Author Topic: It all started... (Read 10157 times)

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **on:** August 28, 2006, 09:46:45 AM »

With a beer. "Just 1", Tom thought to himself as he kicked back with his buddies to watch the game. "I refuse to get drunk tonight. If I come home wasted again she's gonna flip on me". By the second quarter Tom was 3 deep into a 6 pack and already feeling no pain. At 1 AM he stumbled through the front door of the condo. And Maria was waiting. "Hey babe, I ahh um" "Shut the fuck up Tommy" Maria barked back. "Tomorrow I'm moving out, I've had enough of your bullshit." And with that she turned and walked to the bedroom leaving Tom to fend for himself on the couch. They had been living together for 2 years and now after numerous attempts to straighten himself out, he had finally pulled the straw that broke the camel's back. Life would never be the same for him, though what was coming his way over the coming weeks, he could have never even dreamed of...

Always Sore · « **Reply #1 on:** August 28, 2006, 09:55:14 AM »

new story?

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #2 on:** August 28, 2006, 10:09:46 AM »

Why not. I'm sick of wading through post after post of 9/11 conspiracies and hateful bullshit. Time for a little BKS fun. You game bro?

Migs · « **Reply #3 on:** August 28, 2006, 10:10:27 AM »

will this be a free for all forum?

Always Sore · « **Reply #4 on:** August 28, 2006, 10:10:53 AM »

Quote from: YoMamaBeenLurking on August 28, 2006, 10:09:46 AM

Why not. I'm sick of wading through post after post of 9/11 conspiracies and hateful bullshit. Time for a little BKS fun. You game bro?

always..

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #5 on:** August 28, 2006, 10:18:55 AM »

Quote from: Migs on August 28, 2006, 10:10:27 AM

will this be a free for all forum?

Absolutely Miggers.

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #6 on:** August 28, 2006, 10:19:52 AM »

Quote from: YoMamaBeenLurking on August 28, 2006, 09:46:45 AM

With a beer. "Just 1", Tom thought to himself as he kicked back with his buddies to watch the game. "I refuse to get drunk tonight. If I come home wasted again she's gonna flip on me". By the second quarter Tom was 3 deep into a 6 pack and already feeling no pain. At 1 AM he stumbled through the front door of the condo. And Maria was waiting. "Hey babe, I ahh um" "Shut the f**k up Tommy" Maria barked back. "Tomorrow I'm moving out, I've had enough of your bullshit." And with that she turned and walked to the bedroom leaving Tom to fend for himself on the couch. They had been living together for 2 years and now after numerous attempts to straighten himself out, he had finally pulled the straw that broke the camel's back. Life would never be the same for him, though what was coming his way over the coming weeks, he could have never even dreamed of...

...he coud never have dreamed of his coming of age...his quickening. He had once read someplace that men never grew up, " they only came of age". It seems he was being given the chance to prove 'them' wrong. " And that ws looking at it as the glass half full", he thought , " a love affair that killed a love affair" ,his mind added and he smiled genuinely. At 30 he had almost given up on trying to stop his mind from ad libbing whthout his permission. Besides, it ws amusing. Ten yrs ago he had had his first revelation in his first drink , " i know what i wanna be when i grow up...an alcoholic!", he had thought and grinned. Well at least it had a certain romantic trajedy to it and that gave him a lisence....

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #7 on:** August 28, 2006, 10:31:28 AM »

Right ON, Toxy stepping up!

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #8 on:** August 28, 2006, 11:09:59 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on August 28, 2006, 10:19:52 AM

...he coud never have dreamed of his coming of age...his quickening. He had once read someplace that men never grew up, " they only came of age". It seems he was being given the chance to prove 'them' wrong. " And that ws looking at it as the glass half full", he thought , " a love affair that killed a love affair" ,his mind added and he smiled genuinely. At 30 he had almost given up on trying to stop his mind from ad libbing whthout his permission. Besides, it ws amusing. Ten yrs ago he had had his first revelation in his first drink , " i know what i wanna be when i grow up...an alcoholic!", he had thought and grinned. Well at least it had a certain romantic trajedy to it and that gave him a lisence....

