Author Topic: Funny lunch time story. (Read 17245 times)

sarcasm · « **Reply #125 on:** July 07, 2006, 07:57:51 AM »

Quote from: danielson on July 07, 2006, 07:55:58 AM

Its been 15 weeks since I took a pk and I have been a black belt since i was 15. Its not that hard, actually. Just takes a little "efficiency", tubby.

15 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow, i'm proud of you, your teeth must be like one shade less yellow by now and tying your dads black leather belt doesn't make you a black belt.

danielson · « **Reply #126 on:** July 07, 2006, 07:58:13 AM »

Quote from: jaejonna on July 07, 2006, 07:55:35 AM

hahah SenSai needs another Valiumm...

He probably doesnt even remember the Drunk/Drugged Posting from the other night .... what a role model you are for your students..

Just took a valium, which(pay attention Sarcasm), is not a painkiller. My doc says I need them cuz I have bad temper/mood swings. And my students know I am not the best role model. I have "bad" "intentions" tatted on my knuckles, they don't expect a saint.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #127 on:** July 07, 2006, 07:58:32 AM »

Quote from: danielson on July 07, 2006, 07:55:58 AM

Its been 15 weeks since I took a pk and I have been a black belt since i was 15. Its not that hard, actually. Just takes a little "efficiency", tubby.

Very true, all you need to do is do a few choreographed moves, pay enough money and you too can be a black belt....aka minister of death.

Mars · « **Reply #128 on:** July 07, 2006, 08:01:13 AM »

Black belt is another word for black cock.

danielson · « **Reply #129 on:** July 07, 2006, 08:01:23 AM »

Quote from: sarcasm on July 07, 2006, 07:57:51 AM

15 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow, i'm proud of you, your teeth must be like one shade less yellow by now and tying your dads black leather belt doesn't make you a black belt.

Do opiates make your teeth yellow? I never heard that? I actually got the tooth whitening mouth guard from my dentist. It stings for the first couple of nights, but it works good for 200 bucks.

danielson · « **Reply #130 on:** July 07, 2006, 08:02:41 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 07, 2006, 07:58:32 AM

Very true, all you need to do is do a few choreographed moves, pay enough money and you too can be a black belt....aka minister of death.

true to a point, I would do away the belt system entirely(at my gym), but the kids like it.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #131 on:** July 07, 2006, 08:04:02 AM »

Quote from: danielson on July 07, 2006, 08:02:41 AM

true to a point, I would do away the belt system entirely(at my gym), but the kids like it.

Are you like Kramer on that episode of Seinfeld where he rules the dojo?

danielson · « **Reply #132 on:** July 07, 2006, 08:04:45 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 07, 2006, 08:04:02 AM

Are you like Kramer on that episode of Seinfeld where he rules the dojo?

no, but thats funny. I actually don't train anyone under 12, mainly 17 to 40 year olds.

sarcasm · « **Reply #133 on:** July 07, 2006, 08:05:06 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 07, 2006, 08:04:02 AM

Are you like Kramer on that episode of Seinfeld where he rules the dojo?

danielson's teacher was Rex Kwon Do.

danielson · « **Reply #134 on:** July 07, 2006, 08:05:56 AM »

Quote from: sarcasm on July 07, 2006, 08:05:06 AM

danielson's teacher was Rex Kwon Do.

You want me to get you an autographed pair of his American Zubaz for your collection, fatass?

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #135 on:** July 07, 2006, 08:12:31 AM »

danielson, should we call you "Tiny little fists of fury" or "minister of death?"

sarcasm · « **Reply #136 on:** July 07, 2006, 08:14:16 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 07, 2006, 08:12:31 AM

danielson, should we call you "Tiny little fists of fury" or "minister of death?"

i just call him a little p.ussy ass bitch.

danielson · « **Reply #137 on:** July 07, 2006, 08:14:38 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 07, 2006, 08:12:31 AM

danielson, should we call you "Tiny little fists of fury" or "minister of death?"

Either one is cool as long as Sarcasm stops calling me for real. Damn fatass begs me for phonesex every two hours.

danielson · « **Reply #138 on:** July 07, 2006, 08:15:54 AM »

Quote from: sarcasm on July 07, 2006, 08:14:16 AM

i just call him a little p.ussy ass bitch.

Makes sense now, you think I am a pussy, you have never "hit" a pussy, thats why you won't meet me, huh?

DK II · « **Reply #139 on:** July 07, 2006, 11:16:37 AM »

Danielson, you're the biggest post whore there has ever been on this board.
Not ONE of your posts makes sense.

Go and pop some more nubain.

danielson · « **Reply #140 on:** July 07, 2006, 11:21:26 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on July 07, 2006, 11:16:37 AM

Danielson, you're the biggest post whore there has ever been on this board.
Not ONE of your posts makes sense.

Go and pop some more nubain.

never tried it? is it good?

DK II · « **Reply #141 on:** July 07, 2006, 11:28:45 AM »

Quote from: danielson on July 07, 2006, 11:21:26 AM

never tried it? is it good ?

Monster self revealing mistake.

danielson · « **Reply #142 on:** July 07, 2006, 11:29:59 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on July 07, 2006, 11:28:45 AM

Monster self revealing mistake.

whatever, is it good? is it injectable?

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #143 on:** July 07, 2006, 11:31:40 AM »

Quote from: danielson on July 07, 2006, 11:29:59 AM

whatever, is it good? is it injectable?

danielson likes injectables...especially a hot beef one.

danielson · « **Reply #144 on:** July 07, 2006, 11:33:01 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 07, 2006, 11:31:40 AM

danielson likes injectables...especially a hot beef one.

wow..you are the first cheeleadingsquad member to make a gay joke... congrats!

DK II · « **Reply #145 on:** July 07, 2006, 11:33:37 AM »

Why don't we stop danielson from ruining this great thread and bash on fat people some more.

anvil · « **Reply #146 on:** July 07, 2006, 11:33:40 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 07, 2006, 11:31:40 AM

danielson likes injectables...especially a hot beef one.

This thread had gone from fatty's hot beef sandwiches to danielson's hot beef injections...

danielson · « **Reply #147 on:** July 07, 2006, 11:37:29 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on July 07, 2006, 11:33:37 AM

Why don't we stop danielson from ruining this great thread and bash on fat people some more.

Just cuz Sarcasm would let you be a cheerleader doesn't mean you have to make fun of him.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #148 on:** July 07, 2006, 11:38:31 AM »

Yes, lets get back on track. Fatty hasn't showed his bulbous noggin around here lately. If I spy him waddling into the Subway, I'm going to stop by to say hi and apologize.

anvil · « **Reply #149 on:** July 07, 2006, 11:40:32 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 07, 2006, 11:38:31 AM

Yes, lets get back on track. Fatty hasn't showed his bulbous noggin around here lately. If I spy him waddling into the Subway, I'm going to stop by to say hi and apologize.

Maybe you can buy him lunch; stop by the bank and fill out a loan app first