The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros

[alexxx]

Most of us are weaker than you Alexxxxx.  Mere mortals will never match your incredible feats of strength!

Thank you little man for your honesty.

[DSM18]

Lie: "I'm happily married"

Reality: "... to a male"

[dr.chimps]

Thank you little man for your honesty.

Bwahaha. Ok, ya got me that time. That was funny.

[Tap Out]

biggest lie ever. it wasn't the steroids,insulin,gh,diuretics,etc... that made my kidneys go snap,crackle,pop.

IT WAS ADVIL!!!!!!

[tom joad]

no no no you need to re evaluate your brain im in good mood and it is time for another gh15 class so take pen and paper

first of all that ed dude,,,i start liking him very funny posts
and now to todays class try to follow it is easy class.

1) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I TOOK CREATINE
2) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I TOOK GLUTAMINE UNLESS IT WAS PART OF PROTIEN POWDER
3) I CAN HARDLY REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I DRANK CYTOGAINER MUSCLEMILK BECAUSE ITS JUNK
4) I CAN HARDLY REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I DRANK A PROTIEN POWDER ALTHOUGH I DO SUPPORT IT AS A SUPP FOR EXTRA CALORIES AND PROTIEN
5) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I TOOK ANY LEGAL SUPP OUT THERE BESIDE BCAA. ANY SUPP ON THE MARKET BESIDE BCAA IS GARBAGE AND SOME WILL HELP YOU DEVELOP NICE TITS TOO!
6) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I ATE CLEAN MAJORITY OF THE TIME
7) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I TRAINED OVER 60-75 MIN A SESSION
I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I BOUGHT A BODY BUILDING MAGAZINE FOR GOD FUCKIN SAKE NOT EVEN IF IM ON THE FUCKIN COVER. IT IS JUNK!!
9) I CANT REMEMBER LAST TIME I HAD AMAZING GENETICS ALTHOUGH PEOPLE TELL ME I HAVE IT ALL THE TIME,,,,I WAS SMALL 150 POUND KID THAT WAS SOMEWHAT BUILT THEN I GOT TO BE 180LB POUND KINDA BUILT AND ONLY WHEN HORMONES GOT IN THE MAGIC HAPPENED (OFCOURSE TRAINING WAS SERIOUS)
10) I CANT REMEMBER LAST TIME I RAN HOME AND ATE EXACTLY 45 OR 1 HOUR AND 20 MIN POST TRAINING,,,,YA I DRINK SOME PROTIEN AND EAT AROUND 1 AND A HALF TO 2 HOURS LATER BUT IT IS FAR FROM RELEGIOUSLY FOLLOWED TYPE OF THING
11) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I WORKED WITH FREE BARBELL TO DO SQUATS,,,I MAINLY DO IT WITH SMITH MACHINE AND MY LEGS ARE BIGGER THAN 90% OF POPULATION
12) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME ANY ONE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS WAS ABLE TO HOLD OVER 210LB OF QUALITY MUSCLE WITH OUT THE USE OF HORMONES (IM TALKIN UNDER 5'10 GUYS HERE FELLAS)
13) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WE HAD ONE DAY GOING BY WITH OUT AT THE LEAST!! 20-30 EMAILS WITH ORDERS FROM ALL CORNERS OF SOCIETY  (BODYBUILDERS, GYM JUNKIES, FITNESS GIRLS, COPS AND LE INDIVIDUALS, MARATHON RUNNERS,, WHO EVER YOU CAN IMAGINE ORDERED.
14) I CAN! REMEMBER THE LAST ORDER I HAD FROM A PRO CARD HOLDER THAT LIVES IN EUROPE AND THE ORDER WAS LIKE THIS: 300 AMPS OMNA, 100 AMPS TESTEX ELMU, 300 AMPS ORGANON YELLOW TOP DECA 5000 TABS BRIT. DISPENSARY ANABOL AND 1000 TABS SCHERING PROVIRON.

as you can see hormones has a lot to do with bodybuilding. it can not be stated as a percentage but it is a major part of a bodybuilder's life. MAJOR PART

so now I hear the truth . . . after wasting my paper route money on FLEX magazine these past couple of years.   

[bigbalddaddy]

biggest lie ever. it wasn't the steroids,insulin,gh,diuretics,etc... that made my kidneys go snap,crackle,pop.

