Author Topic: Does Anyone Believe Chris Cormier's Ridiculous B.S. Story? (Read 9725 times)

Blockhead · « **Reply #25 on:** August 03, 2006, 12:27:22 PM »

mac. what do you expect, brah? The 'interview' was conducted by a siliconed dyed haird blonde air-head face.

I know what a load of horsesiht...he was in NJ...to wait to go to England. Mmm..Hmm.

If he was in Jersey it was prolly' to see one of his baby mamas or one of his babyboos thats why he was in Jersey.

mac7000 · « **Reply #26 on:** August 03, 2006, 12:29:36 PM »

Patients who are unstable and "flatlining" don't get transported by ambulance. The hospital waits for the patient to stabilize then they transport or call for a helicopter. I don't post very often I usually just read because everything thats comes out of a Pros mouth is complete BULLSHIT. These guys would lie about what day of the week it is.

mac7000 · « **Reply #27 on:** August 03, 2006, 12:30:55 PM »

"air-head face" I like that LOL

sgt. d · « **Reply #28 on:** August 03, 2006, 12:33:13 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 03, 2006, 12:27:22 PM

mac. what do you expect, brah? The 'interview' was conducted by a siliconed dyed haird blonde air-head face.

I know what a load of horsesiht...he was in NJ...to wait to go to England. Mmm..Hmm.

If he was in Jersey it was prolly' to see one of his baby mamas or one of his babyboos thats why he was in Jersey.

sgt. d · « **Reply #29 on:** August 03, 2006, 12:34:03 PM »

dude are you angry at the world

HUGEPECS · « **Reply #30 on:** August 03, 2006, 12:43:28 PM »

take no joy in a man's misfortune, your ass might be next and you might not even get lucky ass clowns

Blockhead · « **Reply #31 on:** August 03, 2006, 12:43:59 PM »

No not at all...what gives you that idea?

Van_Bilderass · « **Reply #32 on:** August 03, 2006, 12:47:26 PM »

I may be mistaken but didn't Cormier OD in Mexico a few years ago and then blamed the incident on low blood sugar? Anyone remember the story?

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #33 on:** August 03, 2006, 12:51:34 PM »

Quote from: HUGEPECS on August 03, 2006, 12:43:28 PM

take no joy in a man's misfortune, your ass might be next and you might not even get lucky ass clowns

Do you honestly believe CC's story about what took place? If he was legit injured/sick I would not be joking about it, but this whole thing just sounds like another chapter in the CC files. He's a rec. drug user and I would bet that it was simply drug related. That's why he is getting no sympathy from us.

nycbull · « **Reply #34 on:** August 03, 2006, 12:59:37 PM »

Quote from: mac7000 on August 03, 2006, 12:24:07 PM

Im also curious were these Mags and websites find these writers for there interviews. They are all poorly written, including indepth questions like whats your favorite color? or did you play sports in high school?

So right man, and this so called writer posted some medical graphic without any source "proving" that spinal infections are caused by anabolic steroid use and then she didn't even ask "well if you keep using steroids will the infection come back?" Comier just said he was going to go light on leg workouts in the future. I am so sick of these lame bodybuilding bullshit stories and the stupid sycophant writers that work in the industry who publish this crap. I realize they can't tell the truth and in some ways don't have to, they are entitiled to their privacy, but don't lie to us, we are not stupid.

bigmikecox · « **Reply #35 on:** August 03, 2006, 01:00:23 PM »

Sounds for legit than getting carjacked by ninja's

youandme · « **Reply #36 on:** August 03, 2006, 01:05:00 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 03, 2006, 10:13:53 AM

...NOW!

I don't believe any of it. I know what really happened...my sources was saying something about how he was using his cell phone under powerlines during a major thunder storm...detailes are all heresay right now but rumor has it lightning struck one of the power generators and ricocheted(sp?) off one of the cables which caused the current to direct itself right to Cormiers cell phone's antenna which zapped his b-ack ass s good it knocked him out cold for a month!