Unfortunatley that liscence was to gradually destroy himself, as Maria was now the third relationship in a row that he had botched due to drinking and "coming of age" revelations. Before he knew it his smile faded and he drifted off into never never land, half on the couch half off, with drool running from his mouth gradually soaking his pillow....

Always Sore · « **Reply #9 on:** August 28, 2006, 11:53:24 AM »

At first the sensation of a tongue on his mouth was excitment, maria had cooled down and came back, but the rotten breath and wet nose jarred him back to reality and to Buddy his loyal golden retriever licking his face with tail waggen. Light streamed into his dingy room and it was all he could do to pull on his tattered gym shorts and grab Buddies leash as he headed for the door, which seemed to be swaying, or was that him. He felt the sunshin more then saw it as his eyes were squinted closed and Buddy was already looking fo a place to pee, which seemed like a really good idea and before Tom even cleared the porch he took out his junk and started to water the flowers with a yellow stream of last nights leftovers. As the last of the dew was shaken off the daisy and he had opened his eyes fully Tom caught sight of the noisy neighbor Ms Jenkins with mouth agap at his little yellow freedom time, shake her finger at him before stalking back inside her house. "f**k you very much" he called after her..it was going to be one of those days.

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #10 on:** August 28, 2006, 11:58:52 AM »

Quote from: Always Sore on August 28, 2006, 11:53:24 AM

At first the sensation of a tongue on his mouth was excitment, maria had cooled down and came back, but the rotten breath and wet nose jarred him back to reality and to Buddy his loyal golden retriever licking his face with tale waggen. Light streamed into his dingy room and it was all he could do to pull on his tattered gym shorts and grab Buddies leash as he headed for the door, which seemed to be swaying, or was that him. He felt the sunshin more then saw it as his eyes were squinted closed and Buddy was already looking fo a place to pee, which seemed like a really good idea and before Tom even cleared the porch he took out his junk and started to water the flowers with a yello stream of last nights leftovers. As the last of the deww was shaken off the daisy and he had opened his eyes fully Tom caught sight of the noisy neighbor Ms Jenkins with mouth agap at his little yellow freedom time, shake her finger at him before stalking back inside her house. "f**k you very much" he called after her..it was going to be one of those days.

He shrugged and walked back inside. Buddy ran to the kitchen and greedilly slopped at his water dish. Tom walked down the hall and opened the bedroom door. "Babe, I...WTF" the room looked like a bomb went off. Drawers were half open, the sheets were missing from the bed. And maria was nowhere to be found. And then it hit him. She really was gone.

RIIIINNNNGGG He ran for the phone..."Tombo! Wake up dickhead" Your my best man and tonight's my bachelor party!!" Neil shouted through the phone. "I hope you got something extra special up your sleeve my brother hahahaha!"

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #11 on:** August 28, 2006, 12:00:51 PM »

Could not resist...BKS turn to porn ahead

Always Sore · « **Reply #12 on:** August 28, 2006, 12:05:59 PM »

Quote from: YoMamaBeenLurking on August 28, 2006, 11:58:52 AM

He shrugged and walked back inside. Buddy ran to the kitchen and greedilly slopped at his water dish. Tom walked down the hall and opened the bedroom door. "Babe, I...WTF" the room looked like a bomb went off. Drawers were half open, the sheets were missing from the bed. And maria was nowhere to be found. And then it hit him. She really was gone.

RIIIINNNNGGG He ran for the phone..."Tombo! Wake up dickhead" Your my best man and tonight's my bachelor party!!" Neil shouted through the phone. "I hope you got something extra special up your sleeve my brother hahahaha!"

Fuck me in the ass three ways from sunday...brians bachelor party...oh man I am in so fucking much trouble...Damm I need to find a phone book and some naked chicks and hookers and a place and ..wait wait wait first things first where is the freaking coffee. Tom turned around and where the coffee pot normally was there was a really empty space. BITCH !!! fine take a mans heart but not his coffee. Stalking to the fridge for a coke, tom jerked back the door and again much to his suprise it was empty, except a small note...

   Tom,

Dumbass, you forgot to leave money for me to pick up groceries and since I am leaving your dumb worthless ass get you own fucking food.

