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Re: Gooooooood Morning Viet-big.commmm!!!!
« Reply #150 on: September 13, 2006, 01:57:34 PM »
dammit, some one help me out here, this is John Ramano, publisher of MD?

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Re: Gooooooood Morning Viet-big.commmm!!!!
« Reply #151 on: September 13, 2006, 01:57:54 PM »
I promise. I'll try telling the truth from now on...she can squat that though...320lbs actually.

Don`t you start this shit again.

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Re: Gooooooood Morning Viet-big.commmm!!!!
« Reply #152 on: September 13, 2006, 01:58:12 PM »
I promise. I'll try telling the truth from now on...she can squat that though...320lbs actually.
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Re: Gooooooood Morning Viet-big.commmm!!!!
« Reply #153 on: September 13, 2006, 01:59:30 PM »
Is it true you and Mentis used to train in a gay gym?
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Re: Gooooooood Morning Viet-big.commmm!!!!
« Reply #154 on: September 13, 2006, 02:00:50 PM »
 >:(
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Re: Gooooooood Morning Viet-big.commmm!!!!
« Reply #155 on: September 13, 2006, 02:03:06 PM »
No WAY NO HOW, would you be 200 lbs ripped if you stopped juicing for good.

You wouldn`t even come close to the 200 mark.

I can`t believe that you believe your own delusions.

Go clean for at least 2 years and for every pound over 200 you mantain in single digit bodyfat, I will pay you 1000 dollars.

You really need to come to the terms that THERE ARE NO CLEAN people walking around ripped at 200 lbs under 6ft.

Sorry.  But you and nobody else can name one.


I was clean from 2002-2005 before that show...I could have easily came in at 200, now a shredded 200+ roid like look, of course not I have also been clean since may 2005 and im 234 with all my abs right now. i must be mistaken though and it will all disappear right before my eyes according to you. But i thought you would at least be intelligent enough to know this already. How is it a baboon such as yourself is this delusional. There are litterally thousands of drug tested lifetime nattys competing 200-210, look up ernie richards for one. Just because your 190 and 7'4 doesnt mean someone else under 6' cant do it ya fucking tranny fucking baboon.

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Re: Gooooooood Morning Viet-big.commmm!!!!
« Reply #156 on: September 13, 2006, 02:04:41 PM »
i find it funny that a guy 5'9" and 213lbs. goes by the username, "toolarge4u", hahahaha, epic misnomer.
not as funny as a internet  hero hiding behind his keyboard taking shots at everyone but wont post a pic himself. Holy bitch kabob, too bad you didnt live on the east coast. I would love to see your epic training sessions.

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Re: Gooooooood Morning Viet-big.commmm!!!!
« Reply #157 on: September 13, 2006, 02:06:06 PM »

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Re: Gooooooood Morning Viet-big.commmm!!!!
« Reply #158 on: September 13, 2006, 02:07:27 PM »
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Re: Gooooooood Morning Viet-big.commmm!!!!
« Reply #159 on: September 13, 2006, 02:08:34 PM »
thank you!

sorry i was busy getting pummled by the "squad"

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Re: Gooooooood Morning Viet-big.commmm!!!!
« Reply #160 on: September 13, 2006, 02:11:31 PM »
Quick question Mr. Romano...

Is it true that Mr. Blechman is extremely selective about hiring writers for MD?

TOP TEN QUALIFICATIONS TO WRITE FOR MUSCULAR DEVELOPMENT

1. Missing at least one kidney.
2. Must meet requirement of one felony conviction or two misdemeanor convictions or three outstanding warrants.
3. Cannot locate "truth" in dictionary or own vocabulary.
4. Minimum of one appearance on cable television wearing dopey chef hat.
5. Must have tried anabolic steroids with either no noticeable improvement or 3 Arnold Classic wins.
6. MUST HATE WOMEN...LOVE TAKING DUMPS...BE PALS WITH DRUG DEALERS...USE ALL CAPS
7. Must pretend to believe that non-steroid supplements work.
8. Great imagination required for magazine that uses cartoons instead of photos.
9. Epitestosterone:Testosterone ratio of 12:1 or higher.
10. Negative letters of reference from no less than five previous employers.

