Author Topic: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros (Read 57372 times)

Stark · « **Reply #125 on:** May 09, 2008, 01:54:09 AM »

Quote from: bigtraps on May 09, 2008, 01:41:53 AM

How intelligent can ANYONE be if they are taking 20 Advil a day??? Does not seem too bright to me.

he was just too god damn intelligent for his own good

NotMrAverage · « **Reply #126 on:** May 09, 2008, 01:54:24 AM »

I´m one of teh ninja who jumped Flex.
Dude came out letting his fists fly, even though we had dem nunchaks Ken would just do dem Karatay spinning back kicks and we would just go down, but when he K.O me with a perfect deadly straight punch to teh back of my head he did break his hand and we kinda won since he did not do the Olympia. Next time we attack him in daylight we wont be wearing black, we thought we would pass as a brother but did´nt, so it was counterproductive. Hope this helps. Too to too ninja go and there is no Mr O.

DK II · « **Reply #127 on:** May 09, 2008, 01:56:15 AM »

Quote from: NotMrAverage on May 09, 2008, 01:54:24 AM

I´m one of teh ninja who jumped Flex.
Dude came out letting his fists fly, even though we had dem nunchaks Ken would just do dem Karatay spinning back kicks and we would just go down, but when he K.O me with a perfect deadly straight punch to teh back of my head he did break his hand and we kinda won since he did not do the Olympia. Next time we attack him in daylight we wont be wearing black, we thought we would pass as a brother but did´nt, so it was counterproductive. Hope this helps. Too to too ninja go and there is no Mr O.

sushi meltdown.

Croatch · « **Reply #128 on:** May 09, 2008, 02:04:04 AM »

Quote from: bigtraps on May 09, 2008, 01:41:53 AM

How intelligent can ANYONE be if they are taking 20 Advil a day??? Does not seem too bright to me.

It's a matter of having a drug problem. It's not logical, but an addiction to roids, etc. The Advil masked the pain.
You can be intelligent and do drugs or have a drug problem.

gordiano · « **Reply #129 on:** May 09, 2008, 02:04:41 AM »

Quote from: Croatch on May 09, 2008, 02:04:04 AM

It's a matter of having a drug problem. It's not logical, but an addiction to roids, etc. The Advil masked the pain.
You can be intelligent and do drugs or have a drug problem.

Where the hell have you been, man?

DK II · « **Reply #130 on:** May 09, 2008, 02:09:36 AM »

Quote from: gordiano on May 09, 2008, 02:04:41 AM

Where the hell have you been, man?

he was on a cycle.

MCWAY · « **Reply #131 on:** May 09, 2008, 04:23:42 AM »

Quote from: kyomu on July 02, 2006, 08:08:06 AM

From my experience.That is wrong.The most important thing is genetic and mentality.I saw many guys using gears like pros and smaller than me...what a shame!And some are real monster without drug.I dont think Ronnie get under 220pounds if he does without gears.THE DUDE HAS GENETIC.
And when those guys(Levrone,flex...etc) quit using staffs,they dont eat and train also.But,even not trainning and eating,they are way musculer than normal guys. Beside,I saw several genetic monster who dont lift and look like lifting. I heard that Vic Richard was that case also.

Then, there's the minor fact that Haney, Wheeler, Levrone, and Schwarzenegger are all RETIRED, with other interests outside bodybuilding (i.e. acting, governing a state, running a camp to mentor young boys, etc).

Usually when guys retire, they tend to be not as big or strong as they were in their prime (that goes for all athletic endeavors).

TrueGrit · « **Reply #132 on:** May 09, 2008, 04:43:37 AM »

'It's not us who use the drugs...it's the lower level guys. We take virtually nothing..in fact, I sometimes forget to inject my AAS, GH, Insulin for months at time it's so irrelevant to busting my ass in the gym and eating right'

'It's not gay for me to pose for these pictures with my ankles round my ears, pulling my buttcheeks open for 'Muscle Hunkz' magazine....it must mean that you are gay to see it that way'

'It is impossible for me to get below 250'

UpTheDosage · « **Reply #133 on:** May 09, 2008, 04:48:01 AM »

Quote from: gh15 on July 03, 2006, 10:52:20 AM

no no no you need to re evaluate your brain im in good mood and it is time for another gh15 class so take pen and paper

first of all that ed dude,,,i start liking him very funny posts
and now to todays class try to follow it is easy class.

1) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I TOOK CREATINE
2) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I TOOK GLUTAMINE UNLESS IT WAS PART OF PROTIEN POWDER
3) I CAN HARDLY REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I DRANK CYTOGAINER MUSCLEMILK BECAUSE ITS JUNK
4) I CAN HARDLY REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I DRANK A PROTIEN POWDER ALTHOUGH I DO SUPPORT IT AS A SUPP FOR EXTRA CALORIES AND PROTIEN
5) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I TOOK ANY LEGAL SUPP OUT THERE BESIDE BCAA. ANY SUPP ON THE MARKET BESIDE BCAA IS GARBAGE AND SOME WILL HELP YOU DEVELOP NICE TITS TOO!
6) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I ATE CLEAN MAJORITY OF THE TIME
7) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I TRAINED OVER 60-75 MIN A SESSION
I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I BOUGHT A BODY BUILDING MAGAZINE FOR GOD FUCKIN SAKE NOT EVEN IF IM ON THE FUCKIN COVER. IT IS JUNK!!
9) I CANT REMEMBER LAST TIME I HAD AMAZING GENETICS ALTHOUGH PEOPLE TELL ME I HAVE IT ALL THE TIME,,,,I WAS SMALL 150 POUND KID THAT WAS SOMEWHAT BUILT THEN I GOT TO BE 180LB POUND KINDA BUILT AND ONLY WHEN HORMONES GOT IN THE MAGIC HAPPENED (OFCOURSE TRAINING WAS SERIOUS)
10) I CANT REMEMBER LAST TIME I RAN HOME AND ATE EXACTLY 45 OR 1 HOUR AND 20 MIN POST TRAINING,,,,YA I DRINK SOME PROTIEN AND EAT AROUND 1 AND A HALF TO 2 HOURS LATER BUT IT IS FAR FROM RELEGIOUSLY FOLLOWED TYPE OF THING
11) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I WORKED WITH FREE BARBELL TO DO SQUATS,,,I MAINLY DO IT WITH SMITH MACHINE AND MY LEGS ARE BIGGER THAN 90% OF POPULATION
12) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME ANY ONE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS WAS ABLE TO HOLD OVER 210LB OF QUALITY MUSCLE WITH OUT THE USE OF HORMONES (IM TALKIN UNDER 5'10 GUYS HERE FELLAS)
13) I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WE HAD ONE DAY GOING BY WITH OUT AT THE LEAST!! 20-30 EMAILS WITH ORDERS FROM ALL CORNERS OF SOCIETY (BODYBUILDERS, GYM JUNKIES, FITNESS GIRLS, COPS AND LE INDIVIDUALS, MARATHON RUNNERS,, WHO EVER YOU CAN IMAGINE ORDERED.
14) I CAN! REMEMBER THE LAST ORDER I HAD FROM A PRO CARD HOLDER THAT LIVES IN EUROPE AND THE ORDER WAS LIKE THIS: 300 AMPS OMNA, 100 AMPS TESTEX ELMU, 300 AMPS ORGANON YELLOW TOP DECA 5000 TABS BRIT. DISPENSARY ANABOL AND 1000 TABS SCHERING PROVIRON.
as you can see hormones has a lot to do with bodybuilding. it can not be stated as a percentage but it is a major part of a bodybuilder's life. MAJOR PART

i thought you didn't deal steroids gh15???

DK II · « **Reply #134 on:** May 09, 2008, 04:50:18 AM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on May 09, 2008, 04:43:37 AM

'It's not us who use the drugs...it's the lower level guys. We take virtually nothing..in fact, I sometimes forget to inject my AAS, GH, Insulin for months at time it's so irrelevant to busting my ass in the gym and eating right'

'It's not gay for me to pose for these pictures with my ankles round my ears, pulling my buttcheeks open for 'Muscle Hunkz' magazine....it must mean that you are gay to see it that way'

'It is impossible for me to get below 250'

LMAO, straight out of FLEX magazine!!

Purge_WTF · « **Reply #135 on:** May 09, 2008, 05:19:35 AM »

Quote from: Special Ed on June 30, 2006, 08:03:07 PM

TOP TEN LIST

Lie#1: Multi-million dollar endorsement deals.
Reality: $50,000 a year before taxes and loans from girlfriends plus additional $20,000 in gay-for-pay work.

Lie #2. "Near-Misses" for major movie roles.
Reality: "Hollywood Agent" won't even return your calls.

Lie#3: Huge retirement accounts and early retirement.
Reality: Penniless and looking to make a "comeback".

Lie #4. Owning MTV-Crib-like homes.
Reality: Renting IKEA-furnished apartments "near the beach".