   No longer yours,
   Maria

FUCKING BITCH, GOD DAMM....tom groaned more then yelled, this freaking day is just getting better and better. Stumbling to the shower to help him come back and feel less like a suvivor from zombie island he was rudely splashed by another note on the shower door.

   Tom,

turned off the water just because your such a prick

   Maria

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #13 on:** August 28, 2006, 12:22:04 PM »

Great stuff!

Migs · « **Reply #14 on:** August 28, 2006, 12:25:57 PM »

it's ok...

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #15 on:** August 28, 2006, 12:34:43 PM »

OK Migs, get with the bachelor party spinning into a drunken booze/sex fest

Migs · « **Reply #16 on:** August 28, 2006, 12:36:10 PM »

i will soon. have to get this crap ready for a closing i have on wednesday

Butterbean · « **Reply #17 on:** August 28, 2006, 02:54:32 PM »

Quote from: Always Sore on August 28, 2006, 12:05:59 PM

f**k me in the ass three ways from sunday...brians bachelor party...oh man I am in so fucking much trouble...Damm I need to find a phone book and some naked chicks and hookers and a place and ..wait wait wait first things first where is the freaking coffee. Tom turned around and where the coffee pot normally was there was a really empty space. BITCH !!! fine take a mans heart but not his coffee. Stalking to the fridge for a coke, tom jerked back the door and again much to his suprise it was empty, except a small note...

   Tom,

Dumbass, you forgot to leave money for me to pick up groceries and since I am leaving your dumb worthless ass get you own fucking food.

   No longer yours,
   Maria

FUCKING BITCH, GOD DAMM....tom groaned more then yelled, this freaking day is just getting better and better. Stumbling to the shower to help him come back and feel less like a suvivor from zombie island he was rudely splashed by another note on the shower door.

   Tom,

turned off the water just because your such a prick

   Maria

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

In a way Tom was grateful that she was gone as his anger raged, escalating almost to what he secretly referred to as the "Thelma Level."

Thelma was the brown-eyed beauty that Tom loved before Maria, and Thelma had known how to push his buttons. He never told anyone what had happened that night, partly because he was so drunk, and partly because he was afraid of what he might have done during his black-out. The last thing he remembered was pulling out handfuls of her gorgeous brunette locks in an incontrollable fury while holding her down on the kitchen floor. He remembered being stunned the next day when the papers said Thelma's body had been found mutilated and scantily clad in a filthy alley downtown.

Migs · « **Reply #18 on:** August 28, 2006, 03:11:29 PM »

Stella???

Butterbean · « **Reply #19 on:** August 28, 2006, 03:48:09 PM »

Quote from: Migs on August 28, 2006, 03:11:29 PM

Stella???

Did I ruin it?

Stella doesn't get to play? $:-\$

Migs · « **Reply #20 on:** August 28, 2006, 06:17:45 PM »

oh you get to play all you want! I was just surprised you contributed. Pleae continue. And isnt almost time for more pics to guess at?

Always Sore · « **Reply #21 on:** August 29, 2006, 05:05:53 AM »

Quote from: STella on August 28, 2006, 02:54:32 PM

In a way Tom was grateful that she was gone as his anger raged, escalating almost to what he secretly referred to as the "Thelma Level."

Thelma was the brown-eyed beauty that Tom loved before Maria, and Thelma had known how to push his buttons. He never told anyone what had happened that night, partly because he was so drunk, and partly because he was afraid of what he might have done during his black-out. The last thing he remembered was pulling out handfuls of her gorgeous brunette locks in an incontrollable fury while holding her down on the kitchen floor. He remembered being stunned the next day when the papers said Thelma's body had been found mutilated and scantily clad in a filthy alley downtown.