I'll confirm it when I have more information...like I said this is what I heard from other sources. I should even have what ho he was on the phone with to...and what conversation was overheard before the whole incident...stand by.

Haha ok so what was trhe conversation about

I have to ask

Blockhead · « **Reply #37 on:** August 03, 2006, 01:14:04 PM »

Quote from: youandme on August 03, 2006, 01:05:00 PM

Haha ok so what was trhe conversation about I have to ask

I dont have that data yet...stand by, I'm trying to get ahold of my contact who claims he was standing close to the whole incident and heard the whole thing. I'll post it as soon as I get it...

xpac2 · « **Reply #38 on:** August 03, 2006, 01:22:30 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 03, 2006, 01:14:04 PM

I dont have that data yet...stand by, I'm trying to get ahold of my contact who claims he was standing close to the whole incident and heard the whole thing. I'll post it as soon as I get it...

This is going to be awesome!

ribonucleic · « **Reply #39 on:** August 03, 2006, 01:58:10 PM »

Quote from: Van_Bilderass on August 03, 2006, 12:47:26 PM

I may be mistaken but didn't Cormier OD in Mexico a few years ago and then blamed the incident on low blood sugar?

Yeah, and Lindsay Lohan had to go to the hospital for "dehydration" !

Monster lies! Brutal lack of work ethic!

bailey · « **Reply #40 on:** August 03, 2006, 02:39:31 PM »

I will say this though. The CC Cell phone jokes never get old.
" That's some phunny shyt yo "

youandme · « **Reply #41 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:22:03 PM »

Quote from: ribonucleic on August 03, 2006, 01:58:10 PM

Yeah, and Lindsay Lohan had to go to the hospital for "dehydration" !

Monster lies! Brutal lack of work ethic!

The other time it was over-exhaustion

Blockhead · « **Reply #42 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:59:43 PM »

This just in!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry everyone for how long it took me to acquire this information but I just hung up the phone with my contact who was an eyewitness when Cormier was struck by the lightning bolt that sent his black a-s up in the hospital and was close enough to get details of the conversation he was having on his cell phone at the time of the incident.

I took alot of notes but it appears...that Cormier was wearing a overblown Dallas Cowboys jersey, he had his iPod and headphones around his neck...had a blue bandana on (prolly' representin either compton crips or hoovers)...he had one pant leg up and the other pant leg down. He proceeded to tell me he ended a conversation with one ho...when his cell blew up again and confirmed the hip hop ringtone was ''...meet me in the club iss goin dooownn..meet me in the mall iss goin dooownn " and from what I was told and what my notes dictate here...the conversation went something like this...

"..ello? ello? who be dis? huh? Tanisha?...huh?...awww...you be da one who works all up at Popeye's Chicken? Awwwww...wassup babygirlboo! I thought you wasnt gonna call me for a minute, boo...wat u be doin you be slinging those biscuits and buffalo wings up out of there rite now...huh? awww you be goin to pick up your sho'ty...how old your sho'ty be? 15? word? where he stay wit you or his baby daddy...oh for real...snap! on the real? so you want me to come see you baby girl boo? you know I be missin you already boo...I just be chillin. I be fin to go get my XBOX on...on the real, yo...you know I be swole all fo' you baby girl...huh? why you gotta trip you know I aint got no other boo...you know I be wantin to make you my one and only boo...huh? I be walkin all up by these power lines...naw...naw...iss bout to rain like a muthafka...huh? tru...tru...I be thinking about u for a minute...I be thinking dat I'm fin to...

It was then when the lighting struck and richocheted in to his antenna and zapped the shit out of his balck ass!

My contact said he kind of got out of there he said it was storming pretty bad but he did wait around until the 'bambulance' arrived. I guess one of the paramedics was a white bitch so Cormier was able to revive himself for long enough to try to 'holla at her and git all up on those digits'...after they closed the ambulance doors...they just drove away. Thats all that he witnessed and overheard.