IT WAS ADVIL!!!!!!

ahahahahahaha!!! classic!!!  Now that one made me get a good laugh!  "...no, the 5 anadrol I took a day in the offseason running right into 20 anavar and 100mg/day of injectable winny taken orally had nothing to do with it..."  "...it was the damn motrin that I took once a week on chest day cause my shoulders hurt..."!!! hahaha classic Tom Prince!!!

[mesomorph]

flex wheelers lie of being jumped by ninjas has to be up there.lol

[mrsirjojo]

Myth #114 -  Any training movements you do are 75% less effective if the name of the movement isn't encapsulated by the words "Weider" and "Principle".

[RAT MCBAT]

no no no you need to re evaluate your brain im in good mood and it is time for another gh15 class so take pen and paper

first of all that ed dude,,,i start liking him very funny posts
and now to todays class try to follow it is easy class.

1) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I TOOK CREATINE
2) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I TOOK GLUTAMINE UNLESS IT WAS PART OF PROTIEN POWDER
3) I CAN HARDLY REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I DRANK CYTOGAINER MUSCLEMILK BECAUSE ITS JUNK
4) I CAN HARDLY REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I DRANK A PROTIEN POWDER ALTHOUGH I DO SUPPORT IT AS A SUPP FOR EXTRA CALORIES AND PROTIEN
5) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I TOOK ANY LEGAL SUPP OUT THERE BESIDE BCAA. ANY SUPP ON THE MARKET BESIDE BCAA IS GARBAGE AND SOME WILL HELP YOU DEVELOP NICE TITS TOO!
6) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I ATE CLEAN MAJORITY OF THE TIME
7) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I TRAINED OVER 60-75 MIN A SESSION
I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I BOUGHT A BODY BUILDING MAGAZINE FOR GOD FUCKIN SAKE NOT EVEN IF IM ON THE FUCKIN COVER. IT IS JUNK!!
9) I CANT REMEMBER LAST TIME I HAD AMAZING GENETICS ALTHOUGH PEOPLE TELL ME I HAVE IT ALL THE TIME,,,,I WAS SMALL 150 POUND KID THAT WAS SOMEWHAT BUILT THEN I GOT TO BE 180LB POUND KINDA BUILT AND ONLY WHEN HORMONES GOT IN THE MAGIC HAPPENED (OFCOURSE TRAINING WAS SERIOUS)
10) I CANT REMEMBER LAST TIME I RAN HOME AND ATE EXACTLY 45 OR 1 HOUR AND 20 MIN POST TRAINING,,,,YA I DRINK SOME PROTIEN AND EAT AROUND 1 AND A HALF TO 2 HOURS LATER BUT IT IS FAR FROM RELEGIOUSLY FOLLOWED TYPE OF THING
11) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I WORKED WITH FREE BARBELL TO DO SQUATS,,,I MAINLY DO IT WITH SMITH MACHINE AND MY LEGS ARE BIGGER THAN 90% OF POPULATION
12) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME ANY ONE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS WAS ABLE TO HOLD OVER 210LB OF QUALITY MUSCLE WITH OUT THE USE OF HORMONES (IM TALKIN UNDER 5'10 GUYS HERE FELLAS)
13) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WE HAD ONE DAY GOING BY WITH OUT AT THE LEAST!! 20-30 EMAILS WITH ORDERS FROM ALL CORNERS OF SOCIETY  (BODYBUILDERS, GYM JUNKIES, FITNESS GIRLS, COPS AND LE INDIVIDUALS, MARATHON RUNNERS,, WHO EVER YOU CAN IMAGINE ORDERED.
14) I CAN! REMEMBER THE LAST ORDER I HAD FROM A PRO CARD HOLDER THAT LIVES IN EUROPE AND THE ORDER WAS LIKE THIS: 300 AMPS OMNA, 100 AMPS TESTEX ELMU, 300 AMPS ORGANON YELLOW TOP DECA 5000 TABS BRIT. DISPENSARY ANABOL AND 1000 TABS SCHERING PROVIRON.

as you can see hormones has a lot to do with bodybuilding. it can not be stated as a percentage but it is a major part of a bodybuilder's life. MAJOR PART

strength dont equal big muscles. drop the reps and increase the dose  best advice i've ever got

[RAT MCBAT]

Lie # 29   A woman can pump a gram of test a week into her system, grow a clitasaurus and still be considered feminine looking.

Reality:  Most truckers look more feminine.

This post was approved by the Betty Pariso hormone research society:

awesome "barely man-enough" pic 

[Miss Karen]

Is rob zirc married to a guy???.

