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[Kegdrainer]

Just for you haters.   Just so You all know i have secured a phenomenal nutritionist who has trained bodybuilding champions.  He is building a list for my diet and supplementations.  Next monday my regimen will completely change and I will be in a cutting phase....starting at 265 my initial goal will be 215.  With proper diet and supplementation (the legal kind) and 2 hours of cardio a day (3 if I feel saucy) I should reach that weight within 2-3 months easily.  See you all on the slim side.

[Army of One]

ok "Kegdrainer" hahahaha Oh brother

[Kegdrainer]

ok "Kegdrainer" hahahaha Oh brother

hate all you want.  Anyone wanting to place bets here that I cant drop 50 lbs within 2-3 months put some cash up or shut your hater mouths.

[The Showstoppa]

hahaha, fat guy in a little coat....fat guy in a little coat. hahahaha

[Bluto]

why did you add 50 pounds to begin with

[NarcissisticDeity]

You most certainly DON'T need 3 hours of cardio a day to lose that in 3 months .

[Army of One]

You most certainly DON'T need 3 hours of cardio a day to lose that in 3 months .

Doesnt need any cardio if his diet is in check

[Bluto]

doesnt need to have a diet in check if he do a lot of cardio

[Army of One]

Doesnt need to have a diet in check or do cardio if he becomes a crack addict

[buffbodz]

http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/funnyfatkidstalkinggirls.html

[Bluto]

doesnt need to lift weights to be a crack addict

[Kegdrainer]

why did you add 50 pounds to begin with

i wanst always 265, it all started in tenth grade when I was 165 lbs.  
I got sick, mono and tonsilitis, and the medications conflict so I was basically laid up in bed for months with zero metabolism and eating ice cream all day.  After 4 months I was about 355 pounds, wearing a size 54 pants.  After I got better, I had to bust my ass to lose weight because of the pressures of kids at my school, not even recognizing me after I came back....really motivated me to hit the gym and start running.

I lost most of the weight over the next 6 months, but plateaued at about 215, with a lot more lean mass than I had before I was sick.  Carrying the extra weight was like a giant full body workout for a year and I had built a lot of muscle.  I played football too so I would go back up to 250 for the season, and back down to 215 for wrestling.  After I went to college I went back up to football weight and stayed there.  Since then I have gained about another 15 pounds, and it has been comfortable for me so I just kept it.  

Now I think it's about time for a change.  I wouldn't mind getting ripped up, even just to prove to people how easy it is.

I realize that 2-3 hours of cardio is a bit overkill, but its to prove a point.  Weight loss is easy when youhave a good formula. That's all I am doing.  

[ribonucleic]

Next monday my regimen will completely change and I will be in a cutting phase.

Translation: "I'll stop buying those jumbo size bags of Cheetos at Costco"

[Army of One]

You gained 190 pounds in 4 months, EPIC LIES

[The Showstoppa]

i wanst always 265, it all started in tenth grade when I was 165 lbs.  
I got sick, mono and tonsilitis, and the medications conflict so I was basically laid up in bed for months with zero metabolism and eating ice cream all day.  After 4 months I was about 355 pounds, wearing a size 54 pants.  After I got better, I had to bust my ass to lose weight because of the pressures of kids at my school, not even recognizing me after I came back....really motivated me to hit the gym and start running.

I lost most of the weight over the next 6 months, but plateaued at about 215, with a lot more lean mass than I had before I was sick.  Carrying the extra weight was like a giant full body workout for a year and I had built a lot of muscle.  I played football too so I would go back up to 250 for the season, and back down to 215 for wrestling.  After I went to college I went back up to football weight and stayed there.  Since then I have gained about another 15 pounds, and it has been comfortable for me so I just kept it.  

Now I think it's about time for a change.  I wouldn't mind getting ripped up, even just to prove to people how easy it is.

I realize that 2-3 hours of cardio is a bit overkill, but its to prove a point.  Weight loss is easy when youhave a good formula. That's all I am doing.  

You lying lard-ass.  You would be the only person in history to actually gain weight from having mono.  I had friends who lost 50+ pounds with it.  Face it you were/are a fat kid who hasn't met a sammich he didn't like.

[Kegdrainer]

You gained 190 pounds in 4 months, EPIC LIES

it was probably closer to 6 months total for gaining all that weight

[TheBlockHead]

 Doesnt have to be a crack addict to gain weight from mono if he doesnt do cardio if he diets right to...awww fcuk it nevermind...damn, I suck!

[Kegdrainer]

You lying lard-ass.  You would be the only person in history to actually gain weight from having mono.  I had friends who lost 50+ pounds with it.  Face it you were/are a fat kid who hasn't met a sammich he didn't like.

mono and tonsilitis at the same time....totally different story.  Weight loss is usually a result of the medications they put you on for Mono.  because of the conflict with the tonsilitis medicaitons there were complicaitons.  I have no reason to make any of this shit up, I was laid up for months, could barely move from my bed and all i did was eat ice cream.   That's kinda brutal on your bodyfat levels.

[Army of One]

it was probably closer to 6 months total for gaining all that weight

I going to hazard a guess that nobody has ever gained 190 pounds in 6 months, stop lying you fat bastard just eat and drink less.

[The Showstoppa]

mono and tonsilitis at the same time....totally different story.  Weight loss is usually a result of the medications they put you on for Mono.  because of the conflict with the tonsilitis medicaitons there were complicaitons.  I have no reason to make any of this shit up, I was laid up for months, could barely move from my bed and all i did was eat ice cream.   That's kinda brutal on your bodyfat levels.

alright, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt....since you're my favorite carnie. 

[RJB]

That's a lot of damn cardio. Don't you have a job? Or a girlfriend?

[dr.chimps]

I going to hazard a guess that nobody has ever gained 190 pounds in 6 months, stop lying you fat bastard just eat and drink less.

I used to be able to put on 5 lbs on a beer and pizza binge weekend, no probs. Ya just gotta want it. Dig deep, and you could do it.

[Slick Vic]

Just for you haters.   Just so You all know i have secured a phenomenal nutritionist who has trained bodybuilding champions.  He is building a list for my diet and supplementations.  Next monday my regimen will completely change and I will be in a cutting phase....starting at 265 my initial goal will be 215.  With proper diet and supplementation (the legal kind) and 2 hours of cardio a day (3 if I feel saucy) I should reach that weight within 2-3 months easily.  See you all on the slim side.

ummmm.... ooooookay. Good for you?

By the way, I'm not hatin'. 

[Mick33]

  Why did your parents buy you so much ice cream, that is fucked! 

[The True Adonis]

This is going to be a complete and utter disaster/failure.

I`ll put 100 dollars on it.