Author Topic: The Top Ten Lies Told by Pros (Read 57417 times)

Bobby · « **Reply #150 on:** April 12, 2009, 02:53:24 PM »

brutal secrecy

hazbin · « **Reply #151 on:** April 12, 2009, 02:53:36 PM »

Quote from: Chick on April 12, 2009, 02:47:02 PM

Yes..there are two chances

slim and none

come on Bob. give these guys a chance. you know everyone here could look exactly like you if they could just hit the perfect dosages!

Chick · « **Reply #152 on:** April 12, 2009, 02:58:23 PM »

Quote from: hazbin on April 12, 2009, 02:53:36 PM

come on Bob. give these guys a chance. you know everyone here could look exactly like you if they could just hit the perfect dosages!

LOL...exactly. It always amazes me why this info is of interest to anyone else...

Mr.1derful · « **Reply #153 on:** April 12, 2009, 03:01:54 PM »

If Bob was to post the precise details of one of his cycles, the masses would come out and call him a lair anyway. What possible motivation would he have for revealing such details? There is no benefit for him to do so.

Chick · « **Reply #154 on:** April 12, 2009, 03:10:02 PM »

Quote from: Mr.1derful on April 12, 2009, 03:01:54 PM

If Bob was to post the precise details of one of his cycles, the masses would come out and call him a lair anyway. What possible motivation would he have for revealing such details? There is no benefit for him to do so.

Got that right.....

I think people would be pretty underwhelmed

Earl1972 · « **Reply #155 on:** April 12, 2009, 03:31:34 PM »

if they want to know so bad they should be willing to spend money for these personal details

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just_a_pilgrim · « **Reply #156 on:** April 12, 2009, 05:17:54 PM »

Fact 97#; I believe in instinctive training
Reality; Fuck the legs, Bitches go for chest and arms

just_a_pilgrim · « **Reply #157 on:** April 12, 2009, 05:21:17 PM »

Quote from: Chick on April 12, 2009, 02:47:02 PM

Yes..there are two chances

slim and none

Eric Fromm posted TP's cycles years ago (obviously when he was still alive)

Didn't say who exactly it was but it was obvious who he was referring to

Not saying it was accurate, not saying it was true, but Fromm was being brutely honest on the boards in those days (think it was UG)

Levrone also posted his cycle on UG way way back in 1999 in a Q&A forum. But it was too low for anyone here to believe it although it seemed true. I think some can remember that thread.

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #158 on:** April 13, 2009, 10:42:32 AM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on June 30, 2006, 08:47:02 PM

I have irrefutable scientific evidence that drugs are exactly 83.972054334% of the picture!

I second that...91.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Option D · « **Reply #159 on:** April 13, 2009, 11:19:23 AM »

If you cant win a local show Naturaly, you dont have the genetics for the big boys
Yeah i stole that from Bob...But i kind of think its true

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #160 on:** April 13, 2009, 11:30:42 AM »

i don't miss special ed one bit.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #161 on:** April 13, 2009, 11:32:37 AM »

Quote from: big_mal on April 13, 2009, 11:19:23 AM

If you cant win a local show Naturaly, you dont have the genetics for the big boys
Yeah i stole that from Bob...But i kind of think its true

100 % true

chainsaw · « **Reply #162 on:** April 13, 2009, 11:43:20 AM »

Quote from: Chick on April 12, 2009, 02:58:23 PM

LOL...exactly. It always amazes me why this info is of interest to anyone else...

Just because you are embarassed at the amount of junk you put in your body
you shouldn't put people down who are interested. Steroids=bodybuilding=your livelyhood, so
calm down there Bob.

kiwiol · « **Reply #163 on:** April 13, 2009, 11:48:34 AM »

Lie: Even though I'm retired, I still keep in touch with my fans and stay involved in the industry by going to the shows and expos.
Reality: I try and make $400 over the course of 2 days by setting up a stall and selling my old pics to whoever is lame enough to pay $20 for them.

Lie: This time I'm gonna bring it and rock the house.
Reality: I've emailed all my friends and cousins to attend the show, so I can use their booing at my eventual 17th place to show that the fans disagreed with the judges' faulty decision.