Special "Trapper MD" Ed

YOU MOTHERF------!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Gooooooood Morning Viet-big.commmm!!!!
« Reply #161 on: September 13, 2006, 02:11:42 PM »
TOP TEN QUALIFICATIONS TO WRITE FOR MUSCULAR DEVELOPMENT

1. Missing at least one kidney.
2. Must meet requirement of one felony conviction or two misdemeanor convictions or three outstanding warrants.
3. Cannot locate "truth" in dictionary or own vocabulary.
4. Minimum of one appearance on cable television wearing dopey chef hat.
5. Must have tried anabolic steroids with either no noticeable improvement or 3 Arnold Classic wins.
6. MUST HATE WOMEN...LOVE TAKING DUMPS...BE PALS WITH DRUG DEALERS...USE ALL CAPS
7. Must pretend to believe that non-steroid supplements work.
8. Great imagination required for magazine that uses cartoons instead of photos.
9. Epitestosterone:Testosterone ratio of 12:1 or higher.
10. Negative letters of reference from no less than five previous employers.

Special "Trapper MD" Ed


Hmm, let me see here -
1. Nope, I have both my original kidneys.
2. Never been arrested.
3. Haven't tried to find 'truth' in the dictionary, but it's gotta be somewhere between toilet and voluminous.
4. I used to film Romano for his Muscle Meals segments on ESPN - and eat all the food when we were done shooting.
5. Tried AAS on about 15-20 occasions and still stuck at my birth weight of 9 pounds, 3 ounces - arms are a brutal six inches and I have been runner-up in the Heavyweight division of Mr. My Backyard three times
6.  Love women, would rather take a big dump than hold it in, can type in both upper and lower case letters, have been friendly with several drug dealers
7. Many non-steroid supplements 'work,' but always admit that NOTHING works as good as steroids
8. Imagination is so good that for years I thought I ran with the popular clique in high school, only to realize later that I was home schooled and imagined the entire cast of characters
9. My ratio probably was right up there many times, now it's on the low normal end - probably lower than most women getting ready for the Fitness and Figure Olympia right now
10. I thought it was illegal to give bad references?

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Re: Gooooooood Morning Viet-big.commmm!!!!
« Reply #162 on: September 13, 2006, 02:12:13 PM »
Hey John, glad to see you here on the boards, Please continue bashing Flex and keeping them in check!

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Re: Gooooooood Morning Viet-big.commmm!!!!
« Reply #163 on: September 13, 2006, 02:13:04 PM »
sorry i was busy getting pummled by the "squad"
the squad of fags

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Re: Gooooooood Morning Viet-big.commmm!!!!
« Reply #164 on: September 13, 2006, 02:17:56 PM »
Quick question Mr. Romano...

Is it true that Mr. Blechman is extremely selective about hiring writers for MD?

TOP TEN QUALIFICATIONS TO WRITE FOR MUSCULAR DEVELOPMENT

1. Missing at least one kidney.
2. Must meet requirement of one felony conviction or two misdemeanor convictions or three outstanding warrants.
3. Cannot locate "truth" in dictionary or own vocabulary.
4. Minimum of one appearance on cable television wearing dopey chef hat.
5. Must have tried anabolic steroids with either no noticeable improvement or 3 Arnold Classic wins.
6. MUST HATE WOMEN...LOVE TAKING DUMPS...BE PALS WITH DRUG DEALERS...USE ALL CAPS
7. Must pretend to believe that non-steroid supplements work.
8. Great imagination required for magazine that uses cartoons instead of photos.
9. Epitestosterone:Testosterone ratio of 12:1 or higher.
10. Negative letters of reference from no less than five previous employers.

Special "Trapper MD" Ed
You forgot one, Ed...

 11. Must describe all negroe bodybuilders as 'salascious and sensual mountains of greasy ebony muscle.'

 You knew that was comming, Ron...
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Re: Gooooooood Morning Viet-big.commmm!!!!
« Reply #165 on: September 13, 2006, 02:18:59 PM »
You forgot one, Ed...

