"Kegdrainer" is the kind of guy that hangs out in Walmart perusing the "Westcoast Choppers" discount t-shirt section, and every time a 13 year old walks by he sticks his chest out as far as possible so it nearly matches the girth of his fat stomach, then when someone complains, the elderly door greeter walks up to you and says, "hey little bitch, you need to leave, NOW!" So Cockdrainer says, "hey mister, didn't you serve in Korea? Maybe I can make you change your mind?" as he goes down to his knees and unzips the man's fly hahahahahahahahaah gayer than toast