[Special Ed]

Bump for Sgt. D's endless stupidity.

[sgt. d]

Bump for Sgt. D's endless stupidity.

Im in your head.

[thisiskeith12]

Im in your head.

This was actually a good one ED. I have said for a while you used to be comical, but now it's played out. My amusement comes from your perplexed tone that comes out when people give you constructive criticism.

[gordiano]

TOP TEN LIST

Lie#1: Multi-million dollar endorsement deals.
Reality: $50,000 a year before taxes and loans from girlfriends plus additional $20,000 in gay-for-pay work.

Lie #2. "Near-Misses" for major movie roles.
Reality: "Hollywood Agent" won't even return your calls.

Lie#3: Huge retirement accounts and early retirement.
Reality: Penniless and looking to make a "comeback".

Lie #4. Owning MTV-Crib-like homes.
Reality: Renting IKEA-furnished apartments "near the beach".

Lie#5: Spanking new Hummers and Mercedes.
Reality: Leased or loaned vehicles pimped out with $30,000 in stereo, speaker, and rim upgrades.

Lie#6: Hugely profitable "side businesses".
Reality: Selling drugs to friends, family, and gymrats.

Lie#7. Active social lives filled with charitable donations and volunteer work.
Reality: Every minute not spent in the gym is spent "reading what those getbig losers are saying about me"

Lie#8: Writing magazine articles revealing training, diet, and supplement "secrets"
Reality: Approving ghost-written articles, laughing, and finding new injection spots.

Lie#9: Claiming drugs are only 2-3% of the picture.
Reality: Drugs are 97-98% of the picture.

Lie#10: Claiming to be "friends" with writers, promoters, supplement company owners, judges, and fellow competitors.
Reality: Everyone in the industry is a "taker" or "user" looking only to fatten either their wallet or ego at your expense.

Special "WeedOutTheEyelinerQueen" Ed

HAHAHAHA!


Classic shit!

[Scimowser]

what about the  "i shoulder press 405 for 20 reps" when infact 315 for 8 would be as good as you get?

or

the "my arms are near 22" in contest shape" when infact they look like you have surgically attached average joes calves onto you?

[buffalo]

BODYBUILDER LIE # 26

"My girlfriend's been eating a little too much lately and hasn't been training as hard so she's put on a few pounds..."

TRUTH:
This bitch is on a Meth and Cytomel rebound from hell...her metabolism is seriously fucked uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!!  Stick a pin in her, quick before she fucking explodes!

[tjschoenborn]

Lie#9: Claiming drugs are only 2-3% of the picture.
Reality: Drugs are 97-98% of the picture.

If drugs played even close to amount of a role on someone sucess in the sport there would be way many others doing well. I am not saying they don't play a part, but I bet if you took all the drugs out of the sport most(not all) the pros and top NPC guys would still be there.

[OneMoreRep]

Lie#20: "I'm really a straight man who is married with 2 kids"

Reality: "I had sex with with Chris Cormier at an Olympia after-party along with two other guys"

[G o a t b o y]

 I am not saying they don't play a part, but I bet if you took all the drugs out of the sport most(not all) the pros and top NPC guys would still be there.

Yep.  Tom Prince is just MASSIVE since stopping the gear.  Same with Flex and Levrone and Dorian. 

[240 is Back]

Yep.  Tom Prince is just MASSIVE since stopping the gear.  Same with Flex and Levrone and Dorian. 

They had health problems and now (apparently) do nothing but hang out.

If Flex or Prince still trained hard and ate well, they'd still look massive compared to the average american (just not their former self).

[chris_mason]

They had health problems and now (apparently) do nothing but hang out.

If Flex or Prince still trained hard and ate well, they'd still look massive compared to the average american (just not their former self).

I am not sure I believe that.

Do you really believe they no longer train?

[240 is Back]

I am not sure I believe that.

Do you really believe they no longer train?

I think TP hangs out at the gym and does his sets with half the weight of everyone else, tagging along at the start of workouts then skipping away.

I don't think Flex trains now.

[Chick]

I think TP hangs out at the gym and does his sets with half the weight of everyone else, tagging along at the start of workouts then skipping away.

I don't think Flex trains now.

TP still trains a couple of times a week, and does what he can. Given his present state of health...it would be counter-productive to train any heavier than he does now. Staying in the best possible condition he can is his only goal in the gym these days.

[Mr. Cortisol]

stayin alive is the most important thing