Lie: I retired from competing to focus on my family and movie career.
Reality: My girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't stop wasting money on juice and start casting for doorman / bouncer roles in straight-to-DVD movies.

Lie: Gakic tastes great and I always carry a tub with me in my gym bag so I can take it post-workout.
Reality: Got it free and had to try it once for the ad - now it just sits in my bag. The last product tasted worse.

Lie: I used to shoulder press 635 lb for reps when I was 15
Reality: Good luck trying to discredit me on a claim that you cannot disprove

HTexan · « **Reply #164 on:** April 13, 2009, 12:27:51 PM »

MuscleMcMannus · « **Reply #165 on:** April 13, 2009, 12:35:32 PM »

Chick has that typical guido east coast build with a head like a fucking cinderblock. Give him some drugs, half ass it in the gym, and his genetics = Bob Chick professional bodybuilder. No secrets there. Chick reminds me A LOT of Phil Hernon. Both were big boys as teenagers. Now one is a fat ass supplement charlatan selling protein powders to cancer patients and the other is a spokeshole for the IFBB who wears tacky suits and perms his hair.

muscularny · « **Reply #166 on:** April 13, 2009, 12:35:54 PM »

another old one is

yes I did come in 15th but the overall crowd gave me the loudest applause

tbombz · « **Reply #167 on:** April 13, 2009, 12:36:44 PM »

as far as the supplements go the pros do use the protein they get but they sell all the other stuff

MuscleMcMannus · « **Reply #168 on:** April 13, 2009, 12:38:48 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on April 13, 2009, 12:36:44 PM

as far as the supplements go the pros do use the protein they get but they sell all the other stuff

Do you honestly think pros "sell" their extra shit? Haha. Do you even think it's worth it to them to sell a bucket of protein powder? What are they going to do........post it on ebay? LMAO! Aren't you the same guy that was saying most pros ship their steroids through the mail so they can have it ready at their shows? You are definitely in the know tdizzle.

Chick · « **Reply #169 on:** April 13, 2009, 12:53:07 PM »

Quote from: MuscleMcMannus on April 13, 2009, 12:35:32 PM

Chick has that typical guido east coast build with a head like a fucking cinderblock. Give him some drugs, half ass it in the gym, and his genetics = Bob Chick professional bodybuilder. No secrets there. Chick reminds me A LOT of Phil Hernon. Both were big boys as teenagers. Now one is a fat ass supplement charlatan selling protein powders to cancer patients and the other is a spokeshole for the IFBB who wears tacky suits and perms his hair.

What kind of "typical east coast guido build" would that be, exactly?

MuscleMcMannus · « **Reply #170 on:** April 13, 2009, 12:55:17 PM »

Quote from: Chick on April 13, 2009, 12:53:07 PM

What kind of "typical east coast guido build" would that be, exactly?

Naturally big and muscular.

hazbin · « **Reply #171 on:** April 13, 2009, 12:56:28 PM »

Quote from: Chick on April 13, 2009, 12:53:07 PM

What kind of "typical east coast guido build" would that be, exactly?

symetrical and huge?

Chick · « **Reply #172 on:** April 13, 2009, 01:00:13 PM »

Quote from: MuscleMcMannus on April 13, 2009, 12:55:17 PM

Naturally big and muscular.

And whats the cinderblock coment all about?

MuscleMcMannus · « **Reply #173 on:** April 13, 2009, 01:02:39 PM »

Quote from: Chick on April 13, 2009, 01:00:13 PM

And whats the cinderblock coment all about?

You've got a head like a cinderblock. Aka Jay Cutler and many other pros. Lots of naturally big guys have these type of features. I'm sure you've probably have always had big wrists and large strong hands. It's genetics. Don't get so defensive

Never said you were ugly, just naturally beefy.

MuscleMcMannus · « **Reply #174 on:** April 13, 2009, 01:03:47 PM »

I bet if you showed us pictures from when you were 18 you were probably bigger than most kids your age.