AND EAT AROUND 1 AND A HALF TO 2 HOURS LATER BUT IT IS FAR FROM RELEGIOUSLY FOLLOWED TYPE OF THING
11) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I WORKED WITH FREE BARBELL TO DO SQUATS,,,I MAINLY DO IT WITH SMITH MACHINE AND MY LEGS ARE BIGGER THAN 90% OF POPULATION
12) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME ANY ONE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS WAS ABLE TO HOLD OVER 210LB OF QUALITY MUSCLE WITH OUT THE USE OF HORMONES (IM TALKIN UNDER 5'10 GUYS HERE FELLAS)
13) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WE HAD ONE DAY GOING BY WITH OUT AT THE LEAST!! 20-30 EMAILS WITH ORDERS FROM ALL CORNERS OF SOCIETY  (BODYBUILDERS, GYM JUNKIES, FITNESS GIRLS, COPS AND LE INDIVIDUALS, MARATHON RUNNERS,, WHO EVER YOU CAN IMAGINE ORDERED.
14) I CAN! REMEMBER THE LAST ORDER I HAD FROM A PRO CARD HOLDER THAT LIVES IN EUROPE AND THE ORDER WAS LIKE THIS: 300 AMPS OMNA, 100 AMPS TESTEX ELMU, 300 AMPS ORGANON YELLOW TOP DECA 5000 TABS BRIT. DISPENSARY ANABOL AND 1000 TABS SCHERING PROVIRON.

as you can see hormones has a lot to do with bodybuilding. it can not be stated as a percentage but it is a major part of a bodybuilder's life. MAJOR PART







Interesting I am seriously starting to doubt that my friends are naturals now.. they are both 5'10" and 200 pds and one looks like he could win a contest any day he wants to enter. hmmmmmmm... they are weaker than me though..
just push some weight!

Naked4Jesus

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1598
  • You can save a IFBB Pro today by donating a kidney
Re: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros
« Reply #74 on: July 03, 2006, 11:14:38 AM »
Interesting I am seriously starting to doubt that my friends are naturals now.. they are both 5'10" and 200 pds and one looks like he could win a contest any day he wants to enter. hmmmmmmm... they are weaker than me though..

Most of us are weaker than you Alexxxxx.  Mere mortals will never match your incredible feats of strength!