 11. Must describe all negroe bodybuilders as 'salascious and sensual mountains of greasy ebony muscle.'

 You knew that was comming, Ron...

really?  how'd I ever miss this?
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Re: Gooooooood Morning Viet-big.commmm!!!!
« Reply #166 on: September 13, 2006, 02:27:27 PM »
In the Ronnie Coleman column I just submitted for the December issue, I used the Ebony Mountain of Muscle phrase again, like so:

"Even this ebony mountain of muscle (that’s for my peeps over at GetBig!) can’t handle that much weight in strict form."

Ronnie may even want to use this as a T-shirt slogan eventually.

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Re: Gooooooood Morning Viet-big.commmm!!!!
« Reply #167 on: September 13, 2006, 02:30:14 PM »
this thread his hilarous  ;D

Welcome on Getbig John !

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Re: Gooooooood Morning Viet-big.commmm!!!!
« Reply #168 on: September 13, 2006, 02:31:00 PM »
 Hahahaha. I wondered if you might do something like that as an inside joke to the ol' BlockHead and gordiano.

 When you were penning that...it was about a few weeks ago when we went bakc and forth about the historical history of the entitiy 'pazuzu' and working expos and 'the comment'.

 I'll take that as a shout out to me...thanks Ron!

 I twisted it a little bit for dramatic effect...'sensual and sexual mountains of greasy chocolate ebony muscle'.
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Re: Gooooooood Morning Viet-big.commmm!!!!
« Reply #169 on: September 13, 2006, 02:33:46 PM »
  'sensual and sexual mountains of greasy chocolate ebony muscle'.

ya all are scaring me now
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Re: Gooooooood Morning Viet-big.commmm!!!!
« Reply #170 on: September 13, 2006, 02:43:01 PM »
Maybe Ronnie will even refer to himself as an Ebony Mountain of Muscle in his acceptance speech after he wins his 9th Mr. Olympia?
"I'd like to thank God for making me such an Ebony Mountain of Muscle. . ."

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Re: Gooooooood Morning Viet-big.commmm!!!!
« Reply #171 on: September 13, 2006, 03:01:52 PM »

 It would be more like..." you know...basically I wan to eh...basically uh...give thanx to da Lord Jesus and uh...basically for eh...basically for making me a mountain of ebony muscle basically...you know..."

 He will win 9 and retire. This year.

 Now I'm looking forward to the December issue. Ron, what is your opinion of Romano possibly giving GETBIG.com a 'voice' in MD Magazine? Do you think it will work?
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Re: Gooooooood Morning Viet-big.commmm!!!!
« Reply #172 on: September 13, 2006, 03:03:20 PM »
Romano dude,

You finally learner how to use internet connection..?  ;D

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« Reply #173 on: September 13, 2006, 03:03:50 PM »
Now I'm looking forward to the December issue. Ron, what is your opinion of Romano possibly giving GETBIG.com a 'voice' in MD Magazine? Do you think it will work?

he seems serious

it would be cool

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Re: Gooooooood Morning Viet-big.commmm!!!!
« Reply #174 on: September 13, 2006, 03:14:00 PM »
"TOP TEN QUALIFICATIONS TO WRITE FOR MUSCULAR DEVELOPMENT

1. Missing at least one kidney.
2. Must meet requirement of one felony conviction or two misdemeanor convictions or three outstanding warrants.
3. Cannot locate "truth" in dictionary or own vocabulary.
4. Minimum of one appearance on cable television wearing dopey chef hat.
5. Must have tried anabolic steroids with either no noticeable improvement or 3 Arnold Classic wins.
6. MUST HATE WOMEN...LOVE TAKING DUMPS...BE PALS WITH DRUG DEALERS...USE ALL CAPS
7. Must pretend to believe that non-steroid supplements work.
8. Great imagination required for magazine that uses cartoons instead of photos.
9. Epitestosterone:Testosterone ratio of 12:1 or higher.
10. Negative letters of reference from no less than five previous employers."

Obviously, Im not qualified to write for MD. :)