Tom, felt a little better once the brown liquid that passed for coffee in this filthy dirty gas station washed down his booze encrused gullet.Ok now have think, I need to get something together for Brians party tonight.The thought hit him like a taser to the taint. SUSAN!!! Susan was a friend of his, dirty blond hair, used to be a cheerleader in high school but was 2 kids and a growing gunt and saggy boobs from her hey day, she used to work at the White Pony club dancing before her second kid and her legion of strech marks caused the managment to finally ask her to stop taking off her clothes and move along for she was making the customers sick. Ah such is the life for a washed up burnt out stripper who toped out at 18 and now at 28 looked like 20 miles of trailer park road. The good thing was Susan knew allot of girls and bars and Tom thought I bet she needs money so I think I might have the hooker angle covered also.The day started to make a turn around he thought as he headed out the door for his car catching his elbow on the incoming grungy pig faced teen barging in the door and spilling his hot coffee all over his pants and leg.

GODDAMMSUNOFABITCH he yelled in one long word, "what the f**k piggy brewster who the f**k taught you how to fucking walk". Piggy boy only stared as Tom stalked away in despair heading for his car shaking coffee off him and checking himself for scald marks, Tom almost smiled as he thought well there what you get for thinking your day was getting better...

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #22 on:** August 29, 2006, 08:02:52 AM »

"Oh well" he thought to himself as he cranked the engine and slapped his car into drive, "bad things come in threes, Maria leaves me high and dry, coffee on my leg, one more to go and I hit the trifecta". He flipped the radio on and grabbed his cell. Barely paying attention to the road as he sped up, busy scrolling through his phonebook looking for Susan's name. He found it and hit dial. Tapping the wheel, looking down at the stereo, 2 rings, a voice "hello" and *crash*

Tom shook himself from the airbag that had deployed in his face. "Whah, how, uhhh" He struggled out of the car and saw the mashed front end and leaking radiator fluid. A bit shaken up but no worse for wear he suddenly realized that he had been in an accident. To his left he saw the back end of an Escalade. Crimped but not the accordian his Honda had become. "Hey asshole" a female voice brought him back to reality. "Look what you did to my car!" Tom shrugged. "And that's 3", he said looking over at the leggy beauty who had emerged from the Caddy. "Guess what? The day only get's better from here." He walked towards her and with a wink and a smile extended his hand and with renewed confidence leaned into her and breathed. "I'm Tom"...

Always Sore · « **Reply #23 on:** August 29, 2006, 08:22:19 AM »

Quote from: YoMamaBeenLurking on August 29, 2006, 08:02:52 AM

"Oh well" he thought to himself as he cranked the engine and slapped his car into drive, "bad things come in threes, Maria leaves me high and dry, coffee on my leg, one more to go and I hit the trifecta". He flipped the radio on and grabbed his cell. Barely paying attention to the road as he sped up, busy scrolling through his phonebook looking for Susan's name. He found it and hit dial. Tapping the wheel, looking down at the stereo, 2 rings, a voice "hello" and *crash*

Tom shook himself from the airbag that had deployed in his face. "Whah, how, uhhh" He struggled out of the car and saw the mashed front end and leaking radiator fluid. A bit shaken up but no worse for wear he suddenly realized that he had been in an accident. To his left he saw the back end of an Escalade. Crimped but not the accordian his Honda had become. "Hey asshole" a female voice brought him back to reality. "Look what you did to my car!" Tom shrugged. "And that's 3", he said looking over at the leggy beauty who had emerged from the Caddy. "Guess what? The day only get's better from here." He walked towards her and with a wink and a smile extended his hand and with renewed confidence leaned into her and breathed. "I'm Tom"...

Hand extended and silly smile plastered on his face Tom did not even see the leggy beauty bring her knee up for a classic krav maga knee strike to the groin. The pain that shot thru him and cause him to black out was almost a pleasure compared to the blinding flash as the concrete met with his skull and left him in a heap on the street.

Tom was coming to surrounded by police and and very gay EMT tending to his wounds, WOW this is really getting to be a write home to mom slap your dog kind of day tom groaned. It was at this point tom was handed the ticket for reckless driving from john law and watched as his car was towed away by some city worker missing teeth. Ok well at least I have a splitting head ache to go with my throbing balls and big lump on my skull, freaking great karma is sure a royal goat fuck he thought but just then the blond who beat him like a stepchild came over and extended her hand and said something about being sorry about overreacting and beating him up like a bitch, well now were getting somewhere he thought...

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #24 on:** August 29, 2006, 08:35:32 AM »