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Author Topic: TO BE 6 AGAIN  (Read 1927 times)
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« on: August 11, 2006, 05:26:07 PM »


  A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
  observing his wife turning back and forth,
  looking at herself in the mirror.

  Since her birthday was not far off,
  he asked what she'd like to have for
  her Birthday.

  I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.

  On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early,
  made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms,
  and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
  What a day !
  He put her on every ride in the park; the Death
  Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster
  Roller Coaster.... everything there was. Five hours
  Later they staggered out of the theme park. Her
  head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

  He then took her to a McDonald's where he
  ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries
  and a chocolate shake.

  Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop,
  and her favorite candy, M&M's.
  What a fabulous adventure !
  Finally she wobbled home with her
  husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

  He leaned over his wife with a big smile and
  lovingly asked, Well Dear, what was it like being six again ? ?

  Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

  I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ass!!

  The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get
  it wrong.
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Eyeball Chambers
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Would you hold still? You're making me fuck up...

« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2006, 06:53:18 PM »

I still do.  Cheesy
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