Lie#5: Spanking new Hummers and Mercedes.
Reality: Leased or loaned vehicles pimped out with $30,000 in stereo, speaker, and rim upgrades.

Lie#6: Hugely profitable "side businesses".
Reality: Selling drugs to friends, family, and gymrats.

Lie#7. Active social lives filled with charitable donations and volunteer work.
Reality: Every minute not spent in the gym is spent "reading what those getbig losers are saying about me"

Lie#8: Writing magazine articles revealing training, diet, and supplement "secrets"
Reality: Approving ghost-written articles, laughing, and finding new injection spots.

Lie#9: Claiming drugs are only 2-3% of the picture.
Reality: Drugs are 97-98% of the picture.

Lie#10: Claiming to be "friends" with writers, promoters, supplement company owners, judges, and fellow competitors.
Reality: Everyone in the industry is a "taker" or "user" looking only to fatten either their wallet or ego at your expense.

Special "WeedOutTheEyelinerQueen" Ed

My pick for Post of the Year right here. Good job, Ed.

DK II · « **Reply #136 on:** May 09, 2008, 05:20:45 AM »

Quote from: Purge_WTF on May 09, 2008, 05:19:35 AM

My pick for Post of the Year right here. Good job, Ed.

he posted that in 2006...

... when he was still funny.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #137 on:** May 09, 2008, 05:46:16 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on May 09, 2008, 05:20:45 AM

he posted that in 2006...

... when he was still funny.

Lol

Special Ed · « **Reply #138 on:** May 09, 2008, 06:51:55 AM »

Hot damn that Ed guy was a funny fucker back in the day. Heck, instead of tryin so damn hard to be witty, he should just bump some of his classics like "A Day in the Life of a Pro" to the top. Or maybe he was just funnier before we knew who he was...

DK II · « **Reply #139 on:** May 09, 2008, 06:54:04 AM »

Quote from: Special Ed on May 09, 2008, 06:51:55 AM

Hot damn that Ed guy was a funny fucker back in the day. Heck, instead of tryin so damn hard to be witty, he should just bump some of his classics like "A Day in the Life of a Pro" to the top. Or maybe he was just funnier before we knew who he was...

brutal attempt at being funny.

I bet you were crying out of luck because your thread got bumped by some noob.

Special Ed · « **Reply #140 on:** May 09, 2008, 07:49:30 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on May 09, 2008, 06:54:04 AM

brutal attempt at being funny.

I bet you were crying out of luck because your thread got bumped by some noob.

Yeah, it was some douchebag noob who did it!

New Hank Wood · « **Reply #141 on:** May 09, 2008, 09:46:24 PM »

bump for teh bring funny

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #142 on:** July 02, 2008, 11:00:30 AM »

bump for a great and entertaining thread ...

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #143 on:** July 02, 2008, 11:34:11 AM »

Gayer than 20 advil a day doing nothing but burning a hole in your stomach

bigbalddaddy · « **Reply #144 on:** July 02, 2008, 11:37:07 AM »

"...I only take 1g a week total of all injectables because it's legit american stuff not mexican"...

Rami · « **Reply #145 on:** July 02, 2008, 12:06:06 PM »

#20 "I use supplements". when in reality they wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot pole. Drugs only.

Sir Humphrey · « **Reply #146 on:** April 12, 2009, 04:28:43 AM »

Blimey! So many lies!

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #147 on:** April 12, 2009, 06:38:29 AM »

Quote from: Chick on April 08, 2007, 08:42:18 PM

Advil was ONE of many factors that led to Tom's early retitement from Pro BB....and It was a BIG factor. Anyone with any knowledge of anti-inflam meds will tell you that taken in high dosages, they will cause major problems.

Now that both you guys are retired, is there any chance of either of you posting what one of your cycles 'might have' looked like ?!!?... maybe PM at worst ?

Purge_WTF · « **Reply #148 on:** April 12, 2009, 07:53:04 AM »

On the subject of specific lies--Paul Dimwit claiming that he landed a $4.2 million contract, John "Dirt Diggler" Romano claiming that he was 230 and shredded in his prime and wasn't really "Dirt Diggler", and Lee Priest saying that he never used any more than three steroids at a time.

I like to call them the "Axis Of Bullshit".

Chick · « **Reply #149 on:** April 12, 2009, 02:47:02 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on April 12, 2009, 06:38:29 AM

Now that both you guys are retired, is there any chance of either of you posting what one of your cycles 'might have' looked like ?!!?... maybe PM at worst ?

Yes..there are two chances

slim and none