I'll post more if I get anything els....

xpac2 · « **Reply #43 on:** August 04, 2006, 07:42:59 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 03, 2006, 04:59:43 PM

This just in!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry everyone for how long it took me to acquire this information but I just hung up the phone with my contact who was an eyewitness when Cormier was struck by the lightning bolt that sent his black a-s up in the hospital and was close enough to get details of the conversation he was having on his cell phone at the time of the incident.

I took alot of notes but it appears...that Cormier was wearing a overblown Dallas Cowboys jersey, he had his iPod and headphones around his neck...had a blue bandana on (prolly' representin either compton crips or hoovers)...he had one pant leg up and the other pant leg down. He proceeded to tell me he ended a conversation with one ho...when his cell blew up again and confirmed the hip hop ringtone was ''...meet me in the club iss goin dooownn..meet me in the mall iss goin dooownn " and from what I was told and what my notes dictate here...the conversation went something like this...

"..ello? ello? who be dis? huh? Tanisha?...huh?...awww...you be da one who works all up at Popeye's Chicken? Awwwww...wassup babygirlboo! I thought you wasnt gonna call me for a minute, boo...wat u be doin you be slinging those biscuits and buffalo wings up out of there rite now...huh? awww you be goin to pick up your sho'ty...how old your sho'ty be? 15? word? where he stay wit you or his baby daddy...oh for real...snap! on the real? so you want me to come see you baby girl boo? you know I be missin you already boo...I just be chillin. I be fin to go get my XBOX on...on the real, yo...you know I be swole all fo' you baby girl...huh? why you gotta trip you know I aint got no other boo...you know I be wantin to make you my one and only boo...huh? I be walkin all up by these power lines...naw...naw...iss bout to rain like a muthafka...huh? tru...tru...I be thinking about u for a minute...I be thinking dat I'm fin to...

It was then when the lighting struck and richocheted in to his antenna and zapped the shit out of his balck ass!

My contact said he kind of got out of there he said it was storming pretty bad but he did wait around until the 'bambulance' arrived. I guess one of the paramedics was a white bitch so Cormier was able to revive himself for long enough to try to 'holla at her and git all up on those digits'...after they closed the ambulance doors...they just drove away. Thats all that he witnessed and overheard.

I'll post more if I get anything els....

LMFAO Classic!

DK II · « **Reply #44 on:** August 04, 2006, 08:25:39 AM »

I think he got a stroke when he saw his phone bill.

rocket · « **Reply #45 on:** August 04, 2006, 08:30:32 AM »

Whatever he's done I would not be suprised to hear that he develops a full blown painkiller addiction from this.

Or maybe thats what started this.

youandme · « **Reply #46 on:** August 04, 2006, 08:32:16 AM »

"wat u be doin you be slinging those biscuits and buffalo wings" LMAO

The overload of ringtone downloads might be partly to blame for the stronger forced volt of electricity.

the shadow · « **Reply #47 on:** August 04, 2006, 09:32:17 AM »

the funniest thing about that cormier story was when he said he hurt his back while performing squats and then while he was doing that he was checkin out a chick there and when he turned around he messed up the squat..wat a fuckin pathetic looser..he should retire..

DK II · « **Reply #48 on:** August 04, 2006, 09:33:37 AM »

Quote from: the shadow on August 04, 2006, 09:32:17 AM

the funniest thing about that cormier story was when he said he hurt his back while performing squats and then while he was doing that he was checkin out a chick there and when he turned around he messed up the squat..wat a fuckin pathetic looser..he should retire..

well that could never happen to you, hmm? You just don't look at girls.

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #49 on:** August 04, 2006, 11:33:37 AM »

Quote from: the shadow on August 04, 2006, 09:32:17 AM

the funniest thing about that cormier story was when he said he hurt his back while performing squats and then while he was doing that he was checkin out a chick there and when he turned around he messed up the squat..wat a fuckin pathetic looser..he should retire..

he was 19 - give him a break

the fact he developed an Olympia calibre physique training around his injury is impressive