Author Topic: More nasty college monsters in the gym a couple nights ago!  (Read 2919 times)

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So I leave work and head to my local Gold's for my weekly savage triceps assault.   I've done a couple movements when I move over to a flat bench for some close grips.   The bench was located next to an incline bench where 4 massive 160lb college-age monsters are grunting and yelling through brutal 3-rep sets of 175lb inclines LOL!!!   Normally I wouldn't pay any attention, but these beasts of the iron sport were particularly loud and screamed at each other before, during and after each nasty set.   Finally the big bastard of the group laid his enormous 180lb frame on the incline bench and requested a monstrous 205lbs be put on the bar.   After several minutes of beastly snarling and grunting with the other monsters the bar was slammed up off it's supports and brought into the upright part of the range of motion to begin the rep.   About 2 seconds into the bars descent the 180lb beast's shoulder can no longer support the massive 205lb incline and it dislocates and the weighted bar comes ackwardly crashing down, but not before one end of the bar is quickly flung in the air smacking one of the 160lb monsters square in the grill and knockin him to the floor.   HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  I laughed for 5 minutes, shook my head, then finished my close grips and proceeded to the pushdown station while the injured behemoths slowly made their way to the gym exit.  AAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!   PWN3D!!!!!!111

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Re: More nasty college monsters in the gym a couple nights ago!
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2006, 11:33:53 AM »
Times like that you wish Stoppa was there to put them in line!!!

I would of pointed them towards daycare, thats where they keep such childlike toys!!!
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Re: More nasty college monsters in the gym a couple nights ago!
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2006, 11:35:32 AM »
Times like that you wish Stoppa was there to put them in line!!!

I would of pointed them towards daycare, thats where they keep such childlike toys!!!

Exactly, Showstoppa would've have quickly pointed them towards the area designated for "monsters" below 200lbs....as it should be!!

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Re: More nasty college monsters in the gym a couple nights ago!
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2006, 11:40:19 AM »
yes Man of Steel how did you control your awe of these man mountains?
205lb. inclines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaejonna rows 125!!

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Re: More nasty college monsters in the gym a couple nights ago!
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2006, 11:45:26 AM »
yes Man of Steel how did you control your awe of these man mountains?
205lb. inclines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was difficult considering their massive 160lbs physiques and the intensity of the 175lb inclines they brutalized for 3-rep sets with 2 spotters per lift!!!   It must've been their $4 bb carbo drinks they gulped between sets that added to their monstrous nastiness!!!!

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Re: More nasty college monsters in the gym a couple nights ago!
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2006, 11:47:14 AM »
pwned by natural selection, I love it!!!!

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Re: More nasty college monsters in the gym a couple nights ago!
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2006, 11:53:18 AM »
It was difficult considering their massive 160lbs physiques and the intensity of the 175lb inclines they brutalized for 3-rep sets with 2 spotters per lift!!!   It must've been their $4 bb carbo drinks they gulped between sets that added to their monstrous nastiness!!!!
hashahaha, yes Man of Steel they are the type of guys who take ephedrine because "intensity is everything" not realizing that the ephedrine is the thing that's keeping them skinny.
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Re: More nasty college monsters in the gym a couple nights ago!
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2006, 01:08:49 PM »
hashahaha, yes Man of Steel they are the type of guys who take ephedrine because "intensity is everything" not realizing that the ephedrine is the thing that's keeping them skinny.

They're also the same assholes that buy all the bb mags so they can score the great bb tips from the Muscletech and Animal Pak ads.

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Re: More nasty college monsters in the gym a couple nights ago!
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2006, 01:20:35 PM »
hahahahaha is gibber ok now?
just push some weight!

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Re: More nasty college monsters in the gym a couple nights ago!
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2006, 01:22:18 PM »
205 on inclines, BRUTAL INSANITY!!!!!

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Re: More nasty college monsters in the gym a couple nights ago!
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2006, 01:27:42 PM »
hahahahaha is gibber ok now?

HAAHAHAHAAH!!!  Alexxx are you suggesting that gibber is weaker than an 8-yr old cub scout stuck in a wheelchair?

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Re: More nasty college monsters in the gym a couple nights ago!
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2006, 01:28:06 PM »
Man those guys are brutal monsters no doubt. ;D

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Re: More nasty college monsters in the gym a couple nights ago!
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2006, 01:30:17 PM »
HAAHAHAHAAH!!!  Alexxx are you suggesting that gibber is weaker than an 8-yr old cub scout stuck in a wheelchair?

YES MOS! Gibber is weaker than Elton John around the hotdog stand!
just push some weight!

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Re: More nasty college monsters in the gym a couple nights ago!
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2006, 01:33:16 PM »
They're also the same assholes that buy all the bb mags so they can score the great bb tips from the Muscletech and Animal Pak ads.

no, YOUR fat friend Sarcasm is the one who plagiarizes the Animal Pak, don't you remember that pedophile story about efficiency?
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Re: More nasty college monsters in the gym a couple nights ago!
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2006, 01:43:48 PM »
hahahaha, great story MOS.  Bruno would have banished them to the "Small world" area of sub 200lbers, thereby avoiding this.  they only have a max of 135lbs on any lift in that area.  Keeps the lil guys from getting injured.

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Re: More nasty college monsters in the gym a couple nights ago!
« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2006, 01:45:05 PM »
no, YOUR fat friend Sarcasm is the one who plagiarizes the Animal Pak, don't you remember that pedophile story about efficiency?

You are the dumbest POS on this board.